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If you ever thought in your deluded mind that you had a chance getting in between the legs of supermodel and Victoria’s Secret favorite Gisele Bundchen, then I’m sorry to say that as of this week, she is no longer looking - commitment or just plain mindless fucking. She has just recently gotten married to boyfriend of 2 years, football star Tom Brady. Hear that? That is the sound of horny men all over the world wailing…

According to Us Weekly,  the model and the football player got married Thursday night in a ceremony held in Santa Monica, California and was “very small and intimate” - with most guests being mainly immediate family, including Tom’s young son with ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan, John Edward Thomas Moynahan. Giselle wore a dress designed by Dolce & Gabbana. I would’ve preferred her to be completely naked, but I’m saving that for our wedding.

Tom Brady is one lucky mother fucker. Being married to the hottest woman on the planet today. Getting to fuck her anytime he wants. Getting her to do some pretty nasty things together. My mind is racing with a million possibilities!

I guess from now on, since Gisele is now a “decent woman”, I’ll just have to jack off to her sexy pictorials, re-watch fashion shows where she walks down the runway in next to nothing, and head on over here to see all the dirty stuff that Gisele has done over the years, stuff I’m pretty sure Tom wouldn’t want people to see. But who cares. You get to fuck her dude!

We’re so used to seeing Sandra Bullock as the girl-next-door type. A bit frumpy, approachable, tomboyish. That’s I suppose part of the whole appeal — turning your best friend into your personal whore sorta thing. She’s always had a wholesome quality about her, even in pictorials. So imagine my surprise when I came across these shots from one she did a while back. I’m not exactly sure how prevalent these pics are, but considering that they were probably taken before the internet was the norm, I’m presenting them to you guys who wanna see a bit more of Sandra.

And you do get to see quite a lot. The knit dress doesn’t hide much, especially since she’s not wearing anything underneath. No bra. No panties. I don’t even think she has pasties. Her nice pert titties seem to defy gravity as they’re firmly held in place without the use of an accoutrement. And while they did seem to erase some nipple, you can still see the outline of her areola in a few shots. Too bad there’s no full frontal where we get to see her glorious poon (or lack thereof, in case she waxed for this) or maybe a behind shot to see her, well, behind. Her ass has always been a staple of my fantasies.

My guess is this was taken around the time she was making Speed and Demolition Man. She was just a mere starlet, doing her best to make her mark in Hollywood. Her TV career had officially ended after her sitcom, an adaptation of Working Girl flopped. She jumped from film to film but failed to have a breakthrough. This was maybe that time these photos were taken. Why else would she say yes to doing something so revealing? For the attention of course! But what’s odd is that these pics seem to only have come out now, about 15 years after the fact. Guess they were bound to come out some time.

And these are not the only sexy pictures of Sandra Bullock. Check out this site and have a look around. See what else you can find on Miss Congeniality herself, as well as some other hot celebs.

Beyonce narrowly avoided a wardrobe catastrophe while out on the town, and the entire male population is sadder for it. Her ever-elusive nips could’ve been front and center when an almost nipple slip happened due to a very, very low cut frock. But not to worry, we’ve still got a few decent shots of the corner of her areola making it’s way out of the dress, but I’m afraid that’ll have to do for now.

See, for as far as I can remember, I’ve always been amazed with Beyonce’s nipples. Since her Destiny’s Child days they’ve always seemed to be forever shrouded in mystery. Then, when the MTV for Crazy In Love came out, where Beyonce gyrated and rolled around the floor in tight shorts and a plain tank top (no bra) I was pretty sure I would see at least some pretty decent pokies. But alas, no luck. There must be some pretty heavy-duty pasties she uses to cover them nips up, because I ain’t ever seen ‘em. I even went as far as thinking maybe she had them surgically removed forever to not have to bother with them ever again.

But clearly she’s got ‘em. And just like her sis Solange who experienced pretty much the same thing a few days ago, Beyonce’s nipples have now come to light. This definitely goes into my treasure trove of incriminating pics of my favorite stars, just like the ones you’ll find over here - the biggest stars and the hottest chicks and all the things you’re not supposed to see. So, check it out!

She’s always been somewhat plump, but lately Kelly Clarkson looks as big as a house. You’d think after getting a recent number 1 song and officially removing herself from possible has-been status she’d do her best to get camera-ready. But it looks like Kelly’s not gonna lift a finger, except maybe to scoop the next spoonful of food into her mouth.

She’s admitted on her blog that the picture on her single cover has been photoshopped to high heaven, making her barely unrecognizable. Of course she would be lying if she would claim that this would be the initial time her album cover has been digitally altered. Her My December album cover looks stretched to make her appear longer. And Breakaway clearly showed a lack of pores, so that’s been photoshopped as well.

What’s odd about this whole scenario is that Kelly Clarkson has been asked to speak at a Dove Soap seminar on accepting who you are. While I applaud Kelly’s insistence on not shedding a single pound for the sake of her career (however disgusting she may look), it seems a bit hypocritical to spout self-accepting dogma when clearly one works in an industry where image is everything.

So maybe Kelly is pleased with who she is, but I’ll come out and say it: I’m not! Who in their right mind would be happy with themselves being broadcast into millions of homes looking like this? There’s gotta be a few things Kelly can do to get a bit more sexiness. Pilates? Yoga? Wii Sport? Anything! Ya gotta really slim down, Kelly, and do that FHM or Maxim shoot were all dying to see you do. ‘Cause at the rate you’re going, the only magazine you’ll be posing for is Beef Magazine (yes, there is such a magazine!)

