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I love it when those seemingly hoity-toity supermodels show their raunchy side. They appear to be these perfectly steely beings, walking down the runway with a look of determination as if they were doing algebra in their heads the whole time. They often appear serious, frigid, even at times mean. Yet we worship them, because they epitomize all the things that regular human beings cannot be.

Well, Jamie Gunn, the British model with Indian and Jamaican backgrounds who has modeled for Roberto Cavalli and numerous other designers from Paris to Milan, has just showed her boobs. And they’re a great pair too. I should have known she was capable of such a thing because the aforementioned Roberto Cavalli underwear ads she did basically showed her spread-legged with her panties showing. Way to sell undies. Worked for me…

Anyway, she may not have broken out big yet, but I say that by the time these photos make their way around, they’ll be breaking down her door to work with her. And why wouldn’t they? She’s truly one of the more unique-looking sirens out there. The gorgeous maple skin, golden and tasty. Those full lips you just wanna wolf down. Those jugs, pert and bouncy with perfectly pointed nipples. Plus she has that sluttly thing going with her smile, very playful and cock hardening.

So just imagine you’re the one who’s in that bubble bath, giving her a rubrown while eating out her juicy pussy. The smell of her just driving you wild as you lick her juicy sweetness. Or if you prefer a much drier experience, just take her right there on the sofa, rip her panties off, push her bra down, and go to town! After all, with godesses like this, fantasies are all we have. So Indulge them right here, where you can find the sexiest celebs and models all for you.

It’s been a babelicious week for all meat hounds out there, with all the bikini images of Victoria’s Secret models like Marissa Miller and Miranda Kerr that have been flooding the blogosphere for the past few days.  At first it was just one or two model sightings, and you wouldn’t think they were there for work as they seemed to just be having fun in the sand and surf.  You think there’s been some sort of heatwave in Model Land (yes, that’s an actual place) for these steamin' hot hotties to be hitting the beach so often and at the same time, but as it turns out, it seems there’s been a Victoria’s Secret photoshoot going on in the playground of the rich and famous that is St. Barts.  That’s kind of obvious with the latest pictures to leak out from that island, featuring Alessandra Ambrosio.  Here she is raising temperatures all across the world just by being so hot hot.  And why is this obviously a photoshoot?  Because of that freakin' huge bed that she’s leaning on right there on the edge of the surf.  I mean, what’s a big, wooden canopy bed with a Victoria's Secret supermodel attached to it doing out on the beach?  I mean aside from in my drunken flights of fancy at night (starring any and all Victoria’s Secret Angels, depending on how many bottles I’ve had).  But then, if I can fantasize about it, I’m sure there’s no shortage of rich men with vacation homes on the island that can actually set up something like that with these girls.  Or they can just walk down to the beach and watch the photoshoot.

Oh well, it’s not like I can make those dreams come true, which is why I just check out these smokin' models online at this site.  No need to be rich and famous to enjoy their nude bodies and naughty behavior over there, so everybody can go and check it out!

Katy Perry’s been in the scandal sheets recently because of her break up with boyfriend Travis McCoy of Gym Class Heroes, and  because of some scorching bikini pics.  But this nude selfpic is one even sexier and and more scandalous find, and it doesn’t seem to be one of those photoshop jobs that some sites put out.  Still, the proof of the pudding is in the eating, so why not just feast your eyes on this steamin' hot photograph of what looks like Katy Perry taking a nude self pic of herself in front of a bathroom mirror.  Now that’s something that looks like it belongs in an amateur teen porn site, but here it is for your lusty pleasure, because from what my eyes are telling me, and everyone else with a Hollywood blog out there — that’s Katy Perry doing something really, really naughty.  Of course it’s got to be from a few years ago, because she isn’t as slim as she is in her bikini pics, which should be just about right for that era, before all the constant touring and pressure to keep slim.  Maybe it was even taken right before her transition to mainstream pop, after she put her Christian gospel album out.  Now that would make this pic even hotter!  A Christian taking butt naked mirror pic of herself is definitely a dirty fantasy we can all get into.  “I Kissed A Girl” + Christianity + a nude selfpic = a sizzling hot chicken choking session for all the horny dudes out there with a little imagination and a yen for perversion, I think.

If you’re looking for even more Katy Perry perversions and further proof that she’s capable of this naughty scandal, you can check out this site and see Katy at her horniest.  Yes, even hornier than this pic, I think.  Now wouldn’t that be something to see?

