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Lindsay Lohan has had it tough. Actually, to say that would be a total understatement, wouldn’t it? Broke, dumped, washed-up, addicted… all the bad things that could happen to a Hollywood celebrity happened to her. And since she started out as a child performer, it happened to her way too soon. Blame the media if you will, but many child actors have turned out okay as grown-ups. It seems that those Hollywood horror stories about young actors in a downward spiral now has a face. Look up the phrase “Hollywood Casualty” in the encyclopedia and you’d likely see a picture of Lindsay right beside the entry. And now, to add another punchline to the joke that has become her life, LiLo has a new nickname - Dirty Girl. And we’re not just talking about her bout of snatch-eating or her embarrassing post drink binge walk to her car, I’m talking about real dirt and grime and mess in the place where she lives. Here’s the lowdown:

Police responded to a burglar alert at the Hollywood home of Lindsay, but when they got there there were no perps in sight. After the popo entered the premises, they saw the whole place was in disarray. The cops suspected the burglars were responsible for the mess, but upon further investigation discovered the mess to be not so recent. Basically the apartment has been like that for quite some time now. Which only means one thing - Lindsay likes to roll around in her own filth. You know, the way pigs do. Or hermits. After all, she’s too coked up out of her mind to, well, mind the mess around her. She probably enjoys frolicking with the dust bunnies, playing tag with the cockroaches, and constantly puts out food for the rats that infest her pad. After all, them outcasts need to stick together.

Meanwhile, Lindsay is doing her best to get back on the A-list horse by doing a small independent feature that may or may not require her to get naked. She’s set to star in the film The Other Side with fellow z-listers Woody Harrelson, Giovanni Ribisi, and rock singers Dave Matthews and Alanis Morissette. I know, this has got to be the strangest acting line-up in a movie ever. All that’s missing is Ed Asner and Joan Severance and you’ve got yourself a blockbuster. Expect this movie to hit big screens in 2010, or if it’ll succumb to the same fate as LiLo last movie Labor Pains, it’ll go straight to TV. I’m sure the Syfy channel will be very interested. And if you’re interested in seeing more of Lindsay and her many celeb blunders, head on over here.

As far as fame whores go, Katie Price and Peter Andre rival even the biggest in-your-face famous-for-no-reason couples in showbiz today (yeah, I’m looking at you Speidi!). They seemed to be ever present, flaunting their fake tans and tight bodies. More so Katie who exposes her rock-hard plastic titties in revealing dresses every chance she gets. The two seemed like the perfect couple - starving for attention and reveling in the Hollywood lifestyle. But no amount of hair products and Gold’s Gym memberships can save the two now as it has been officially released that Britain’s most grating couple are getting a divorce.

In actuality, the couple who has been together four years and shares two children together have been having some problems for some time now. No doubt brought about by Katie’s many wild drinking sessions which is rumored to have been the straw that broke the Andre’s back. It’s bad enough that he gets suffocated by those over-inflated funbags every night, he has to deal with her drunken stunts as well. Well, not anymore since he was the one who filed the divorce papers. In a statement released by Katie, she says she is devastated and saddened by this turn of events. “We have children together and I am devastated and disappointed by Peter’s decision to separate and divorce me - as I married him for life,” Britain’s The Sun quoted Price as saying. Honey, no one marries for life. Even you. You just found someone who had a smidgen of fame and decided to latch on to that like the celeb-hungry leech you are.

Now the two are going their separate ways. And while this is devastating for Katie, the rest of us wouldn’t even shed a tear. Despite being tabloid fodder and the topic of several hate posts and image-bashing from bloggers worldwide, nobody really givers a rat’s ass about these two. Except maybe the UK people, who still manage to tune in every week  to get the skinny on the inner-lives of these reality TV stars. Their shows still rate well, their latest one Katie & Peter: Stateside still manages a million viewers a week. But then again, this is Britain we’re talking about. A reality-show obsessed nation who prefer trash TV that quality scripted shows.

So for now, we just have to wait and see how all this goes. If they’ve learned anything from their stay in the US, they should know that a celebrity break-up is the best thing they can do for their carrers. Because then comes the inevitable reunion, book deal, TV appearances, and magazine covers. Which I have a sinking feeling will happen for these two nitwits. Anything to stay relevant. Speaking of desperate to be relevant, check out all the stars here caught in embarassing moments.

