Hollywood Scanner Blog

Playboy playmate, Girl Next Door, now, fiancee. Kendra Wilkinson is on her way off the market. Yes boys, it’s pushing through. If a 2-and-a-half carat diamond engagement ring has anything to say about it, that is. The blinding ring given to her by fiancee, Philadelphia Eagles wide-receiver Hank Baskett caught her by surprise and basically sealed the deal. I dunno any woman who would say no to a big-ass diamond ring.

So, like I said, wedding’s pushing through. Although no wedding plans have been announced (venue, caterer, wedding dress designer) if the ring is any indication the ceremony will be grand. Those overpaid football players sure know how to woo a woman. One bit of rumor that has yet to be confirmed is if Kendra and Hank will tie the knot at the Playboy Mansion, as what Kendra originally wanted. Although I think it’s a shitty idea - getting married in the home of the over-80 ex-boyfriend you dumped for a younger man - Hugh Hefner seems to be okay with it. I’m sure with the 19-year-old twin girlfriends he has now, he’s long forgotten what it’s like to fuck Kendra.

The two other Girls Next Door have agreed to be her bridesmaids, so expect a lot of boobage and tight-fitting bridesmaid dresses come the big day. Although, nobody seems to know when the big day is. Let’s hope it’ll be enough time for Holly Madison to find a new date since she and magician Criss Angel’s relationship made a disappearing act. I’m sure with those big boobs will be a big help in snagging her a new boytoy. It’s expected that Bridget Marquardt will bring her nobody boyfriend who’s name I can’t really remember right now (told you he was a nobody).

I’m still crossing my fingers that this wedding won’t push through. Or maybe they’ll fight, and Kendra will find me in a bar and out of anger lets me fuck her silly. It’s a dream of mine. And the stuff I find here is enough for me to supply that dream with a lot of images.

She pretends to be Chinese while goofing off with a bunch of friends, the photos are leaked, and a shit-storm of controversy falls upon her. And Miley Cyrus’s response? “Stop treating me like a celebrity! I’m just a person!” Okay, I’m paraphrasing that, but basically that was the gist of her MySpace blog entry defending herself from all the nasty comments netted by the pic.

Now, she’s facing another sort of controversy where she again does her best to try and defend her actions. She’s gotten flack when recent photos of her jogging with panty model boyfriend Justin Gaston. The two were sweaty, he was shirtless, and she showing her glistening 16-year-old cleavage in a bikini top under a low-cut t-shirt. Bloggers and perverts from across the blogsphere pounced on the pics and lambasted Miley for not being a good example to teens and tweens and whatever other ‘eens she’s whoring herself out to.

Defending herself, she goes on Ryan Seacrest’s (yes, the same guy who tried to high-five a blind guy on American Idol) radio show, and spoke like the spoiled, irresponsible teen she is. She’s frustrated that people are making a big deal about the things she does — yadda yadda yadda and concludes with “I don’t get the big whoop, but whatever.”

Seeing her side, yes I do agree that it’s unfair to judge each and every thing she does. I mean, come on - have you seen how 16-year-old girls dress these days. It’s like they’re auditioning for Flavor of Love. Miley’s outfit is tame by comparison. Having said that, most 16-year-olds aren’t making millions of dollars to be a poster child for good-girl behavior. Most 16-year-olds don’t have legions of impressionable fans who will probably do exactly what she does. I mean, I’m surprised there hasn’t been an epidemic of 16-year-old girls having 21-year-old boyfriends across America.

So in conclusion, Miley, be responsible enough to act like the little Disney princess execs want you to be. It’ll only be less than two years ’til you turn 18. Then you’ll be free to slut it up as much as you want. Not that you haven’t already started. Drop by here to see what I’m talking about.

If you ever thought in your deluded mind that you had a chance getting in between the legs of supermodel and Victoria’s Secret favorite Gisele Bundchen, then I’m sorry to say that as of this week, she is no longer looking - commitment or just plain mindless fucking. She has just recently gotten married to boyfriend of 2 years, football star Tom Brady. Hear that? That is the sound of horny men all over the world wailing…

According to Us Weekly,  the model and the football player got married Thursday night in a ceremony held in Santa Monica, California and was “very small and intimate” - with most guests being mainly immediate family, including Tom’s young son with ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan, John Edward Thomas Moynahan. Giselle wore a dress designed by Dolce & Gabbana. I would’ve preferred her to be completely naked, but I’m saving that for our wedding.

Tom Brady is one lucky mother fucker. Being married to the hottest woman on the planet today. Getting to fuck her anytime he wants. Getting her to do some pretty nasty things together. My mind is racing with a million possibilities!

I guess from now on, since Gisele is now a “decent woman”, I’ll just have to jack off to her sexy pictorials, re-watch fashion shows where she walks down the runway in next to nothing, and head on over here to see all the dirty stuff that Gisele has done over the years, stuff I’m pretty sure Tom wouldn’t want people to see. But who cares. You get to fuck her dude!

