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And all it takes is just a good make-up artist, a stylist, and Photoshop to make her look fabulous. And if she can do it, a little less alcohol might also help. Here are photos of Lindsay Lohan channeling the Marilyn Monroe in her for a Vogue Magazine cover.

In an interview about the shoot, Lindsay said, “I would not judge the book by the covers. The meeting was great, the photographer was organized as if it were a movie, and I helped get me into the character. And looking at the hill of Hollywood dressed as Marilyn can not stop thinking that, despite everything, will eventually get where it is proposed.“

This is actually the first time in a long time since I’ve seen her look good and, well, not messed up. This Marilyn-inspired cover is actually the second time around she did this for a magazine. The first time was with New York mag where she re-did Marilyn Monroe’s “Last Sitting” photos, revealing her 90% nude body. Now if Lindsay just keeps doing this, and not just posing naked for the cameras, but keeping herself busy with REAL work, then she won’t be the apple of the eye/butt of jokes among the paparazzis. But on second thought, that’s what she really likes, isn’t it?

Only a moron turns down a dinner date and probably after dinner fuck offer from Megan Fox. And this dude named Rain, a Korean singer and actor, recently turned down the world’s most desirable hottie. Therefore, Rain is a moron. Does he know how many guys out here would kill for a night, or even a quickie, with Megan Fox? Who the fucking hell does he think he is?

Sorry, I can’t help but burst out in here. Megan Fox has openly admitted her admiration for the Korean dude, to the extent of even asking him for a date through Megan’s manager. And Rain’s reply was a plain, “I’m not interested.” I can’t freaking believe it.

This Rain guy must think so highly of himself, like an alpha male or something, for turning down Megan. Or this was a really bad case of miscommunication, and Rain’s interpreters are at fault. Or, simply, Rain’s gay. Whatever this fool’s reason is for turning down Megan, it didn’t stop the Transformers star with her acquisition. Instead according to reports, Megan said she loves challenges and have no plans to give up. I don’t think that will work, Megan. But if you go after me, I’ll only be such a tease for a little while, promise.

Anyway, visit this Hollywood scandals and gossips heaven for more topless pics of Megan Fox.

She literally grew up in front of our eyes. Yes, I’m talking about that girl playing Hermione Granger from The Harry Potter series with a thick, British accent–Emma Watson. Unlike most Hollywood young bitches who only care about parties, booze, drugs and sex, *cough* Lindsay Lohan *cough* Mischa Barton and others, this classy young lady prepares herself for a brighter future outside the walls of Hollywood by attending college. And not just any college, but an Ivy League university.

Her co-star Harry Potter himself, Daniel Radcliffe, confirmed that the young actress is going to Brown University, also squealing out the results of his friend’s GSCE.”I think Emma got three As and seven A*s - she’s incredibly academic, it’s frightening,” says Radcliffe. Meanwhile, Emma keeps mum about her choice of university. She declared, “I just want to keep it private (my college choice) for as long as I can. I probably sound like a paranoid nut, but I’m doing this because I want to be normal. I really want anonymity. I want to do it properly, like everyone else. As long as I don’t walk in, and see, like, Harry Potter posters everywhere, I’ll be fine.” Sorry Hermione, but Harry already spilled the beans.

This soon-to-be college girl has also been on the cover of many magazines this month, including Teen Vogue where she looked absolutely fantastic in vintage high fashion pieces. Also, she’s now the new face of Burberry, and can I just say they made the most apt choice in getting her. So, anyway, if you want to see more of Emma, drop by this place here.

Okay.. Okay. I know it’s old news already but I didn’t realize how hot Cheryl Tweedy Cole really is until I saw her pics from her 26th birthday celebration. The Girls Aloud singer sported a see-through dress, leaving very little to the imagination. With her cleavage hanging out like that, plus that sweet dimpled smile, I’m convinced. Sorry Megan Fox, but yeah, Cheryl’s the sexiest woman in the world.

This English hottie climbed up the entertainment ladder by joining (and winning) modelling competitions. Then she decided to hone her singing and dancing skills by taking professional classes. Well, all her hardwork paid very well, as she was the first person to be chosen for Girls Aloud which has gone on to be one of the most successful British pop groups of the decade.

