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Reports confirm that 90210 star Annalynne McCord recently ditched boyfriend Twilight vampire Kellan Lutz. Honestly, who cares, right? I don’t know Kellan. And… let’s admit that Annalynne’s not that hot, despite all her efforts to show skin by repeatedly wearing a bikini over and over again. But seems her ploy doesn’t seem to work because I still can’t find any one good angle of her face and body.

However, Annalynne’s acting career may be of an upward slope. She recently won as TV Female Breakout star for her role as Naomi in the remake of Beverly Hills 90210. Well, that’s what they say. Those who are lucky in love aren’t lucky in their careers, and vice versa. And it’s just true for Annalynne.

By the way, I have no qualms seeing her all the time in her bikinis. Because I think she looks better with them on than without. Kidding. I meant she looks better in a bikini than with normal clothes or when fully clothed. So there you go, if you want to see more of her bikini pics, go here.

High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens never learns. Just a few years ago, pictures leaked on the internet showing her posing completely naked when she was just 15 years old. Now, another stack of photos surfaced where she took provocative pictures of herself, naked, with just a gold chain around her waist. What a slut.

Of course, you want to check out the pictures. Unfortunately for us, Vanessa’s lawyers posed legal defiance to those sites that will post her naked pics. They are stressing that Vanessa was still a minor when she took those pics, so naturally, we were left with no choice but to oblige, remove her pics or we’ll be in trouble. Anyway, according to sources, the photos was supposed to be a present for Vanessa’s boyfriend Zac Efron, “to keep him interested.” I’ve seen the pics and I’d say whether she’s a minor or not, if they’re for Zac or not, she’s obviously one hell of a perv.

And this slut’s from Disney Channel. How ironic that she’s “for the kids” on TV while she’s really X-rated off-screen. I’m guessing too that she already has a sex film, and I cannot wait for it to be leaked. When that happens, screw you Vanessa Hudgen’s lawyers, I’ll go ahead and post that no matter what. But anyway, check out this place here to see more of Vanessa Hudgens’s scandalous secrets. You know you want to.

Recently brokenhearted, Jessica Simpson put off her sadness away by spending yesterday afternoon with her personal trainer and working out her, uhm, cholesterol-rich body. And no, I’m not saying she’s fat. No, I really don’t. So anyway, this is the first time she’s seen in public after her boyfriend of two years, Tono Romo, disposed her the night before her birthday. Shit, that’s gotta be fucking painful for Jessica’s head. She probably didn’t understand anything that happened that night.

Even Jessica’s family are keeping their eyes on her because they are anxious she might do a Britney Spears (and now, Mischa Barton) sooner or later. People Magazine reports that a family friend said, “The family used to have such faith in Jessica and they worried about Ashlee Simpson. Now they are fully confident in Ashlee’s choices and they worry most of their days about Jessica.“

This break-up is a good thing for Jessica. Well, for the past two years she has been complacent enough that someone still thinks she looks awesome even when she’s, uhm, weighing much much heavier, that she doesn’t care about her looks, life and career anymore. Now, I bet she’ll finally have the spirit to stand up and look in a mirror. It’s been a long time since she moved. And well, see for herself the damage she has done to her once beautiful body, which by the way, you can check out here.

Let’s face it. Though Michelle Williams is a great actress, she’s not that much of a bombshell so the reporters are more drawn to her daughter Matilda Rose than her. She has starred in various movies and even in Dawson’s Creek, alongside Katie Holmes. But Matilda’s mom has become famous only after Brokeback Mountain, which lead her to numerous acting nominations, including the Golden Globe and Academy Awards. Not to mention she became the wife, now widow, of the late Heath Ledger. But after a while things went monotonous again for the actress. Even her divorce with Heath didn’t make that much of a scene.

