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Recently brokenhearted, Jessica Simpson put off her sadness away by spending yesterday afternoon with her personal trainer and working out her, uhm, cholesterol-rich body. And no, I’m not saying she’s fat. No, I really don’t. So anyway, this is the first time she’s seen in public after her boyfriend of two years, Tono Romo, disposed her the night before her birthday. Shit, that’s gotta be fucking painful for Jessica’s head. She probably didn’t understand anything that happened that night.

Even Jessica’s family are keeping their eyes on her because they are anxious she might do a Britney Spears (and now, Mischa Barton) sooner or later. People Magazine reports that a family friend said, “The family used to have such faith in Jessica and they worried about Ashlee Simpson. Now they are fully confident in Ashlee’s choices and they worry most of their days about Jessica.“

This break-up is a good thing for Jessica. Well, for the past two years she has been complacent enough that someone still thinks she looks awesome even when she’s, uhm, weighing much much heavier, that she doesn’t care about her looks, life and career anymore. Now, I bet she’ll finally have the spirit to stand up and look in a mirror. It’s been a long time since she moved. And well, see for herself the damage she has done to her once beautiful body, which by the way, you can check out here.

And all it takes is just a good make-up artist, a stylist, and Photoshop to make her look fabulous. And if she can do it, a little less sauce might also help. Here are pics of Lindsay Lohan channeling the Marilyn Monroe in her for a Vogue Magazine cover.

In an interview about the shoot, Lindsay said, “I would not judge the book by the covers. The meeting was great, the photographer was organized as if it were a movie, and I helped get me into the character. And looking at the hill of Hollywood dressed as Marilyn can not stop thinking that, despite everything, will eventually get where it is proposed.“

This is actually the first time in a long time since I’ve seen her look good and, well, not messed up. This Marilyn-inspired cover is actually the second time around she did this for a magazine. The first time was with New York mag where she modeled Marilyn Monroe’s “Last Sitting” photos, revealing her 90% nude body. Now if Lindsay just keeps doing this, and not just posing naked for the cameras, but keeping herself busy with REAL work, then she won’t be the apple of the eye/butt of jokes among the paparazzis. But on second thought, that’s what she really loves, isn’t it?

Only a moron turns down a dinner date and probably after dinner fuck proposition from Megan Fox. And this dude named Rain, a Korean singer and actor, recently turned down the world’s most desirable hottie. Therefore, Rain is a moron. Does he know how many guys out here would kill for a night, or even a quickie, with Megan Fox? Who the fucking hell does he think he is?

Sorry, I can’t help but burst out in here. Megan Fox has openly expressed her admiration for the Korean dude, to the extent of even asking him for a date through Megan’s manager. And Rain’s reply was a plain, “I’m not interested.” I can’t freaking believe it.

This Rain guy must think so highly of himself, like an alpha male or something, for dissing Megan. Or this was a really bad case of miscommunication, and Rain’s interpreters are at fault. Or, simply, Rain’s gay. Whatever this fool’s reason is for turning down Megan, it didn’t stop the Transformers star with her acquisition. Instead according to reports, Megan said she loves challenges and have no plans to give up. I don’t think that will work, Megan. But if you go after me, I’ll only be such a tease for a little while, promise.

Anyway, visit this Hollywood scandals and gossips heaven for more topless pictures of Megan Fox.

She literally grew up in front of our eyes. Yes, I’m talking about that girl playing Hermione Granger from The Harry Potter series with a thick, British accent–Emma Watson. Unlike most Hollywood young hoes who only care about parties, sauce, drugs and sex, *cough* Lindsay Lohan *cough* Mischa Barton and others, this classy young lady prepares herself for a brighter future outside the walls of Hollywood by attending college. And not just any college, but an Ivy League university.

Her co-star Harry Potter himself, Daniel Radcliffe, confirmed that the young actress is going to Brown University, also squealing out the results of his friend’s GSCE.”I think Emma got three As and seven A*s - she’s incredibly academic, it’s frightening,” says Radcliffe. Meanwhile, Emma keeps mum about her choice of university. She asserted, “I just want to keep it private (my college choice) for as long as I can. I probably sound like a paranoid nut, but I’m doing this because I want to be normal. I really want anonymity. I want to do it properly, like everyone else. As long as I don’t walk in, and see, like, Harry Potter posters everywhere, I’ll be fine.” Sorry Hermione, but Harry already spilled the beans.

This soon-to-be college girl has also been on the cover of many magazines this month, including Teen Vogue where she looked absolutely fantastic in prime high fashion pieces. Also, she’s now the new face of Burberry, and can I just say they made the most apt decision in getting her. So, anyway, if you want to see more of Emma, drop by this place here.

Okay.. Okay. I know it’s old news already but I didn’t realize how hot Cheryl Tweedy Cole really is until I saw her photos from her 26th birthday bash. The Girls Aloud singer sported a see-through frock, leaving very little to the imagination. With her cleavage hanging out like that, plus that sweet dimpled smile, I’m convinced. Sorry Megan Fox, but yeah, Cheryl’s the sexiest woman in the world.

This English hottie climbed up the entertainment ladder by joining (and winning) modelling competitions. Then she decided to hone her singing and dancing skills by taking professional classes. Well, all her hardwork paid very well, as she was the first person to be chosen for Girls Aloud which has gone on to be one of the most successful British pop groups of the decade.

Though she is the hottest commodity in England since becoming a member of Girls Aloud, the US have yet to discover Cheryl’s full hotness until she was named as FHM Sexiest Woman of the World in 2008. And boy, did she deserve the title. Sadly, this pop goddess is already married to English football player Ashley Cole. Well, let’s just cross our fingers that they’d be separated soon especially as Cheryl once found out her husband was cheating on her. But until then, let’s feast ourselves to her sexy pics which you can find here.

Dressed as a man looking a hell lot like Eminem, Mariah Carey created talks this week with her new music video, Obsessed. She wasn’t her usual high-heeled-in-mini-skirt-and-tits-exploding-inside-her-tank-top self, instead she walked the streets of NYC looking like a white rapper, dressed in bulging clothes, with nasty facial hair and all. Oh, and she looks a lot better dressed as a man, I tell you.

Her first single from the album “Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel“, Obsessed, is reportedly her get even song for Eminem’s Bagpipes from Baghdad. Through the said Slim Shady song, Eminem basically belts raps out his bitter pill with Mariah and Mr. Mariah, Nick Cannon. His song goes out to Mimi, “Mariah what ever happened to us?/ Why did we have to break up?/All I asked for was a glass of punch” and then vents out his anger on Nick, “Nick Cannon better back the fuck up/ I’m not playin’ I want her back you punk.”

Mariah apparently didn’t take Eminem’s words sitting down, so on her song Obsessed she went, “Why are you obsessed with me?/Boy I wanna know/ lying that you’re sexing me.” And she didn’t stop with just that. She obviously took it one notch higher with her new music video, which was directed by Brett Ratner. For sure, Eminem would do his own share of this antic. Maybe he’ll put on an act as Mariah soon? Oh, the drama continues.Well while we wait for it, go check this out for more Hollywood news and scandals.