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She was once considered a young Hollywood fashionista, her style being copied by millions of young women all across America, thanks to her now-ended hit TV show The OC, but these days, Mischa Barton seems to have a problem keeping her clothes on. First she was noticed at a Paris Fashion Week event where her strapless dress almost showed her right boob, then at the same fashion show, she was photographed with her undies for all the audience to see (and, by extention, the world). Now, we see her on the pages of Jack magazine barely wearing anything at all. Is this a sign of this to come? Will she finally do that sexy flick where she gets to have numerous nude scenes, playing a ho, or a drug addict, or a drug-addicted hooker with a propensity for S&M and roleplaying… okay, I’m back. Sorry.

Truth be told, she needs to do something really edgy to get her back in the spotlight for all the right reasons. Sure, she’s had her share of tabloid coverage with her arrests and her bad-girl behavior. And now she looks stoned or drunk when appearing in public. I guess living in gay Paris would do that to you. But, if someone as screwed up as Britney Spears could turn her life around, clean up her act and get serious, I guess there’s hope for all of us, even you Mischa.

I mean, she is looking mighty fine these days. If these pics are any indication of how good she looks, she definitely has a shot of getting to the top of the hot list. Throw in a sex tape, topless sunbathing shots, and risque movie roles and we’ve got ourselves a bona fide sexpot. So come on Mischa, go for it! After all, what else are you gonna do?

Fulfill your celeb fantasies about Mischa and other hot stars by going here.

Remember, once upon a time, when Lindsay Lohan first sprouted into hottie-ness, her massive boobs and curvy body was the fantasy of every hot-blooded male around? Her little laugh, sweet smile, and sexy innocence would just let your mind go to the most nastiest places? Her comic timing, her natural talent, her all-around likability that made you overlook the shortcomings of her acting ability? Remember that?

Instead now, we get this…

A hollow shell of this once happy and promising personality, completely consumed by the mass media, spiraling down into the world of tabloid shows, gossip columns, and bad-girl behavior. And now, as has been gossiped over for months on end, we see her like this. Or rather, what’s left of her. Is it the state of her career (bordering on zero) that’s making her do this to herself? The pressure to stay thin in Hollywood? Trying to catch up with her lesbian lover’s body (which is impossible, because I still believe that Sam Ronson is really a 14-year-old boy). Whatever the reason, it’s starting to look dangerous.

I’m sure a lot of you will agree with me when I say she actually looked better during her Mean Girls years. At least you had something to hold on to. She was wholesomely steamy, with just a hint of naughtiness. And, of course, those boobs. They were huge enough to get lost in. Where’d they go? Then there’s that sweet, plump ass that bounced playfully when she walked (or better yet, ran in slow motion). I mean, just look at the girl who played the villain in one of Lilo’s movies Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen Megan Fox who’s making tongues wag with her curvy hot body, landing on Sexiest Women lists around the world.

Seriously Lindsay, bring back the poundage. Go to Anorexics Anonymous, eat some cheescake, do some actually funny comedies and get back into the spotlight were you belong. In the meantime, you can check this out for other Lindsay Lohan scandals as well as other gossip heavy celebs.

It’s been a babelicious week for all meat hounds out there, with all the bikini images of Victoria’s Secret models like Marissa Miller and Miranda Kerr that have been flooding the blogosphere for the past few days.  At first it was just one or two model sightings, and you wouldn’t think they were there for work as they seemed to just be having fun in the sand and surf.  You think there’s been some sort of heatwave in Model Land (yes, that’s an actual place) for these steamin' hot hotties to be hitting the beach so often and at the same time, but as it turns out, it seems there’s been a Victoria’s Secret photoshoot going on in the playground of the rich and famous that is St. Barts.  That’s kind of obvious with the latest pictures to leak out from that island, featuring Alessandra Ambrosio.  Here she is raising temperatures all across the world just by being so hot hot.  And why is this obviously a photoshoot?  Because of that freakin' huge bed that she’s leaning on right there on the edge of the surf.  I mean, what’s a big, wooden canopy bed with a Victoria's Secret supermodel attached to it doing out on the beach?  I mean aside from in my drunken flights of fancy at night (starring any and all Victoria’s Secret Angels, depending on how many bottles I’ve had).  But then, if I can fantasize about it, I’m sure there’s no shortage of rich men with vacation homes on the island that can actually set up something like that with these girls.  Or they can just walk down to the beach and watch the photoshoot.

Oh well, it’s not like I can make those dreams come true, which is why I just check out these smokin' models online at this site.  No need to be rich and famous to enjoy their nude bodies and naughty behavior over there, so everybody can go and check it out!

