Hollywood Scanner Blog

Britney Spears wants to get back with her paparazzi ex Adnan Ghalib even though there’s a court-appointed restraining order for him to stay away from her. According to the UK newspaper The Sun:

“LONELY BRITNEY SPEARS is still sending desperate messages to British snapper ADNAN GHALIB - despite an order for him to stay away from her. The singer has sent a barrage of text messages to Adnan begging him to help her get out of living under the control of her father. But Ghalib, 36, is unable to reply because he has been ordered by a judge not to communicate with Britney for three years. A source said: “She keeps sneaking messages to Adnan begging him to help her win back her freedom. “She says she is lonely and misses being able to date the men she chooses. She feels trapped. She has been begging him to meet her and help her come up with a plan to get out of her dad’s conservatorship. Some messages have got back to her via her hairdressers and style team - but Adnan cannot contact her otherwise he will face jail.”

Looks like Britney’s doing one of two things - A: She’s being a stupid bitch, going after a man who almost single-handedly ruined her life and basically saw her as a cash cow. Or B: She’s being a world-class tease, baiting him with something he can never have without facing possible jail time. I’m leaning more toward the latter. Britney’s gotten wiser with her career since her very successful comeback. So Britney blue-balling Adnan seems like something right up her alley.

So I do hope that this teasing doesn’t get consummated or I’ll be very disappointed in my girl Brit-Brit. Let’s hope this doesn’t make her spiral back into crazy - you know, the stuff you’ll find here - because she looks like she’s on the right track in getting her life together. Let’s hope.

She’s been catapulted to superstardom thanks to the insane success of the film adaptation on those teen-friendly Twilight books, but Kristen Stewart is pretty much over the whole wild insanity surrounding the first film and it’s subsequent sequels that they’re filming right now. Girl can’t get a moment’s peace while shooting because of the constant paparazzi, insane fangirls, and stressful shooting schedule. She plays the lead chick so she’s in practically every scene. Which leads me to this question: How will she have time to do anything else?

One of her projects that I am seriously excited about is a flick called Runaways, a fictionalized tale of Joan Jett and her band where Kirsten will play Joan, but as a man. I know. I’m as confused as you are. All I am clear on is that there will be some steamy girl-on-girl action when she and co-star Nikki Reed meet in prison and pretty much get down and dirty with lezzie prison love. Damn, that Nikki is one lucky bitch. She got to suck face with Evan Rachel Wood in Thirteen, now she’s doing the on-screen nasty with Kirsten. Some chicks just get all the good breaks.

No word yet on exactly how Kirsten will film Runaways since she’s pretty much booked until February or March next year because she’s filming two Twilight sequels, New Moon and Eclipse, back to back. In the middle of promoting New Moon (out this November) she won’t only be filming Eclipse, she’ll also be learning guitar and taking voice lessons since it’s gonna be a requirement for Runaways. I don’t know how she’s gonna pull it off, but I must say it’ll be interesting to see if she can.

While waiting for those flicks, you can catch Kristen in Adventureland, a new screwball comedy from the makers of Superbad, opening this Friday. I wonder how much filth will be in this one. I’m all for filth, as long as it does one of two things - make me laugh, or make me horny. In Kristen’s case, I vote for the latter. Good thing this site gives me a lot of inspiration for the latter indeed. So check it out and see what you can find.

It’s been a while since Shauna Sand appeared on the pages of Playboy. So in case you’ve forgotten what her breasties look like (after all, those pages of your copy might be stuck together forever), Shauna decided to have a little fun under the sun with her tits out for all to see. She gamely shoves them in the face of an unknown male companion (her latest victim, I presume) even going as far as lying on top of him and attempting to cut off his respiratory system. Or at least that’s what the pictures looked to me.

True to her famewhore form, Shauna had no qualms about displaying her massive boobage even when she spotted the stalkerazzi snapping away from some ways off. I find it hard to believe that this was a secluded place where photographers sneaked around to follow her. In this day and age of Twitter, I’m certain Shauna tipped off the paps about her location. Although, the idea of someone as old as Shauna knowing how to Twitter just tickles my funny bone.

When all is said and done, everyone gets what they want. Shauna got the publicity she so desperately needs to stay relevant in the celebusphere. Bloggers (like me) have something new to bitch about and tear apart. The paparazzi got to make some money by selling those photos. Heck, even that dude she’s with (I have this strange feeling she just grabbed him off the beach and started making out with him) got to know what plastic boobs felt like. Although, this being LA, he must’ve felt a few of them by now. So, high-fives for everyone! Once again, the famewhoring capabilities of Shauna Sand entraps us all. When her giant boobies beckon, we are nothing under their power. See more of that famewhore power with these celebs who, whether deliberate or not, we can’t help but follow every move. Check them out.