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Sports Illustrated cover model Bar Refaeli sure does get around! Since the release of the issue she’s been pretty much making appearances everywhere — talk shows, store openings, photo ops, the works! It makes me believe that the era of the supermodel is making a comeback.

Bar has been spotted on The Late Show with David Letterman, where she was practically eaten alive by Dave. With two bypass surgeries behind him, you’d think he would take it easy with the hot guests. But I would risk a heart attack too to be able to sit that close to such a fuck-worthy babe!

She also made an appearance at The Today Show, where Matt Lauer drooled all over her, while Meredith Vieira had to keep her claws at bay since any woman over 40 in the presence of perfection would be a tad bitchy. But Bar was all smiles and polite and just fucking happy to be there. What a lady! I am so jealous that Leonardo DiCaprio gets to fuck her whenever he wants.

But not to worry. We’ve got the closest thing to making love to Bar. Check out this site and find the hottest and most scandalous pics and vids from Bar and a bunch of other cock-hardening models and celebs.

She first got noticed as the young Angelina Jolie in the TV movie Gia, but Mila Kunis has grown into her own woman. Yes, she’s still being compared (looks-wise) to the Oscar winner, but clearly Mila has something that Angie no longer has: youth. That’s probably why she’s starring in the types of movies that would have been offered to Ms. Jolie say, 10 years ago.

She was positively kick-ass in Max Payne, a terrible movie only made bearable by her steamy presence. And she also managed to outshine erstwhile sex symbol Kristen Bell when she starred opposite her in Forgetting Sarah Marshall. There’s just something about those full lips, sexy eyes, and tight little body that just screams SEX in whatever she does. Even when she’s playing it for laughs on her now defunct sitcom That ’70s Show, she still manages to turn any full-blooded male into a major horn dog. And as you can see in these sexy pics, she’s got the goods to do just that.

She’ll next be seen in The Huges Brothers’ upcoming film The Book Of Eli, which is described as a post-apocalyptic western that promises to be massive. She’ll be joined by Oscar winner Denzel Washington and acclaimed actor Gary Oldman, plus a host of other noteworthy stars. I for one cannot wait to see if those trademark nudie shots the Huges Brothers are so fond of (check out From Hell if you don’t believe me) will be performed by our little sex kitten. For sure if she does, it’ll add major heat to an already buzz-filled movie.

But if you don’t wanna wait that long to see our girl naked, head on over to this site and check out all the hot nude photos of Mila, as well as some other steamy celebs.

Kristen Bell is one Hollywood chick who’s got a lot of street cred with the comic book set, and now she’s just cemented her place in masturbatory fantasies in basements all across the land.  Yes, check out Kristen Bell all dressed up as Princess Leia — and not the Princess Leia with two cinnamon buns slapped on the side of her head, but the Princess Leia in a slave girl costume that Star Wars fanatics spank their Ewok to while making Jabba The Hutt voices in their beds at night.  Not a pretty sight, I know, but Kristen all dressed down like that in full cosplay mode for her promotion of the long-awaited “Fanboys” film ought to be an image powerful enough to get the other one out of your head.  Even normal meat hounds who don’t call their wangs ‘lightsabers’ are sure to pop a chubby for this image of our fave “Heroes” cutie (because she’s got bigger tits than Hayden Panettiere) having some fun.

Then there’s this other photograph of hers that might or might not be a turn on, depending if you’re into fuzzy sex and bestiality or not.  But hey, lonely single guys in their thirties are supposed to be an open-minded lot aren’t they?  They masturbate over sexy cyborgs, so the sight of Kristen Bell making out with a wookie shouldn’t even faze them.  Chewbacca’s a famous celebrity too, anyway, so this is just a case of two hot n’ horny stars hooking up and maybe having a baby or five, and adopting an orphan from some Third World country, just like the Jolie-Pitts.  Yeah, maybe Kristen and Angelina Jolie’s kids can have playdates together at Yoda's house or someplace, but on second thought that ought to be my child Kristen’s going to have so I’m afraid I’m going to have to call the Imperial pound on Chewbacca.

But enough about my plans, for now let’s just enjoy this geek-friendly cutie as she electrifies us again with that lithe, sexy body of hers, and that great smile.  If you want to see her with nothing else on but that smile, then get off this site for now and check her out here!

I love it when those seemingly hoity-toity supermodels show their raunchy side. They appear to be these perfectly steely beings, walking down the runway with a look of determination as if they were doing algebra in their heads the whole time. They often appear serious, frigid, even at times mean. Yet we worship them, because they epitomize all the things that regular human beings cannot be.

Well, Jamie Gunn, the British model with Indian and Jamaican backgrounds who has modeled for Roberto Cavalli and numerous other designers from Paris to Milan, has just showed her boobs. And they’re a great pair too. I should have known she was capable of such a thing because the aforementioned Roberto Cavalli underwear ads she did basically showed her spread-legged with her panties showing. Way to sell undies. Worked for me…

Anyway, she may not have broken out big yet, but I say that by the time these photos make their way around, they’ll be breaking down her door to work with her. And why wouldn’t they? She’s truly one of the more unique-looking sirens out there. The gorgeous maple skin, golden and tasty. Those full lips you just wanna wolf down. Those jugs, pert and bouncy with perfectly pointed nipples. Plus she has that sluttly thing going with her smile, very playful and cock hardening.

So just imagine you’re the one who’s in that bubble bath, giving her a rubrown while eating out her juicy pussy. The smell of her just driving you wild as you lick her juicy sweetness. Or if you prefer a much drier experience, just take her right there on the sofa, rip her panties off, push her bra down, and go to town! After all, with godesses like this, fantasies are all we have. So Indulge them right here, where you can find the sexiest celebs and models all for you.