Katy Perry’s been in the scandal sheets recently because of her break up with boyfriend Travis McCoy of Gym Class Heroes, and  because of some scorching bikini pics.  But this nude selfpic is one even sexier and and more scandalous find, and it doesn’t seem to be one of those photoshop jobs that some sites put out.  Still, the proof of the pudding is in the eating, so why not just feast your eyes on this steamin' hot photograph of what looks like Katy Perry taking a nude self pic of herself in front of a bathroom mirror.  Now that’s something that looks like it belongs in an amateur teen porn site, but here it is for your lusty pleasure, because from what my eyes are telling me, and everyone else with a Hollywood blog out there — that’s Katy Perry doing something really, really naughty.  Of course it’s got to be from a few years ago, because she isn’t as slim as she is in her bikini pics, which should be just about right for that era, before all the constant touring and pressure to keep slim.  Maybe it was even taken right before her transition to mainstream pop, after she put her Christian gospel album out.  Now that would make this pic even hotter!  A Christian taking butt naked mirror pic of herself is definitely a dirty fantasy we can all get into.  “I Kissed A Girl” + Christianity + a nude selfpic = a sizzling hot chicken choking session for all the horny dudes out there with a little imagination and a yen for perversion, I think.

If you’re looking for even more Katy Perry perversions and further proof that she’s capable of this naughty scandal, you can check out this site and see Katy at her horniest.  Yes, even hornier than this pic, I think.  Now wouldn’t that be something to see?

Looks like Amy Winehouse’s vacation in St. Lucia is going even better than anyone ever expected.  As seen in various reports over the past few days, her sex life’s going great guns, as she hooks up with attention-seeking bit player Joshua Bowman (Who?  See, I told you.), and now it looks like she’s training for some Celebrity Death Match tournament, or maybe even an invasion of Gaza or something.  Just like Jean Claude Van Damme, Amy is showing herself to be a limber little thing who can do full splits with ease.  Well, as anyone who’s been following Amy Winehouse’s scandal sheets knows (Yes, it’s an actual a career), Amy’s very good at spreading her legs, so the moves she’s being shown here by her martial arts sensei aren’t new to her.  Hell, even the upside-down position of her leg splits is probably something she’s done before in some naughty frenzy with her estranged partner Blake Fielder-Civil.

And speaking of Fielder-Civil, I’m sure he’s the one who’s going to get a taste of Amy’s newfound martial arts skillz.  He’s started divorce proceedings now after all those reports of her infidelities on the beautiful beaches of St. Lucia.  I bet she thought she was giving him some verbal karate chops with statements to the press like “When I’m with Josh I don’t need drugs to feel good because he makes me feel so amazing.  We just had sex… can’t you tell?”  Now she’s the one reeling from his legal assault, although I bet the line “Blake was rubbish in bed,” really hit him where it hurts.  Oh well, now that Amy’s one with the Matrix, she can use all her downloaded martial arts knowledge to pound him into the ground.  Then she can challenge Manny Pacquiao for the title of best pound-for-pound fighter next.

Well, we can only wish Amy Winehouse luck in her bid to get back in shape, so hopefully the next time she shows her ta tas, which you can see on this site, she won’t scare our balls into hiding.  Check out that site for other hot celeb content if Amy Winehouse’s juggs aren’t your thing, and that’s completely understandable.

Although Nicole Kidman seems to be the one with the most sense one among Tom Cruise’s former partners (especially when you count his current one), it looks like she’s forgotten how avoid becoming gossip blog material.  But then, in doing so, she’s shown us that she’s capable of doing something naughty, which is a hell of a lot better than being off the radar and avoiding attention.  For someone with an ‘ice queen‘ quality about her, this shot of Nicole Kidman sporting a cameltoe is a welcome blast of sexual heat to melt her cold image.  It shows us that she isn’t just a comely mannequin and reminds us that she’s got a hot twat under her clothes.  She’s not just a lovely face and a slender, sexy body, is what she’s proclaiming to the world with that moose knuckle of hers.   And it also shows Katie Holmes just who’s the more luscious MILF between them both.  Oh yeah Katie, you’re in MILF territory already, with Suri around, don’t try to deny it.  And Nicole is straying south into yummy honey territory again for me, with this photograph.  Mmmmm… gash!  *Drool*

In case you’ve forgotten how sizzling Nicole Kidman used to be, before she wore that nose and bored you to tears in “The Hours”, then rediscover her with all the yummiest, raunchiest photographs and videos of her that they have, here on this site!  And if this moose knuckle experience already has you going nom nom nom, then that site’ll give you an explosive orgasm for sure!