She may be at the top of the world right now with her debut album The Fame selling like hotcakes all over the world, her first two singles off that album both went to number one, and she’s traveling the world performing to enthusiastic crowds all over, but American pop sensation Lady Gaga has her share of troubles too, you know. And believe it or not, it all is a direct result of her music. See, I knew it the first time I heard that crappy Just Dance: Lady Gaga’s music is nothing but trouble! No, but seriously, Lady Gaga has has some trouble lately, one stemming from her very colorful and risque, and another involved a fainting spell at a recent show.

First, she was in Russia recently when she was almost arrested because of what she was wearing. And before you go “Serves her right for wearing panties out in public!”, she wasn’t even dressed (or rather undressed) that way. She was reprimanded for wearing leather while visiting the St. Basil’s Cathedral in Moscow. Apparently it’s blasphemous to wear leather in that particular church? Whatever. There should be a big-ass sign on the entrance warning people to not wear leather inside that place to avoid trouble like this. That must have been embarrassing for Lady. But I guess she should have learned her lesson since this isn’t the first time the singer has had problems with the law regarding her clothing. In Chicago during a public outdoor shoot, a policeman took offense to her hot pants.

With regards to the fainting spell, well Lady Gaga in a recent concert in Georgia almost collapsed during her performance. According to The Star online,  “she has been working relentlessly since last summer. She has cris-crossed the globe on numerous occasions promoting her album… and the pressure has now started to get to her. “At a recent show in Atlanta she nearly collapsed on stage the day after a particularly wild night out. Her management have spotted the warning signs and do not want her going off the rails. “They’ve scrapped all her commitments in August to give her time to get her head straight.” So I guess that means Gaga is off the public radar by August. Can’t wait!

But seriously, with all the hard work she’s put into her (however crappy) music, she deserves all the success that can come her way. It’s not easy to do what she does, so kudos to her, panties and all. At least she’s actually doing something, unlike some of the celebs you’ll find here - doing mindless famewhoring and scandalous stuff just to stay in the headlines.

Say what you will about walking biohazard Paris Hilton, but the girl has a head for business. Not monkey business, or business of giving head. I’m talking real, money-making business. So much so that she’s getting an award for one of her many business ventures. And before you say “Vivid for her porn vid!”, no. This one is actually legit.

Before she found residence in skankville, everyone wanted a piece of Paris. So she obliged with a clothing line, a bestselling memoir, a reality TV show, and “acting” parts in some high-profile projects. But one thing that really stood the test of scandals and slip-ups and crazy famewhoring was her perfume line. Who would have thought that wanting people to smell like her would lead to such a lucrative venture. And now, the perfume organization The Fragrance Foundation, or Fifi as it’s more affectionately called, is awarding her Celebrity of the Year for her contribution to the perfume industry. She beat out J.Lo, Britney, Posh, and other female celebrities who have released their own signature celeb scents.

What a great way to lift Paris’ spirits up after all the flack she’s been getting. Truth be told, she may be an idiot, but she really doesn’t know any better. She equates fame with being alive and, well, significant. And for someone who had pretty much everything she ever wanted her entire life, fame is the one thing money can’t buy. If anything, infamy is the only thing money can buy, and she’s got that in spades. So congratulations our favorite fame whore. You beat out all those other people who would never invite you to their high-class parties (well, except maybe Britney since they’re sort of on similar fields) and would throw you out of their club or resto the moment they find out you’re there. When you get your trophy or plaque of recognition, you can slap them all in the face with it screaming “Suck it!!” and walk away laughing. Just, don’t shove it in your pussy, please? Because you’ll be right back to zero.

But if it’s celebrities sticking things in their pussy is what you’re after, as well as some other hot and private star moments, check out this place and get your fill of the latest and best Hollywood scandals.

Hollywood’s “It” lesbian couple (as in “it” is drunk again, “it” is having a fight…) have taken a break from carpet-munching for a while to sort things out and re-evaluate their relationship. That would be Lindsay Lohan’s code for “I miss dick!”. After Lindsay was supposedly locked out of her and Sam’s house and a following screaming match that prompted the cops to arrive, speculation was that was pretty much the last straw. Everyone was waiting for the inevitable press-release that the relationship is no longer. The couple tried denying it at first, but eventually everyone’s suspicions were founded.

This was a long-time coming for the couple. When the news broke that LiLo was dating a woman, everyone accused her of being a fad-follower (apparently eating pussy is the in thing these days) and pretty much gave the two a very short shelf life. Pretty soon, the proverbial shit hit the fan and the press was inundated with reports of verbal spats, high drama, arguments, public displays of animosity - the everyone just lapped it up. People couldn’t get enough of their dysfunctional relationship, and yet somehow the two stayed together. What changed?