But things spiked up again during the release of her film Incendiary, which she stars along with Ewan McGreggor. Not only it has a creepy correspondence with Heath Ledger’s death, (the film, which is about a mother who lost her son in a suicide bombing incident, was released at approximately the same time Heath Ledger died); the film also shows Michelle in most scenes wearing tiny and skimpy denim skirt, looking like a hot and sexy MILF, giving the sleazy Paris Hilton a run for her money.

But the thing that made Michelle Williams and this film a hot topic is Michelle’s topless bed scenes with Ewan. Man is that hot or something! I haven’t seen the film itself but after seeing these still shots of the fuck scene, I’ll go get myself a copy and watch it over and over. Maybe, that particular scene first, then the whole movie. Well who knows Michelle Williams can be this fucking hot? To see more of her hotness, visit this place and get your dose of Hollywood sexy celebs.

It seems like part-time lesbian Lindsay Lohan is not really over her little “phase” because she’s been hopping all over London following ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson around like a lovesick puppy (or an irritating gnat - whichever you prefer) asking, begging even, for her to lick her cunt once again. Methinks no man has ever made her cum as loud as she has with the magic carpet-munching abilities of SamRo. So she’s doing the age-old tactic that has worked for so many men in the past like Bundy, Gacey, and Dahmer - stalking! In one night, Lindsay went to two clubs and several after-hours just tailing Samantha and her brother, DJ Mark Ronson, while keeping a little distance but clearly shadowing their every move. And SamRo is more than a little ticked off.

Since their break-up almost two months ago, LiLo and SamRo have been having a difficult time ending things officially. Lindsay has been frequently photographed leaving Sam’s house in the wee hours of the morning - clearly spending the previous night there - which leads people to believe there’s still something going on between them. Then there’s the feeble attempts at making Sam jealous by hooking up with man after man after man - hoping the paparazzi would publish photos and bloggers would write about her heterosexual exploits making Sam jealous. But even with those stunts, Samantha has stood her ground and denied her, saying the paparazzi pressure and LiLo’s wild child behavior is just way too much for her. But like any loyal dog that loves it’s master, Sam still accommodates Lindsay’s reconciliatory attempts.

So, what’s the two to do now? If Samantha is solid in her statement about not wanting Lindsay back, then this just makes LiLo a cheap, desperate, vagina-loving whore who can’t take no for an answer. But if LiLo is getting a vibe that Sam still wants to tap that but feigns interest, then that makes Samantha a cold-hearted lesbian bitch. If you ask me, these two deserve each other. The Fauxmosexual and the Dyke. Sounds like a Showtime series waiting to happen. If TLC ever gets tired of that Jon & Kate shit, there’s a goldmine waiting in the snatches of these two. Better sign them up before someone else does. See more of this crazy duo and other hot Hollywood celebs right here.

One is a once-hot box-office draw, the other a once-hot music superstar. Two entities from completely different backgrounds that shouldn’t have anything in common, but in the small world of Hollywood, degrees of separation will surprise you. So small in fact that one is bound to come in contact with their most hated person. One such thing happened between Oscar-nominated actress Kate Hudson and Grammy-winning music superstar Madonna. Now, what possible thing would these two very different gals have in common? Well, what most Hollywood sluts have in common - sucking the same peen. And the peen in question? Beleaguered baseball star Alex Rodriguez.

Yup, if you will remember, Madge ran up a shitstorm when she was linked to then married A-Rod, causing the athlete to split from his wife leading people to believe that the queen of pop was the cause of the break-up. Then Madge dumped A-Rod for her boy (and I mean that literally) of the moment Jesus Luz. So what’s a divorced, athletically troubled athlete to do in difficult times? Hook up with one of Hollywood’s hottest actresses today - enter Goldie Hawn’s spawn. The two are now rumored to be seeing each other (read: fucking) yet they have yet to confirm this. Then, at the recent Polo Classic weekend, Kate was enjoying the festivities, sitting in the front row with her wide-brimmed hat when she heard someone mention that Madonna was in the same vicinity and was headed for the front row as well. Thinking that the 50 year-old singer would claw her eyes out, or at least say something bitchy like “I didn’t know you liked left-overs…”, Kate bolted from the front row and was never seen or heard from the entire time. Sure enough Madonna arrived, kids in tow (yes, that includes Jesus) and everyone forgot about the newly-brunette celeb.