Although Nicole Kidman seems to be the one with the most sense one among Tom Cruise’s former partners (especially when you count his current one), it looks like she’s forgotten how avoid becoming gossip blog material.  But then, in doing so, she’s shown us that she’s capable of doing something naughty, which is a hell of a lot better than being off the radar and avoiding attention.  For someone with an ‘ice queen‘ quality about her, this shot of Nicole Kidman sporting a cameltoe is a welcome blast of sexual heat to melt her cold image.  It shows us that she isn’t just a comely mannequin and reminds us that she’s got a hot twat under her clothes.  She’s not just a lovely face and a slender, sexy body, is what she’s proclaiming to the world with that moose knuckle of hers.   And it also shows Katie Holmes just who’s the more luscious MILF between them both.  Oh yeah Katie, you’re in MILF territory already, with Suri around, don’t try to deny it.  And Nicole is straying south into yummy honey territory again for me, with this photograph.  Mmmmm… gash!  *Drool*

In case you’ve forgotten how sizzling Nicole Kidman used to be, before she wore that nose and bored you to tears in “The Hours”, then rediscover her with all the yummiest, raunchiest photographs and videos of her that they have, here on this site!  And if this moose knuckle experience already has you going nom nom nom, then that site’ll give you an explosive orgasm for sure!

Oh wow, it’s sexy Saphic Hollywood celeb Lindsay Lohan in a bikini!  It’s only right some American celeb show these Brits who’ve been baring their bodies on the beach how the other side does it.  Being a lesbian, Lindsay can represent ‘the other side’ twice!  But, here’s something that’s totally off-kilter and a bit surprising — these bikini pics of Lindsay just won’t turn you on!  No, there’s no Samantha Ronson hovering in the background like a zombie skeleton to frighten off your woodies with her creepy presence (and don’t forget to give double thanks she’s not here in a bikini too).  These LiLo pics just aren’t hot, though that may be hard to believe, because Lindsay is just too damn skinny in these pictures.  That’s not the body she bared in her nude Marilyn Monroe-inspired pictorial, or in any of her sizzling hot pictorials in the past.  That body looks more like it belongs in a Samantha Ronson pictorial.  But before DJ Sam gets all slap-happy at how much influence she has over Lindsay, she’d better think about the fact that soon their Sapphic sex sessions will be like Ronson making love with herself!  Now if she were as sexy as Pink in her doppelganger sex video, that’d be all right, but having two Samantha Ronsons in bed is something that even Samantha Ronson probably won’t be able to take.  I mean, I don’t know how Lindsay Lohan can take even one in between her legs.

Well, until Lindsay fills up somemore, here’s something to take away those memories of her saggy knockers.  Just click on it and enjoy, and hope this New Year’ll have a hotter Lindsay Lohan for us to jerk off to!

It’s Lily Allen topless!  Scratching your head at this bit of nekkid news?  Then your taste in music must run counter to the music fans over in Britain, where Lily Allen is pretty big, both for her music and her musical collaborations and for her tabloid-friendly meltdowns, in public and on her webpage.  But hey, that’s how Lily Allen got famous in the first place — she started posting her music on her My Space page and soon she was getting thousands and thousands of hits and invites as the social networking enthusiasts on that site helped get her enough attention to receive some mainstream music company help in releasing and promoting her songs.  Her songs have been downloaded 19 million times from her page there.  No money from that kind of set-up though, right?  Well, she’s in the music biz now though, with a number one UK single, Brit Awards and MTV VMA nominations.  She also had a TV show, but what really makes her a celeb we like to follow is her Lindsay-like public displays of drunkeness, her rehab stints, and controversial statements against other stars like Amy Winehouse and Kylie Minogue.  We’ve also seen her titties before, in a topless scenario in Cannes.

So, interested in Lily Allen now?  You know you’re going to see much more of her [knockers|funbags|ta tas|boobs|bumpers|bosoms]] in the future, and you can check out what you’ve missed here on this site right now!

It’s the Christmas season so we’re spreading the Holiday cheer the best way we know how — ignoring the A-List celebs all bundled up in layers of warm clothing as they snuggle next to the fireplaces in their mansions and vacation houses — so that we can bring you something better.  Now how can an English pin up  model be better than gossip on some really famous Hollywood celeb?  Well, how about if they’re stacked, topless and posing in a Santa-themed bikini?  Yeah, I knew I had you at stacked, and it’s not as if Danielle Lloyd is a total unknown, stripping for the cameras to make next month’s rent or something like that.  No, she’s an actual beauty title-holder, with Miss England 2004 under her belt, and the Miss Great Britain 2006 title too.  But this busty hottie lost the latter title in Vanessa Williams-like circumstances, due to posing for Playboy’s December 2006 issue.  Oh, and for going out with one of the judges of the pageant before she joined, and not telling anyone about it.

She’s also a true-blue reality show star, being one of the notorious group that bullied Shelpa Shetty in the Celebrity Edition of Big Brother in 2007.  Bad press or not, that was still a whole lot of exposure for her, and it certainly hasn’t hurt the demand for her to be in the pages of men's magazines like Maxim and FHM, where she’s always ranked in the past few years.  With juggs like those, it’s only natural that she’s on those lists, especially since she’s had some work done on ‘em to bring them from 32AA to a ripe 32DD.  Yeah, you know that’s what we like about these chesty UK bombshells.  If you like ‘em as much as we do, you can check out a lot of them by clicking on this link, and you know that they’ll be nude and naughty, because that’s just what these cuties do, isn’t it?  (Oh yeah: Note to Heidi Montag, this is how you display your melons for the boys, ok?)