She’s always been somewhat plump, but lately Kelly Clarkson looks as big as a house. You’d think after getting a recent number 1 song and officially removing herself from possible has-been status she’d do her best to get camera-ready. But it looks like Kelly’s not gonna lift a finger, except maybe to scoop the next spoonful of food into her mouth.

She’s admitted on her blog that the picture on her single cover has been photoshopped to high heaven, making her barely unrecognizable. Of course she would be lying if she would claim that this would be the initial time her album cover has been digitally altered. Her My December album cover looks stretched to make her appear longer. And Breakaway clearly showed a lack of pores, so that’s been photoshopped as well.

What’s odd about this whole scenario is that Kelly Clarkson has been asked to speak at a Dove Soap seminar on accepting who you are. While I applaud Kelly’s insistence on not shedding a single pound for the sake of her career (however disgusting she may look), it seems a bit hypocritical to spout self-accepting dogma when clearly one works in an industry where image is everything.

So maybe Kelly is pleased with who she is, but I’ll come out and say it: I’m not! Who in their right mind would be happy with themselves being broadcast into millions of homes looking like this? There’s gotta be a few things Kelly can do to get a bit more sexiness. Pilates? Yoga? Wii Sport? Anything! Ya gotta really slim down, Kelly, and do that FHM or Maxim shoot were all dying to see you do. ‘Cause at the rate you’re going, the only magazine you’ll be posing for is Beef Magazine (yes, there is such a magazine!)

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Sports Illustrated cover model Bar Refaeli sure does get around! Since the release of the issue she’s been pretty much making appearances everywhere — talk shows, store openings, photo ops, the works! It makes me believe that the era of the supermodel is making a comeback.

Bar has been spotted on The Late Show with David Letterman, where she was practically eaten alive by Dave. With two bypass surgeries behind him, you’d think he would take it easy with the hot guests. But I would risk a heart attack too to be able to sit that close to such a fuck-worthy babe!

She also made an appearance at The Today Show, where Matt Lauer drooled all over her, while Meredith Vieira had to keep her claws at bay since any woman over 40 in the presence of perfection would be a tad bitchy. But Bar was all smiles and polite and just fucking happy to be there. What a lady! I am so jealous that Leonardo DiCaprio gets to fuck her whenever he wants.

But not to worry. We’ve got the closest thing to making love to Bar. Check out this site and find the hottest and most scandalous pics and vids from Bar and a bunch of other cock-hardening models and celebs.

She was once considered a young Hollywood fashionista, her style being copied by millions of young women all across America, thanks to her now-ended hit TV show The OC, but these days, Mischa Barton seems to have a problem keeping her clothes on. First she was noticed at a Paris Fashion Week event where her strapless dress almost showed her right boob, then at the same fashion show, she was photographed with her undies for all the audience to see (and, by extention, the world). Now, we see her on the pages of Jack magazine barely wearing anything at all. Is this a sign of this to come? Will she finally do that sexy flick where she gets to have numerous nude scenes, playing a ho, or a drug addict, or a drug-addicted hooker with a propensity for S&M and roleplaying… okay, I’m back. Sorry.

Truth be told, she needs to do something really edgy to get her back in the spotlight for all the right reasons. Sure, she’s had her share of tabloid coverage with her arrests and her bad-girl behavior. And now she looks stoned or drunk when appearing in public. I guess living in gay Paris would do that to you. But, if someone as screwed up as Britney Spears could turn her life around, clean up her act and get serious, I guess there’s hope for all of us, even you Mischa.

I mean, she is looking mighty fine these days. If these pics are any indication of how good she looks, she definitely has a shot of getting to the top of the hot list. Throw in a sex tape, topless sunbathing shots, and risque movie roles and we’ve got ourselves a bona fide sexpot. So come on Mischa, go for it! After all, what else are you gonna do?

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Verne Troyer, who was in the news last year when his personal porn movie was leaked to the public on the net, is back in the showbiz papers thanks to another ex-lover.  This ex-girlfriend of his is another babe, just like his last one, and it sorta makes you wonder why this little guy gets a lot more scorching hot tail than you do, don’t it?  Well, if the trade-off is being laughed at in the tabloids and gossip blogs because your exes have to indulge the public’s appetite for details about midget sex, then okay, maybe I’d rather pay for an escort instead.  Not that former Playmate Genevieve Gallen is probably much different.  She married Verne in 2004 after they were introduced at a party by Hugh Hefner himself, and I bet she didn’t know that there wouldn’t be any new Austin Powers movies for a long time when she did that.  Well, that’s a Playmate for ya, all breasts and no investment portfolio.

