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“Crank 2: High Voltage” sure is cranking up the testosterone levels of every red-blooded male movie fan I know, even before the movie is out in the theaters!  We’re not even talking about Jason Statham’s kick-ass action scenes and bloody violence this movie is sure to have.  All the news and pictures recently featuring Amy Smart in various levels of undress are all we need to declare that we’re going to love this movie, just because it’s got lots of views of Amy Smart’s tits!  First there was that shot of Amy Smart’s nipple slip, while she was fighting Corey Haim, of all people.  And now here are photos from the set of the movie showing Amy Smart topless, with only nipple tape covering up her perky boobies.  Now that’s close enough to nudity for us!  When the movie comes out, you know we’ll be ready to capture all the naked action for everyone’s pleasure, particularly ours…

Amy Smart’s had lots of topless moments throughout her career, which is why she’s definitely one of our favorites.  You can check out those naughty moments, and more, when you click on this link!

So it’s the owner of one of the hottest pairs of tits in Tinseltown Vs. the woman with the biggest, baddest booty on reality TV.  What a match!  Too bad it’s only for show, in the latest of the series of spoof movies to come from the makers of “Scary Movie” and almost all of the retarded sequels that came after.  Yes, it’s for the upcoming “Disaster Movie”, and Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer will have Carmen Electra and Kim Kardashian clashing in a spoof of WWE Divas, with Carmen Electra having an extra challenge in trying to portray Angelina Jolie in “Wanted”.  Whew!  Is that an acting challenge, or what?  Why aren’t these people nominated during Oscar season?

Still, it’s Kim Kardashian and Carmen Electra mashing their curvy bodies up against each other while wearing skimpy clothing, so it’s pretty much worth watching for only those parts.  That means you should just download it if you can.  And check out this link for even hotter scenes featuring both of them (separately though)…

And it’s not the funny-looking one or the one who’s been linked to Disney tween stars.  No, the Jonas brother who’s got a thing for Hermione Granger is none other than Joe Jonas himself, the heartthrob frontman of the teen pop rock group.  When asked on whether any of his brothers were dating someone, Joe answered “Not, not yet, unfortunately.” Then he adds, “There’s a few people that we would like to be gossiped about. That’d be nice. I’ve always had a crush on Emma Watson!”

Well, we think we know why, and you probably do to, if you’ve been online anytime during the past few months.  We’re talking about Emma Watson’s upskirt pic by the paparazzi showing that she’s a naughty young woman now, who favors see-through panties.  Joe Jonas is just acting like any other horny young guy who’s seen his fictional crush flash her pink.  Now he’s probably got fantasies about her running through his head, but the difference between him and any other Harry Potter fan out there is that he can make his fantasies come true.

For a reminder of why that Emma Watson fantasy is so alluring, check out more of those scandalous upskirt shots here on this site.

Well last I heard, Pamela Anderson was shacking up again with her ex-husband and sex-tape partner, Tommy Lee.  But it seems that Pamela clarified on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show that their relationship was not romantic, even though they were living under the same roof.  It looks like it’s really just for the kids though, because recently Pamela Anderson has been spotted meeting up with friends in LA with this guy in tow, and it turns out he’s a member of the Abu Dhabi Royal family.  Pamela was there recently for the Make A Wish Foundation, and had decided to put up an eco-friendly hotel there.  Eventually, she met the royal family while she was there, and then it looks like one of them hooked up with her, and received the pet name Milk-Sheik, or Milk for short, whenever she mentions him in public conversation.  Well, she’ll certainly look good running across the Arabian sands in slow-motion while wearing a chador, we think.

Hopefully, this guy is one kinky sheik, and he’ll want to make another Pamela Anderson sex tape, to put his stamp on her and assert his manhood Vs. Tommy Lee’s stellar turn in their last fuck video, which you can see when you click on this link!

If you’re a young and horny guy, then you’ve probably got a thing for the babes of “The Hills”.  This MTV reality show has been picked up for its fourth season, and the girls on the show are considered to be some of today’s hottest “It Girls“, especially out in LA, where the show is based.  That means that they get lots of free clothes from top designers in the area, to build up their brands through exposure on their show.  But while Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge have been receiving tons of that stuff, Heidi Montag is a potential endorser nobody wants to touch with a ten-foot pole!  As Fox News reported:

One of Los Angeles’ leading fashion reps (who is often responsible for dressing the likes of Miley Cyrus, Angelina Jolie, Fergie and Carmen Electra) told Pop Tarts that Heidi’s public persona is a little too cheap even for casual (but classy) brands.

“They don’t want their stuff on Heidi, even despite the fact that she is very media-friendly and is photographed a lot,” the rep said. “It’s just not the caliber of celebrity most clients go for.”