Alicia Keys is one of the sexiest, most sultry performers out there right now.  Her powerful and husky voice and beautiful face have got all the horndogs mesmerized, so how come these bikini photos snapped by the stalkerazzi somehow don’t do it for some people?  Well, as a fan, I’m still stoked about seeing Alicia in a bikini, but as other, more objective people have pointed out, there just isn’t enough sizzle here for the ordinary horndog looking for some hot jerk off material.

I guess Alicia Keys’ lack of ripe knockers just doesn’t appeal to some people, which is too bad for them.  I’m totally enjoying these photographs of Alicia as she relaxes by the poolside of some hotel, all the way down to the way she eats her snacks.  Sure, it’s a bit scary how she scarfs down those vittles like she’s really enjoying herself too much and you can just imagine her eating order after order until she blimps out into Klump-sized proportions, but really, wouldn’t you want to hang out with a hottie who’s got an appetite rather than some anorexic model who’ll just push her food around the plate?  (Just as long as it’s not Britney Spears, who’ll probably eat you up too, but not in the way you like.)  Yeah, so it might be showing a bit on her thighs, but she’s still one sexy hottie in my book.  Just check out that behind and forget about her titties by concentrating on her tush!

So for those who’re a bit underwhelmed by these Alicia Keys bikini photographs, you ought to check out this link, where you can see Alicia at her sexiest and raunchiest.  Maybe that’ll remind you why you’ve been drooling over this honey and buying her albums.  Yup, it’s because she’s beautiful and hot, and ok, talented too.  So forget the bad angle of these stalkerazzi shots and remember why Alicia is a babe by enjoying her dirty photographs and videos on that site.

Okay, even I’ve got to admit that Kim Kardashian’s looking pretty sizzling in these shots from her upcoming 2009 calendar.  She’s wearing delicious lingerie and showing off her bosomy assets, which is confusing, because doesn’t she know she’s known for her ass?  Her cleavage is mouthwatering in these pictures, though, and you almost forget that the only reason you follow reports about Kim Kardashian is for views of her sweet cushion that’s meant for some hard n’ fast pushin’.  Those ripe mammaries though, are looking mighty fine, so there’s no need to complain about getting served some breast meat instead of huge chunks of booty blubber.

What’s really mystifying about some of these calendar photos is how some of them are close-ups of Kim Kardashian.  Now who wants to look at Kim Kardashian’s face without seeing any of her cleavage or her ripe rear end?  Duh, no one, of course!  If I wanted to look at some girl’s a face on my calendar, I’d pick someone like Miranda Kerr, although any calendar hiding her body, or any cutie’s bod for that matter, probably has a gay art director.  So, with this offering we’ve got a calendar that men would only want to look at around half of the year, congrats Kim!

If you’d rather see Kim Kardashian’s smokin' hot bod rather than her face, and in naughty amorous action too (you know what I mean *cough* amateur sex video *cough*), then just check out this site instead of that calendar this New Year!

What is it about Jennifer Aniston and magazine covers that makes her shuck off her clothes whenever these publications want her to appear on one?  Of course they don’t have a 100% success rate in getting her to appear in the buff, but they do a good enough job that I want to know their secret.  I’m thinking of making a mock up of some articles and gluing on some images and ads, then stapling them together before showing up at her gate with a digicam to make a cover.  You think that’ll work?  Well, if not, there’s always this Jennifer Aniston naked GQ magazine cover to enjoy.

And believe me, these pictures are about the only thing you can enjoy about Jennifer’s appearance in this magazine, because her interview reads like one sarcastic, bitter tirade against Angelina Jolie and the way she snagged Brad Pitt away from her.  Okay, so she’s got a right to be mad at that luscious-lipped slut, but do we have to hear about it again and again?  I mean, last I heard, she was being reamed real good by John Mayer over and over, just the way she likes it, so as long as her clit’s satisfied, why can’t her other hole just keep shut?

I wish Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie would just kiss and make up.  Literally.  As in french kissing with lots of make up sex.  Now that would be a magazine cover that would outsell anything ever printed  in the history of mankind.  Don’t think that could happen?  Just look at these steaming hot Jennifer Aniston nudie pics.  She’s covering up her breasts but they’re still freakin’ hot, so most definitely, a carnal get-together with the Pitts would break records!

But hey, that’s a fantasy that doesn’t look to be coming true any time whatsoever.  Good thing there’s this site to go to when you’re in the mood for hot, raunchy Hollywood action that you can thoroughly wank off to until you’re satisfied.