Lady Gaga, the crazy singer with even more wacky outfits could land in jail because of them. No, she’s not being taken in by the Fashion Police (although, a lot of fashion insiders would say she deserves a life sentence for her theatrical pieces) for crimes against style. I’m talking about the actual police who seem to have a problem with her somewhat-undressed figure making the rounds with the common folk.

As you may have noticed, Lady Gaga doesn’t like wearing pants. She constantly walks around in swimsuit or bikini-type bottoms as part of her dance diva act. That’s absolutely fine for music videos, live performances, and TV appearances. But walking around in public with your puss for all to see, well, the LA Police force has a slight problem with that. They say she’s violating like a hundred different public decency laws, and not to mention corrupting the minds of young people by basically advertising a sexual nature when she’s out in public. They’re afraid, I’m assuming, that she will spark a trend of panty-wearing teenagers going to the mall and populating the streets.

While I find that a tad panicky, I can see their point. Fashion has gotten to be less is more. Skirts are getting shorter. Shorts are getting tinier. Shirts are getting sheerer. And while I do enjoy a hot babe walking around in as little as possible, I don’t want to see 12 to 13-year-olds strutting around like hookers. I’m not that perverted!

But I do see Lady Gaga’s side. She’s a performer, an “artist” as she called herself in defense of her wacky outfits. She can’t compromise her look as it’s part of her musical persona. When she’s in public, she’s basically promoting herself and her records. When she’s not working, I’m sure she looks just like everyone else. You’ve probably crossed paths already and not known it for all you can tell.

She’s taking the warning seriously, but she won’t compromise her artistic integrity just to appease “conservative individuals”. Let’s see just how far she can take her risque looks before the popo would have enough and throw her ass in jail. And when that happens, I’m fairly certain she’ll make something fabulous out of an orange jumpsuit.

See more celeb bad behavior and police run-ins right here.

Before she became the “second coming of the American model“, Marisa Miller was doing nudie shoots. Okay, maybe just this one, but still, it’s pretty shocking to see. I know it’s a desire of every hot-blooded male (including this one) to see hot supermodels bare their tits or ass or pussy, but I just never imagined that Marisa would ever do something like this. Well, I’m still glad she did.

Don’t get me wrong, I jack-off to Marisa every chance I get. She’s got one of the most awesome naturally big pair of tits I’ve ever seen on a fashion model. It’s odd that she got to be as big as she did with that humongous rack. Still, because of them she got booked as a Victoria’s Secret angel, something every working model aspires to achieve since only a select few are chosen. And considering the company they’ll keep, she has to be extra special. And certainly, Marisa fits that category.

I dunno how these pics will affect her standing with her endorsement deals with VS as well as a Guitar Hero commercial she’ll be appearing in. Sure, a lot of models have done nude fashion shoots, but those are with established photographers and high fashion magazines. These shots aren’t exactly French Vogue level, if you know what I mean. So it’s unclear what’ll happen when those companies get wind of these pics.

But I’m not worried for her. If they drop her like a hot potato there are a million other things she could do. Film, TV, music videos. And of course, porn. Imagine, a porno with one of the hottest chicks on the runway today. That would be perfection. Heaven. Fucking hot!

But in the meantime, we have these pics to ogle at. So ogle away, and if you wanna see more models, celebs, and stars doing not-so-star quality things, drop by this site and enjoy.

It’s gotta be tough to be known as just someone’s sister. Forever living under someone’s shadow. Constantly waiting for your time to shine. Such a fate has befallen many a celebrity siblings. So is it no surprise that Kourtney Kardashian likes to hit the sauce way too much. Wouldn’t you do the same if your sister was gigantic-assed slutbag classless Kim Kardashian. I’d be needing a new liver by now.

Kourtney was photographed leaving My House club wobbling and slurring and looking pretty much hammered like there was no tomorrow. She needed to be escorted by an unnamed female companion because it looked like she was gonna fall over at any second. (On a side note, it looks like the female companion is trying to cop a feel of Kourtney’s boob)

Now, while I can only speculate what exactly Kourtney got drunk over, but I have a few ideas. Yes, she just split with her douchebag cheating boyfriend Scott Disick a short while ago and maybe she’s still hurting over that. She should still be, since she mentioned in recent interviews that she’ll stave off dating for a while. That asshole must’ve hurt her bad. Why would anyone wanna cheat on Kourtney? She’s so smokin’ hot! This Scott is a real asshole nobody moocher mediawhore who was just clearly using Kourtney for her celebrity.