Though she is the hottest commodity in England since becoming a member of Girls Aloud, the US have yet to discover Cheryl’s full hotness until she was named as FHM Sexiest Woman of the World in 2008. And boy, did she deserve the title. Sadly, this pop goddess is already married to English football player Ashley Cole. Well, let’s just cross our fingers that they’d be separated soon especially as Cheryl once found out her husband was cheating on her. But until then, let’s engorge ourselves to her sexy pics which you can find here.

No, they weren’t inside the law court at the same time. It is only after Chris Brown left when Rihanna stepped in. Avoiding drama much? I guess so. After everything that Rihanna went through this year–the beating, leaking of nude pics and alleged sextape, the Woody Woodpecker hair (the most painful, I know)–the jury thought Rihanna deserved to get her dignity intact. As if it wasn’t broken enough.

This whole hodge podge of events in Rihanna’s life sends across its significance to the entire world: It’s perfectly okay to beat your girlfriend because you won’t end up in jail. Chris brown plead guilty to beating Rihanna, where he punched and choked her. And the verdict? TMZ reports, “He’ll spend 180 days doing community labor… He gets 5 years probation for FELONY assault… He’ll get supervised probation. He’ll have to come back to court every three months. He must enroll in a domestic violence counseling program. If Brown violates probation, he could get up to 4 years in prison. Brown is now a convicted felon and loses the the following rights: To own a gun, to sit on a jury, subject to search and seizure without a search warrant and he now has limitations on travel.”

Oh, wow. He doesn’t deserve such harsh penalty, does he? How victorious this battle ended up for Rihanna! Now she get to brag and testify how perfect our justice system is and be completely at peace now that her beater can walk free (but if Rihanna’s around, he should stay at least 50 yards away from her). Oh shit, how many wrongs can you read in this paragraph??

By the way, check out this place here for a complete run through of Rihanna’s tragic year.

You see them hanging on the wall of practically every mechanic’s garage (or so the movies have made us believe). They’re usually grease-covered and a couple of years old. And they almost always look cheap, featuring big-boobed models named Amber, or Tiffany, if they have names at all. I am talking about every sexually potent straight man’s best friend - the naked calendar. For 365 days they give us pleasure beyond our wildest dreams. Yet they have always been the subject of ridicule and disgust by most moral (read: prudes) and conservative (read: ugly) people who view it as exploitation and sexualization of the human body. For the past sixty odd years, one company’s calendar has been trying to change the idea of the nude calendar, and it must be working because not only has Oscar winners, athletes, and acclaimed models dropped trou for this calendar, but it has also become one of the most acclaimed and most-awaited collection of images that celebrate the beauty of the female form. I am talking about The Pirelli Calendar.

For the past years, everyone from Sienna Miller to Sofia Loren to supermodels Kate Moss and Alessandra Ambrosio have been featured. For next year’s salvo, they will feature a bevy of hot supermodel babes including (but not limited to) Ana Beatriz Barros, Rosie Huntington-Whitley, and Miranda Kerr. Yes, the celebrated models of today will be going topless for photographer Terry Richardson who is now my God. Any man who can convince women as hot as these to bear their tits for him has most definitely got the golden touch (imagine how he is at bars!) They’ve already begun shooting the nude and topless calendar photos with a sort of a jungle theme, complete with reptiles, primates, and bugs. So not only will these women be naked, they’ll have an assortment of creatures splayed all over their bodies while frolicking in the jungle. God, I hope they brought some neo-sporen.

So expect the calendar to be out some time in October, or maybe even earlier - just in time for your Christmas shopping. I for one wouldn’t mind seeing naked Miranda, Ana, and Rosie stuffed in my stocking. Expect it to be chock full of boobies, butts and babes. Not bad for a company that began selling tires. Definitely something I would never expect from a company like that. And with it’s reputation for calendars with artistic nudes, along with it’s illustrious history, it apparently is an honor to be picked to appear in the calendar since the talent behind the pics is renowned. Everyone from Anni Liebowitz to Bruce Webber has photographed for the calendar. Me personally, I could give a shit about the artsy side of it. Bring on the supermodel boobies! Just like the ones you’ll find right here.