Ouch.  That’s got to hurt, and I hope it hurts like getting stabbed in the gut with a hot poker and left to die in the wilderness, especially for Spencer Pratt.  Boy, that superficial publicity hound must be seething that the pony he’s backing is being ignored by those that really matter!  It looks like all they’re good for are cheaply-staged publicity shots in supermarkets.  But then, that’s why they have no cred in the first place!  Click here to see the only thing that matters about Heidi Montag — her boobs!

At a press conference in Venice to promote her new movie “The Burning Plain“, Charlize Theron had an encounter of the psudo-stalkerish kind when a reporter at the event actually proposed marriage to this statuesque hottie.  The reporter began with: “I would like to ask you something Charlize Theron.  First of all, I really like you so much and have a lot of respect for you but I would like to marry you — and I have a question: which side do you prefer to sleep?”  And Charlize fired back immediately with a quick-witted “The side that you are not on.”

“Oh, then I think it doesn’t work,” the dejected reporter replied.

Charlize continued by keeping the situation lighthearted, jokingly calling for security and continuing, “The man with the red… you are very cute, but you know my boyfriend will kill you.  Yeah, I am married, I am taken, whatever,” Charlize added. “How much money do you have?”

“I am poor,” the journalist answered.  “See, we are gonna have to talk about that,” Theron said. “I will talk to you later. I have something for you, you are ready? Ananas [meaning pineapple]. There you go, sit down.”

Boy, talk about your awkward situations.  I’d be cringing if I knew that guy, but then can we really blame him?  Just check out this pic of Charlize around the same time, frolicking in the surf in her bikini.  Yeah, she could drive a guy crazy with lustful heat, as you can see when you check out her even hotter pics here on this link!

You’ve just got to love Keeley Hazell.  This Page 3 Girl, topless glamour model and sex tape star has been showing her luscious size 32-E breasts for a year or two already, and I’m sure the entire male half of the British nation is grateful.  But Keeley Hazell just keeps on giving, because that’s the kind of girl she is, and so here we have her in a tribute to the British Olympians.  Or if this pictorial came out during The Games itself, it probably served as an inspiration to Britannia’s male athletes, reminding them of what waited for them back home.  And that would be Keeley Hazell, topless and covered in gold paint, with a medal hanging down between her juicy, voluptuous cleavage.  You definitely can’t ask for a better reward than that!

But there are other rewards to enjoy, even for those of us less athletically-inclined, like Keeley Hazell topless without any paint, and of course the Keeley Hazell sex tape, which you can all find when you click on this link.

If you don’t know who Emily Parr is, then you’re just not a fan of UK reality TV.  She’s been one of the housemates on Big Brother, the hit UK reality show where ordinary people are made to live in Big Brother’s house with no contact with the outside world for the length of their stay there.  And Emily Parr has been one of the hottest housemates there, even though she was booted out early.  It wasn’t through audience votes though, but because of a racially offensive word she used when joking around while dancing with another housemate.  Well, this 19-year old drama student still got some exposure at least, and now she’s following in the steps of other hot housemates of the past by posing for risque UK mags.  Here she is in Nuts magazine, where she had a nude glamour pictorial, and even better, here’s an upskirt pic for those who like their view of her privates to be more real!

We think she’s a cutie, and I’m sure you do too, which is why we’re recommending this link to see more of her…

Ryan Reynolds, better known to horndogs worldwide as one of their role models — Van Wilder, is about to give up his fun-loving single-guy lifestyle to get shackled to the ol’ ball and chain that is a wife.  But hey, we can’t really blame him because that ball and chain is pretty hot, coming in the form of Scarlett Johansson, one of the highest-ranking hotties in recent men’s magazine polls.  They had been dating for about a year until Reynolds popped the question, and Scarlett of course said yes.  Another reason we can forgive Reynolds for shattering our image of Van Wilder is because he’s going to be playing uber-cool assassin Deadpool in the upcoming “X-Men Origins: Wolverine”.  Hanging out with Wolverine during the day then banging Scarlett Johansson at night?  Van Wilder is still the man!

How could you not want to be able to bang a babe like Scarlett Johansson every day?  Check out this link for some of the hottest Scarlett Johansson images available!

It’s good times again for male fans of Jennifer Aniston, because this hottie is free at last from the human hard-on known as John Mayer.  I don’t know how, but that guy has managed to bag a string of really hot babes over the past few years, and if the news about his and Jennifer’s break up is correct, they aren’t enough for him.  Even with prime celebrity tail like Jennifer or Jessica Simpson spreading their legs for him, he still has to get his wang into some cocktail waitress or groupie!  Well now we can gaze at Jennifer Aniston and enjoy the thought that she’s single, especially when she shows up with those perky nipples of hers again.

Just check out this collection of hard nipple images, taken over the past few months, or even later.  There’s just no stopping her nips from poking through her tops!  Now that’s something even Brad Pitt ought to be regretting he can’t have again, even after all this years in the arms of Angelina Jolie!  For more hot Jennifer Aniston stuff, just click on this link!