Speaking of celebrity, it brings me to my next speculation: Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Yes, the new season has just started and, although it hurts me to say this, maybe it’s all just a publicity stunt. She’s probably not even drunk. Hey, it’s possible. Coupled with Kourtney’s appearance in Maxim this month, it’s perfect publicity. Although, if you ask me, stagerring out of a bar drunk is not the way to grab headlines. You gotta go big, scandalous. Like the things you’ll find here - celebrities caught in moments they do not wanna be seen in. Check it out.

Playboy playmate, Girl Next Door, now, fiancee. Kendra Wilkinson is on her way off the market. Yes boys, it’s pushing through. If a 2-and-a-half carat diamond engagement ring has anything to say about it, that is. The blinding ring given to her by fiancee, Philadelphia Eagles wide-receiver Hank Baskett caught her by surprise and basically sealed the deal. I dunno any woman who would say no to a big-ass diamond ring.

So, like I said, wedding’s pushing through. Although no wedding plans have been announced (venue, caterer, wedding dress designer) if the ring is any indication the ceremony will be grand. Those overpaid football players sure know how to woo a woman. One bit of rumor that has yet to be confirmed is if Kendra and Hank will tie the knot at the Playboy Mansion, as what Kendra originally wanted. Although I think it’s a shitty idea - getting married in the home of the over-80 ex-boyfriend you dumped for a younger man - Hugh Hefner seems to be okay with it. I’m sure with the 19-year-old twin girlfriends he has now, he’s long forgotten what it’s like to fuck Kendra.

The two other Girls Next Door have agreed to be her bridesmaids, so expect a lot of boobage and tight-fitting bridesmaid dresses come the big day. Although, nobody seems to know when the big day is. Let’s hope it’ll be enough time for Holly Madison to find a new date since she and magician Criss Angel’s relationship made a disappearing act. I’m sure with those big boobs will be a big help in snagging her a new boytoy. It’s expected that Bridget Marquardt will bring her nobody boyfriend who’s name I can’t really remember right now (told you he was a nobody).

I’m still crossing my fingers that this wedding won’t push through. Or maybe they’ll fight, and Kendra will find me in a bar and out of anger lets me fuck her silly. It’s a dream of mine. And the stuff I find here is enough for me to supply that dream with a lot of images.

She pretends to be Chinese while goofing off with a bunch of friends, the photos are leaked, and a shit-storm of controversy falls upon her. And Miley Cyrus’s response? “Stop treating me like a celebrity! I’m just a person!” Okay, I’m paraphrasing that, but basically that was the gist of her MySpace blog entry defending herself from all the nasty comments netted by the pic.

Now, she’s facing another sort of controversy where she again does her best to try and defend her actions. She’s gotten flack when recent photos of her jogging with panty model boyfriend Justin Gaston. The two were sweaty, he was shirtless, and she showing her glistening 16-year-old cleavage in a bikini top under a low-cut t-shirt. Bloggers and perverts from across the blogsphere pounced on the pics and lambasted Miley for not being a good example to teens and tweens and whatever other ‘eens she’s whoring herself out to.

Defending herself, she goes on Ryan Seacrest’s (yes, the same guy who tried to high-five a blind guy on American Idol) radio show, and spoke like the spoiled, irresponsible teen she is. She’s frustrated that people are making a big deal about the things she does — yadda yadda yadda and concludes with “I don’t get the big whoop, but whatever.”

Seeing her side, yes I do agree that it’s unfair to judge each and every thing she does. I mean, come on - have you seen how 16-year-old girls dress these days. It’s like they’re auditioning for Flavor of Love. Miley’s outfit is tame by comparison. Having said that, most 16-year-olds aren’t making millions of dollars to be a poster child for good-girl behavior. Most 16-year-olds don’t have legions of impressionable fans who will probably do exactly what she does. I mean, I’m surprised there hasn’t been an epidemic of 16-year-old girls having 21-year-old boyfriends across America.

So in conclusion, Miley, be responsible enough to act like the little Disney princess execs want you to be. It’ll only be less than two years ’til you turn 18. Then you’ll be free to slut it up as much as you want. Not that you haven’t already started. Drop by here to see what I’m talking about.