Having appeared naked as the day she was born (because apparently, she was born with a string of pearls), Kim Kardashian knows what it’s like to pose for skin magazine Playboy. She did a pictorial back in 2007 as a ratings booster for her then-brand new reality show Keeping Up With The Kardashians, and true enough a lot of people tuned in to that episode and eventually ensured the success of future seasons of the show. The pictorial did not only boost ratings for the reality program, but the magazine almost made Kim a superstar sex-symbol post-sex tape. And now, even though she has no sex tape and has a successful (albeit totally irritating) reality show to her credit, Heidi Montag is going to appear in the magazine as well despite early reservations about doing the shoot. And since Kim and Heidi are such good friends (yes, I am being sarcastic), Kim was more than happy to give Heidi some advice.

Her words of wisdom to Heidi? “Go for it. I think that now’s the time,  think it’s a very classy magazine. It’s artsy. I talked her through the whole process and helped her make up her mind.” 31 words from Miss Big Ass herself and Blondie Bitch is gonna take her clothes off for a magazine. Kim should become a spiritual guru or something with her powers of persuasion. To convince a self-confessed Jesus Freak to drop trou for a magazine where billions of horny maniacs will jack-off to her is nothing short of impressive. She should be a diplomat too, convince warring states and countries to stop fighting by simply spouting “We are all brothers and sisters and we should all just love each other” and pout while wearing a very low cut dress. George W. Bush would have ended his war in Afghanistan long ago if he sent, not millions of US soldiers, but Kim Kardashian.

So, we can look forward to seeing Heidi’s plastic rack and surgically enhanced body and face in an upcoming Playboy issue. But according to Heidi, she isn’t planning on showing anything. No nipples, no ass, and certainly no pussy. Those things are reserved for her husband and God’s eyes only. But I think that it Kim convinces her a bit more, she might even jump from Playboy and do a full-on hardcore sticking-things-in-her-cunt Hustler issue. Who knows, Kim Kardashian might be just that good. Until then, check out this place to see some pretty interesting (read: Hot) pics of Heidi, Kim, and a bunch of other hot Hollywood celebs.

One is the barrier-breaking lesbian lead singer of popular rock band The Gossip, the other is record-breaking faux-lesbian pop singer who had a huge hit about kissing women. One is super hot sexy, the other… well, let’s just say she’s somewhat horizontally challenged. Get ready for the battle of the century as “I Kissed A Girl” singer Katy Perry and The Gossip lead singer Beth Ditto are in a word war over lesbianism, pop music, and all-around artistic packaging. It all began when Beth, in an interview with Attitude magazine said “I hate Katy Perry! She’s offensive to gay culture, I’m so offended. She’s just riding on the backs of our culture, without having to pay any of the dues and not being actually lesbian or anything at all.” She calls Perry a “boner dyke” which is basically a straight woman playing carpet-muncher to give guys a woody. And the hardcore lesbo is none too happy about it.

When word reached Katy about Beth’s scathing comments, she had this to say: “I heard that she said something about me. I don’t want to get into a slanging war with anybody, so I don’t want to say anything bad about her. But I’m not impressed. I’ve learned in the past year that one artist should never insult another artist’s music — it’s tacky. And with me, it always comes back to bite me on the arse!” So obviously Katy doesn’t want to get into any kind of feud with the singer for fear of having her get sat on. Or something like that. But like Katy said (and I agree to some degree), it’s tacky to call someone out on their art without looking at the context. If Beth should be mad at anyone, it should be washed-up pop singer Cathy Dennis who actually wrote the song. We don’t hear her saying anything bad about that redhead.

So, bottom line, I think Beth just wants to get into Katy’s pants. Yes, she is after all a vadge-licker. Who wouldn’t want to get a piece of Katy? All that pent up sexual tension has to be released somehow and the best way for that is through some hardcore humping. Although, to be perfectly honest, I would lose whatever respect I have left for Katy if she went ahead and tapped that. I mean, the image… I’m not being sizeist, but lets call a spade a spade. But if Katy did, she should write a song about it and call it “I Porked a Pork and I Loathed It”. I see dollar signs already. See a lot more of your favorite celebrities right here.