So, what is the big deal? First off, Madge dumped A-Rod. A-Rod hurt real bad and only naturally sought solace with someone else. So if his ex crossed paths with his current, the ex has no right to get snippy, especially if the ex did the dumping. I’m sure Kate knew that, but ran away anyway. Which leads me to believe one thing - Kate is a pussy. Yup, she should have just stood (or in this case, sat) her ground and stayed put instead of speeding away like a rat. Sure Madge has 20 years and 2 million hours of yoga and pilates on Kate, but I think it’ll still be a fair fight. Now that’s one catfight I’d like to see. But until that does happen, check out this place here to see some of Hollywoods hottest battle it out for your attention.

Yup, she’s done it again. Jessica “You Call This Fat?!” Simpson is once again the topic of conversation by everyone in the bloggerville for two things: One she lands on the cover of one of the most respected and renowned award-winning magazines on the planet - Vanity Fair, and two: she screams out the headline which I will use as her middle name from now on out of sheer hilarity. I can only imagine how someone of her z-list caliber end up on the cover of such an important magazine. Was Valerie Bertinelli unavailable? How about Suzanne Summers?

In the clearly digitally changed pictures on the cover and inside, she spews “wisdom” about accepting your body for what it is and not giving in to the media standards that plague everyone who shows just an ounce of extra flabbage. While I agree with that view to a certain extent, it pisses me off that she continues to call herself “normal size”. In the real world, yes. But in Hollywood, honey - she’s fat. Let’s just come right out an say it. Owning one’s size is a huge part of people’s perception of who one is. Celebs like Kirstie Alley, Delta Burke, even Scarlett Johansson have all owned their respective sizes and said they love how they look. So when someone as gigantic as Jessica says she’s not fat, how are people supposed to take that shit seriously? It just adds more fuel to the ridicule. You know what they say - denial is not just a river in Egypt.

To add insult to this crazy circumstance, the magazine where all this fuckery is loacated in is one of the most respected publications in the entire world. A magazine where the essays contained within have won Pulitzers and Nobel prizes. Where the featured photographers are world-renowned and sought-after. And where smart people go to satiate their need for insightful commentary from everything from film to politics. So why would these people resort to the sort of tabloid journalism I would come to expect from something life Us Weekly? That is the big mystery surrounding this crap. Some say Daddy Simpson paid a lot of money for this to happen. Others say VF needs a bit of young readers to improve their circulation. I say Jessica gave every member of the magazine staff blowjobs and had all of them stick things in her ass. That would be the only explanation why this happened. Whatever the reason, it’s here and we just have to deal with it. Because that’s Hollywood for you. Crazy in every way. Just like the celebs you’ll find here - crazy in every way.

Turning her rail-thin back on carpet-munching forever (it seems), Lindsay Lohan spent a wild and crazy night with a bunch of dudes proving once and again that you can’t put a horny slut down. Yup, she was seen partying hard with a bunch of dudes and is now jumping from man to man hoping to score that one who would not only make her get her shit together, but give her the much-needed protein shake that she’s been missing all this time dating Samantha Ronson. Maybe now that she’s got a regular supply of sperm, she’ll get back a few pounds and not make her look like a concentration camp survivor.

Yup, she was seen recently looking as thin as usual and it’s only getting worse. And by worse I mean her boobs are finally feeling the burn. Known for her massive jugs, Lindsay has built a career out of them. And with the rumors of anorexia swirling around her, her breasts seemed to be unaffected. But lately her boobies have flattened out like someone let the air out of them, sagging down to her bellybutton it seems. Which is bad news for LiLo and her supposed foray into live, on-stage stripping. Who would want to pay good money to got a fancy Las Vegas hotel and watch some crack-addicted starlet bare her flat titties on stage. No one, that’s who. So hopefully she gets those babies back on track before they hit her knees.