Verne Troyer, who was in the news last year when his personal porn movie was leaked to the public on the net, is back in the showbiz papers thanks to another ex-lover.  This ex-girlfriend of his is another babe, just like his last one, and it sorta makes you wonder why this little guy gets a lot more scorching hot tail than you do, don’t it?  Well, if the trade-off is being laughed at in the tabloids and gossip blogs because your exes have to indulge the public’s appetite for details about midget sex, then okay, maybe I’d rather pay for an escort instead.  Not that former Playmate Genevieve Gallen is probably much different.  She married Verne in 2004 after they were introduced at a party by Hugh Hefner himself, and I bet she didn’t know that there wouldn’t be any new Austin Powers movies for a long time when she did that.  Well, that’s a Playmate for ya, all breasts and no investment portfolio.

So why is she telling her story now to ‘The News of The World‘ rag?  Well, maybe it has something to do with Troyer being part of the Celebrity Edition of  the ‘Big Brother’ reality show this year, along with stars such as Coolio, LaToya Jackson and the delicious, busty Lucy Pinder.  And what did she reveal to the tabloid about Verne that’s got everyone ho-ho-hoing like Santa Claus this post-Christmas season?  Oh, nothing much, just some revelations about him getting wasted a lot.  One special Valentine’s night she even got all dressed up in red for him, and he was so excited while making her pose while he took photographs — then he passed out before doing anything to her beyond that.  Hell, he sounds like a regular guy after all.  I’d rather laugh at Genevieve instead for dressing up in all these costumes for Verne, as seen in these images.

But in the end, I’d rather just watch Verne Troyer’s sex tape instead.  Why not check it out, and other celeb amateur sex videos too, here on this site?

No, they didn’t break up with each other.  That would’ve been a sizzling hot lesbian fantasy that would completely push anything Lindsay Lohan does off the front page.  But it looks like it hasn’t been an enjoyable New Year for those two, separately.  For Katy Perry, it was her boytyoy Travis McCoy who broke up with her.  And then he posts a rap about it on his blog.  ‘Cause nothing says “I’m gangsta and I just kicked my ho out the door” more than a blog.  With some rap in it.  Oh well, it’s not like he’s done any drive-by shootings, he’s just from the band Gym Class Heroes.  Check out his amazing rhymes here (and by amazing I mean retarded):

My friends always tell me how I’m lucky to possess
The best looking girl in the whole U.S.
But every time you scream, you blow your finesse
Tryin’ to dis the Profess-
Or twenty-four hours of acting sore
Sometimes I wish you’d come down with lockjaw
So I don’t have to take in the breakin’
You treat me like a burnt piece of bacon
It seems like just two years
Back when we were bonded and not pierced
But now I keep itchin’ to jet
Sitting’ in the chair just to stare, set to sprint
Yo, sweetheart, you better take a hint
I say it now like I said it before
I’m lookin’ at the front door

Hmmm…  Maybe if you throw in some machine gun fire it would sound better in your head?  Oh well, I guess that’s why Katy Perry’s been showing off her juggs a lot lately.  And that bodes well for us, when it comes to the recent break up of Jennifer Love Hewitt and her former fiance Ross McCall.  If seeing Katy Perry’s voluptuous funbags on display in bikinis and skimpy outfits recently was hot, imagine how the world would be with Hewitt’s generous set of grapefruits being displayed.  Yes, the ice caps are going to have a hard time surviving this year with Jennifer Love Hewitt swinging around her voluptuous rack as she looks for a replacement for McCall.

To remind you of why Jennifer Love Hewitt’s chest being unfettered is a good thing, check out her naughty images and flicks here on this site!

Oh wow, it’s sexy Saphic Hollywood celeb Lindsay Lohan in a bikini!  It’s only right some American celeb show these Brits who’ve been baring their bodies on the beach how the other side does it.  Being a lesbian, Lindsay can represent ‘the other side’ twice!  But, here’s something that’s totally off-kilter and a bit surprising — these bikini pics of Lindsay just won’t turn you on!  No, there’s no Samantha Ronson hovering in the background like a zombie skeleton to frighten off your woodies with her creepy presence (and don’t forget to give double thanks she’s not here in a bikini too).  These LiLo pics just aren’t hot, though that may be hard to believe, because Lindsay is just too damn skinny in these pictures.  That’s not the body she bared in her nude Marilyn Monroe-inspired pictorial, or in any of her sizzling hot pictorials in the past.  That body looks more like it belongs in a Samantha Ronson pictorial.  But before DJ Sam gets all slap-happy at how much influence she has over Lindsay, she’d better think about the fact that soon their Sapphic sex sessions will be like Ronson making love with herself!  Now if she were as sexy as Pink in her doppelganger sex video, that’d be all right, but having two Samantha Ronsons in bed is something that even Samantha Ronson probably won’t be able to take.  I mean, I don’t know how Lindsay Lohan can take even one in between her legs.

Well, until Lindsay fills up somemore, here’s something to take away those memories of her saggy knockers.  Just click on it and enjoy, and hope this New Year’ll have a hotter Lindsay Lohan for us to jerk off to!