So why is she telling her story now to ‘The News of The World‘ rag?  Well, maybe it has something to do with Troyer being part of the Celebrity Edition of  the ‘Big Brother’ reality show this year, along with stars such as Coolio, LaToya Jackson and the delicious, busty Lucy Pinder.  And what did she reveal to the tabloid about Verne that’s got everyone ho-ho-hoing like Santa Claus this post-Christmas season?  Oh, nothing much, just some revelations about him getting wasted a lot.  One special Valentine’s night she even got all dressed up in red for him, and he was so excited while making her pose while he took photographs — then he passed out before doing anything to her beyond that.  Hell, he sounds like a regular guy after all.  I’d rather laugh at Genevieve instead for dressing up in all these costumes for Verne, as seen in these images.

But in the end, I’d rather just watch Verne Troyer’s sex tape instead.  Why not check it out, and other celeb amateur sex videos too, here on this site?

Okay, even I’ve got to admit that Kim Kardashian’s looking pretty sizzling in these shots from her upcoming 2009 calendar.  She’s wearing delicious lingerie and showing off her bosomy assets, which is confusing, because doesn’t she know she’s known for her ass?  Her cleavage is mouthwatering in these pictures, though, and you almost forget that the only reason you follow reports about Kim Kardashian is for views of her sweet cushion that’s meant for some hard n’ fast pushin’.  Those ripe mammaries though, are looking mighty fine, so there’s no need to complain about getting served some breast meat instead of huge chunks of booty blubber.

What’s really mystifying about some of these calendar photos is how some of them are close-ups of Kim Kardashian.  Now who wants to look at Kim Kardashian’s face without seeing any of her cleavage or her ripe rear end?  Duh, no one, of course!  If I wanted to look at some girl’s a face on my calendar, I’d pick someone like Miranda Kerr, although any calendar hiding her body, or any cutie’s bod for that matter, probably has a gay art director.  So, with this offering we’ve got a calendar that men would only want to look at around half of the year, congrats Kim!

If you’d rather see Kim Kardashian’s smokin' hot bod rather than her face, and in naughty amorous action too (you know what I mean *cough* amateur sex video *cough*), then just check out this site instead of that calendar this New Year!

What is it about Jennifer Aniston and magazine covers that makes her shuck off her clothes whenever these publications want her to appear on one?  Of course they don’t have a 100% success rate in getting her to appear in the buff, but they do a good enough job that I want to know their secret.  I’m thinking of making a mock up of some articles and gluing on some images and ads, then stapling them together before showing up at her gate with a digicam to make a cover.  You think that’ll work?  Well, if not, there’s always this Jennifer Aniston naked GQ magazine cover to enjoy.

And believe me, these pictures are about the only thing you can enjoy about Jennifer’s appearance in this magazine, because her interview reads like one sarcastic, bitter tirade against Angelina Jolie and the way she snagged Brad Pitt away from her.  Okay, so she’s got a right to be mad at that luscious-lipped slut, but do we have to hear about it again and again?  I mean, last I heard, she was being reamed real good by John Mayer over and over, just the way she likes it, so as long as her clit’s satisfied, why can’t her other hole just keep shut?

I wish Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie would just kiss and make up.  Literally.  As in french kissing with lots of make up sex.  Now that would be a magazine cover that would outsell anything ever printed  in the history of mankind.  Don’t think that could happen?  Just look at these steaming hot Jennifer Aniston nudie pics.  She’s covering up her breasts but they’re still freakin’ hot, so most definitely, a carnal get-together with the Pitts would break records!

But hey, that’s a fantasy that doesn’t look to be coming true any time whatsoever.  Good thing there’s this site to go to when you’re in the mood for hot, raunchy Hollywood action that you can thoroughly wank off to until you’re satisfied.

Now here’s a video that critics and Joe Sixpack can all agree is worth seeing.  Those film-school educated critics and the average horny dude on the street should go check out Darren Aronofsky’s “The Wrestler” when it comes out.  This gritty drama about a washed-up pro wrestler trying to reconnect with his teenage daughter (played by chick Evan Rachel Wood who’s now free from the clutches of the freaky Marilyn Manson), should tug at the heartstrings of those with a low testosterone count, while the rest of us can enjoy this movie for the shots it has showing Marisa Tomei’s titties!  Well, we certainly aren’t going to watch it to see Mickey Rourke wrestle, and besides, who wants to see Hollywood try and tell us again that pro wrestling’s fake and everything’s staged?  Shocking, I know.  But that’s what ‘em liberal media-types think.  Hulk Hogan ought to set ‘em straight, y’know?  I’d rather watch a real rasslin’ show than this, if they didn’t have those tit shots and stripping scenes of Marisa Tomei!

Just check out these screencaps and tell me watching Marisa Tomei gyrate onscreen before taking off her top isn’t worth the price of admission!  Can’t do it, huh?  She’s around 40 already but still scorching hot, and she’s already on my list of fave showbiz stars who’ve played strippers.  Would you just look at that tight, hot body she’s still got.  And those bosoms aren’t half bad!  You wouldn’t know she had such juicy twin peaks from watching her in her other movies.  I guess you want to see more of those juggs now that you know they’re so nice, huh?  Well, you can do that on this site, so click on that link and see what else Marisa Tomei’s got for ya!