Well, for one thing LiLo has no money. She’s basically mooching off Sam since Sam actually works. Lindsay on the other hand hasn’t had a decent job in years. Second, try having a lesbian relationship where one of you is not a real lesbian under the intense pressure of paparazzi and the scathing, ready-to-ridicule world of bloggers and see if your relationship survives. All these elements including Lindsay’s already fucked-up personality really does equal pain and heartbreak. I’m not surprised that things turned out this way.

So, after all is said and done, Lindsay Lohan still has to face her life alone. She should just take everyone’s advice and just do porn. She’s got friends in the porn business, and I’m sure they’ve made numerous offers. She really can’t afford to be picky since she can’t act, can’t sing, lost whatever vestiges of normalcy in her, and has practically been naked in public. With her numerous pussy upskirts and nipple slips, she’s practically done porn. So until that day she says yes to getting fucked on camera, check this place out and see Lindsay Lohan in action.

As the world of information changes every second, new technology is introduced to keep us better connected with the goings-on of the world. Up to the second news reports, real-time event details, even instant messaging of world oil prices. But trust stars to abuse technology just because they’re famous. Such a thing happened to Courtney Love who is being sued over defaming someone over Twitter.

According to a Reuters report “…clothes designer Dawn Simorangkir, also known as Boudoir Queen, filed suit against Love for defamation, invasion of privacy and infliction of emotional distress for ‘an extensive rant’ on Twitter about how she was billed for custom clothing. ‘Whether caused by a drug induced psychosis, a warped understanding of reality, or the belief that her money and fame allow her to disregard the law, Love has embarked (o)n what is nothing short of an obsessive and delusional crusade to terrorize and destroy Simorangkir, Simorangkir’s reputation and her livelihood,’ says the complaint”.

Trust Courtney Love who has long been hailed as Hollywood’s craziest bitch to use a seemingly harmless application and turn it into a weapon of insanity. With a mere 140 characters per Twitter entry, she found creative ways of ridiculing the designer by posting messages that read “oi vey don’t fuck with my wardrobe or you will end up in a circle of corched eaeth hunted til your dead.” Trust me, that sounds much more coherent in Courtney’s head. If only we could all live in it. Then again, maybe not.

The case is still in court and no proceedings have been scheduled, but Courtney’s pretty much being icognito in the meantime. A far cry from her wild and crazy antics that made headlines since her fall from super-hot actress/model/rock chick to, well… whatever she is now. Check out a lot of those crazy Courtney moments here and get an eyeful of insanity.

Britney Spears wants to get back with her paparazzi ex Adnan Ghalib even though there’s a court-appointed restraining order for him to stay away from her. According to the UK newspaper The Sun:

“LONELY BRITNEY SPEARS is still sending desperate messages to British snapper ADNAN GHALIB - despite an order for him to stay away from her. The singer has sent a barrage of text messages to Adnan begging him to help her get out of living under the control of her father. But Ghalib, 36, is unable to reply because he has been ordered by a judge not to communicate with Britney for three years. A source said: “She keeps sneaking messages to Adnan begging him to help her win back her freedom. “She says she is lonely and misses being able to date the men she chooses. She feels trapped. She has been begging him to meet her and help her come up with a plan to get out of her dad’s conservatorship. Some messages have got back to her via her hairdressers and style team - but Adnan cannot contact her otherwise he will face jail.”

Looks like Britney’s doing one of two things - A: She’s being a stupid bitch, going after a man who almost single-handedly ruined her life and basically saw her as a cash cow. Or B: She’s being a world-class tease, baiting him with something he can never have without facing possible jail time. I’m leaning more toward the latter. Britney’s gotten wiser with her career since her very successful comeback. So Britney blue-balling Adnan seems like something right up her alley.

So I do hope that this teasing doesn’t get consummated or I’ll be very disappointed in my girl Brit-Brit. Let’s hope this doesn’t make her spiral back into crazy - you know, the stuff you’ll find here - because she looks like she’s on the right track in getting her life together. Let’s hope.

She’s been catapulted to superstardom thanks to the insane success of the film adaptation on those teen-friendly Twilight books, but Kristen Stewart is pretty much over the whole wild insanity surrounding the first film and it’s subsequent sequels that they’re filming right now. Girl can’t get a moment’s peace while shooting because of the constant paparazzi, insane fangirls, and stressful shooting schedule. She plays the lead chick so she’s in practically every scene. Which leads me to this question: How will she have time to do anything else?