We’ve seen the pictures. We’ve hard the stories. But what exactly did happen to British glamour model and former Miss Great Britain Danielle Lloyd on that night that she ended up bloody, bruised, lying on the pavement, and ruched to the hospital for emergency surgery? Well, from what I’ve gathered, I’ll try to piece together the events that led to a very frightening image of one of the sexiest and most beautiful British celebs this day and age.

At around 10 that night, Danielle and boyfriend, futball player Jamie O’Hara were seen entering the Crystal nightclub, and witnesses claimed that Danielle was acting all haughty and above everyone else, especially since she’s on the arm of a £9,000-a-week footballer. As soon as she entered the bar, all eyes were on them, and pretty soon, dirty looks were being thrown their way. Shortly after, one woman couldn’t take the bitchiness coming from Danielle and decided to do something about. The two started arguing at first, then proceeded to shove each other until the unnamed woman pushed Danielle onto a table full of glasses and bottles which broke under her and eventually cut into her leg. Things started to get panicky and Danielle was carried outside of the club and laid on the pavement while waiting for the ambulance to arrive. Clearly distraught, both Lloyd and boyfriend were rushed to the emergency room as soon as the ambulance arrived where they proceeded to administer over 20 stitches to Danielle’s cut leg to stop the strong bleeding.

Days after the event, everything seems to be fine with Danielle. Despite the scare of almost having her leg cut off because of the massive amounts of blood she lost, there wasn’t anything else to be worried about. I’m just happy all her appendages are still intact. It would have been a shame to lose that leg. Or scar that face. Or (heaven forbid!) those tits! They’re practically her bread and butter and she must have protected them to the death! The moral of the story: never act like you’re the shit because someone out there might not agree with you and cut a bitch. No one is immune from the crazies of the world, so it’s best to be on your best behavior all the time. Let’s wait and see if there will be more to this story in the next coming days. For now, check out some not-so-harrowing pics of Danielle and other sexy celebs right here.

One is a Grammy-winning superstar with no acting experience and a penchant for displaying her massive boobies on a regular basis, the other is a legendary musical artist and Oscar-winning actress who likes to, in the simplest terms, dress provocatively. And now, the two will be acting in a movie together. Not just any more. But a movie about stripping. Yup, pop singer Christina Aguilera is attached to play a naive country girl who wants to make it in the big city but ends up being a pole dancer in the upcoming Burlesque, and who gets to play the matron of the bar she works at? None other than legendary singer Cher who is still rumored to being considered for the part. I don’t know about you, but this is already shaping up to be the camp spectacular of the season.

Not since Dreamgirls has the gay community has been excited about a project. And not since Showgirls has there been a more trepidatiously awaited screen masterpiece as this one.It just has camp written all over it. There should be one of those disclaimers in front of every theater it will get shown in that advises the viewer to leave their brains at the door and throw all logic and taste out the window. Having said that, I’m sure people will come out in droves to see this exciting piece of cinema. After all, the director attached’s last film was the direct-to-DVD sequel Glass House:The Good Mother with z-list stars Angie Harmon and Jason London. He must seriously be creaming his pants at the chance of working with two pop divas. And if there’s gonna be any nudity - that’s always a plus.

Speaking of which, no word yet if either Xtina or Cher will drop trow for the film, but if a movie about stripping won’t have any nudity, well that’s like an episode of a Snoop Dog reality show where he doesn’t get high. It’s expected. So we should all be looking forward to Christina baring her big breastfeeding boobies and Cher flashing her antiquated bush. And just for the record, I am only looking forward to one of those possibilities. Can you guess which one? It’ll be awhile before this stinker hits theaters - IMDB has it listed for a 2011 release. So, it takes two years to film a movie about showing your tits? I can believe that though, since it takes a week to finish Cher’s make-up alone. Then there’s the body make-up in case she does get naked. It’ll be a whole month of spackling, shaving, bleaching, stapling, taping, tucking, and everything else to make her look cinema worthy. Here’s hoping that it’ll be worth the effort. But you don’t have to work that hard to see your favorite Hollywood celebs get down and dirty, just drop by here.