And so, what can we expect out of our dear Miss Lohan now that she’s back on the straight and narrow (but for her hopefully curved and thick)? Maybe we’ll see her a bit happier from now on, a bit more satisfied. After all, it takes you missing something to know that’s what you really want. So this time away from the peen would help her re-evaluate her career, life plan, and spirituality. See, all the men of the world are right - the penis is a wonderful thing. And now that Lindsay is back on it, the world will be a much better place because of it. As wonderful as the wild and crazy celebs that you’ll find right here.

On the heels of the LiLo-SamRo break-up that’s buzzing up the blogsphere these days, Jessica Simpson has inadvertently gotten in on the action. Yes, she got dumped. No, not by Tony Romo (although I’m certain a few football fans are praying for that to happen) but by her record label. Due to unsuccessful sales and poor concert attendance (and the fact that she looks like a Goodyear blimp now), Columbia Nashville and Sony Music Nashville has dropped her from the label, most probably ending Jessica’s music career forever.

It’s such a shame considering Jessica’s entire musical career was with Sony Music. Her debut CD Sweet Kisses (which spawned the hit I Wanna Love You Forever) sold a lot of copies and pretty much made a lot of money for the label. But I guess that was like 4 or 5 albums ago. And Jessica’s decision to go from Pop to Country without a smidgen of authenticity didn’t really work out for either party. Dating a Texas team football player doesn’t really give you country music cred, Jess.

So now, with her weight still an issue, her relationship rumored to be on the rocks, and her film career in absentia - Jess looks to be heading for Britney-level crazy anytime soon. But not if Lindsay Lohan gets there first. I don’t really know how this whole thing will pan out for Jessica, but I’d advise her to get her butt moving, get in the best shape on her life, and go naked in Playboy. I promise you it’ll be a real career recharger. Tiffany and Debbie Gibson did it, and look where they are now! Oh, wait…

Take this chance to get hot again, Jess. Just like you were in the pics and videos I found here, a place where Hollywood stars do not want you to go.

Remember, once upon a time, when Lindsay Lohan first sprouted into hottie-ness, her massive boobs and curvy body was the fantasy of every hot-blooded male around? Her little laugh, sweet smile, and sexy innocence would just let your mind go to the most nastiest places? Her comic timing, her natural talent, her all-around likability that made you overlook the shortcomings of her acting ability? Remember that?

Instead now, we get this…

A hollow shell of this once happy and promising personality, completely consumed by the mass media, spiraling down into the world of tabloid shows, gossip columns, and bad-girl behavior. And now, as has been gossiped over for months on end, we see her like this. Or rather, what’s left of her. Is it the state of her career (bordering on zero) that’s making her do this to herself? The pressure to stay thin in Hollywood? Trying to catch up with her lesbian lover’s body (which is impossible, because I still believe that Sam Ronson is really a 14-year-old boy). Whatever the reason, it’s starting to look dangerous.

I’m sure a lot of you will agree with me when I say she actually looked better during her Mean Girls years. At least you had something to hold on to. She was wholesomely steamy, with just a hint of naughtiness. And, of course, those boobs. They were huge enough to get lost in. Where’d they go? Then there’s that sweet, plump ass that bounced playfully when she walked (or better yet, ran in slow motion). I mean, just look at the girl who played the villain in one of Lilo’s movies Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen Megan Fox who’s making tongues wag with her curvy hot body, landing on Sexiest Women lists around the world.

Seriously Lindsay, bring back the poundage. Go to Anorexics Anonymous, eat some cheescake, do some actually funny comedies and get back into the spotlight were you belong. In the meantime, you can check this out for other Lindsay Lohan scandals as well as other gossip heavy celebs.