One of her projects that I am seriously excited about is a flick called Runaways, a fictionalized tale of Joan Jett and her band where Kirsten will play Joan, but as a man. I know. I’m as confused as you are. All I am clear on is that there will be some steamy girl-on-girl action when she and co-star Nikki Reed meet in prison and pretty much get down and dirty with lezzie prison love. Damn, that Nikki is one lucky bitch. She got to suck face with Evan Rachel Wood in Thirteen, now she’s doing the on-screen nasty with Kirsten. Some chicks just get all the good breaks.

No word yet on exactly how Kirsten will film Runaways since she’s pretty much booked until February or March next year because she’s filming two Twilight sequels, New Moon and Eclipse, back to back. In the middle of promoting New Moon (out this November) she won’t only be filming Eclipse, she’ll also be learning guitar and taking voice lessons since it’s gonna be a requirement for Runaways. I don’t know how she’s gonna pull it off, but I must say it’ll be interesting to see if she can.

While waiting for those flicks, you can catch Kristen in Adventureland, a new screwball comedy from the makers of Superbad, opening this Friday. I wonder how much filth will be in this one. I’m all for filth, as long as it does one of two things - make me laugh, or make me horny. In Kristen’s case, I vote for the latter. Good thing this site gives me a lot of inspiration for the latter indeed. So check it out and see what you can find.

Lady Gaga, the crazy singer with even more wacky outfits could land in jail because of them. No, she’s not being taken in by the Fashion Police (although, a lot of fashion insiders would say she deserves a life sentence for her theatrical pieces) for crimes against style. I’m talking about the actual police who seem to have a problem with her somewhat-undressed figure making the rounds with the common folk.

As you may have noticed, Lady Gaga doesn’t like wearing pants. She constantly walks around in swimsuit or bikini-type bottoms as part of her dance diva act. That’s absolutely fine for music videos, live performances, and TV appearances. But walking around in public with your puss for all to see, well, the LA Police force has a slight problem with that. They say she’s violating like a hundred different public decency laws, and not to mention corrupting the minds of young people by basically advertising a sexual nature when she’s out in public. They’re afraid, I’m assuming, that she will spark a trend of panty-wearing teenagers going to the mall and populating the streets.

While I find that a tad panicky, I can see their point. Fashion has gotten to be less is more. Skirts are getting shorter. Shorts are getting tinier. Shirts are getting sheerer. And while I do enjoy a hot babe walking around in as little as possible, I don’t want to see 12 to 13-year-olds strutting around like hookers. I’m not that perverted!

But I do see Lady Gaga’s side. She’s a performer, an “artist” as she called herself in defense of her wacky outfits. She can’t compromise her look as it’s part of her musical persona. When she’s in public, she’s basically promoting herself and her records. When she’s not working, I’m sure she looks just like everyone else. You’ve probably crossed paths already and not known it for all you can tell.

She’s taking the warning seriously, but she won’t compromise her artistic integrity just to appease “conservative individuals”. Let’s see just how far she can take her risque looks before the popo would have enough and throw her ass in jail. And when that happens, I’m fairly certain she’ll make something fabulous out of an orange jumpsuit.

See more celeb bad behavior and police run-ins right here.

It’s gotta be tough to be known as just someone’s sister. Forever living under someone’s shadow. Constantly waiting for your time to shine. Such a fate has befallen many a celebrity siblings. So is it no surprise that Kourtney Kardashian likes to hit the sauce way too much. Wouldn’t you do the same if your sister was gigantic-assed slutbag classless Kim Kardashian. I’d be needing a new liver by now.

Kourtney was photographed leaving My House club wobbling and slurring and looking pretty much hammered like there was no tomorrow. She needed to be escorted by an unnamed female companion because it looked like she was gonna fall over at any second. (On a side note, it looks like the female companion is trying to cop a feel of Kourtney’s boob)

Now, while I can only speculate what exactly Kourtney got drunk over, but I have a few ideas. Yes, she just split with her douchebag cheating boyfriend Scott Disick a short while ago and maybe she’s still hurting over that. She should still be, since she mentioned in recent interviews that she’ll stave off dating for a while. That asshole must’ve hurt her bad. Why would anyone wanna cheat on Kourtney? She’s so smokin’ hot! This Scott is a real asshole nobody moocher mediawhore who was just clearly using Kourtney for her celebrity.

Speaking of celebrity, it brings me to my next speculation: Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Yes, the new season has just started and, although it hurts me to say this, maybe it’s all just a publicity stunt. She’s probably not even drunk. Hey, it’s possible. Coupled with Kourtney’s appearance in Maxim this month, it’s perfect publicity. Although, if you ask me, stagerring out of a bar drunk is not the way to grab headlines. You gotta go big, scandalous. Like the things you’ll find here - celebrities caught in moments they do not wanna be seen in. Check it out.