Hollywood Scanner Blog

Before you all get bursting at the thought of all your suspicions about the self-proclaimed first supermodel Janice Dickinson being a tranny on account of my headline, I’m thinking more along the lines of her being one big asshole, boob, creep, bitch and any other deprecating adjective to use on Ms. Dickinson. She’s no stranger to giving her opinion - as evidenced by her low-rated yet popular syndicated cable “documentary” show The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency - and even out and about in real life she forgets to keep her opinions and outbursts in check. Which leads people to think she’s even more of a diva-bitch than she really is.

Just recently, she was videotaped (again) attacking a bunch of paparazzi as she stumbled, dunk, out of a bar and onto her car. Of course, being the walking tabloid fantasy that she is, the paps decided to follow her close. A little to close for her comfort it seems, as she began to scream at the photogs for invading her “private space” and in an attempt to shoo them away started to snap and wave her shawl about, looking like some drunk ballerina fumbling with her prop. The word barrage and swatting continued for a while before, seemingly exhausted, Janice squatted on the pavement and looked like she was about to take a major dump. Classy. As things started to wind down (or the Xanax began kicking in), she calmed herself, got in her car, and sped off. Clearly, encounters with Great Whites and killer Polar Bears are a lot less scarier than what those photographers went through with Janice.

It’s one thing to be outspoken and saying the things that everyone is too polite or afraid to say out loud (yes, I’m looking at you, Simon Cowell). But it’s quite another to do it in such a rude and uneducated kind of way. I mean, for what it’s worth, people welcome honesty - as long as it’s delivered in a frank, non-disparaging kind of way. Not screamed from across the street at full volume while trying to walk off the alcohol. Then again, this is Janice Dickinson we’re talking about. The woman who inhaled so much blow (that’s cocaine and oral sex) in the ’80s it has hampered her discretion gene. No, not hampered - completely obliterated. So maybe it’s not a good idea to hope for ladylike behavior from Janice since she is completely incapable of being one. Which is always great tabloid and blogsphere fodder for us. Check out some more embarrassing Janice Dickinson moments, and other crazy Hollywood celebs, right here.

She’s shaping up to be one of the most hated women in America for 2009. She’s not an actress. Not a politician. Not an athlete. She’s Carrie Prejean, a Miss USA contestant that has been thrust into the limelight and is in the center of a shit storm of a controversy since airing her views on gay marriage in front of millions of people. By now you all know the story - Q&A portion of the Miss USA pageant, Carrie draws judge Perez Hilton’s question about gay marriage, Carrie says she’s against it in the religious sense, and the whole liberal army descends on her ass. She’s been called everything from stupid to closed-minded to a heartless bitch. Well, I am here to add another one to that growing list of adjectives: HYPOCRITE.

Yup, the squeaky-clean, God-fearing, Jesus-loving California representative who thinks that homos should never be allowed to marry and have families and believes that gay sex is wrong and that sex in general should be kept in the confines of the bedroom has a past that seems to negate all of those things. Case number 1: Believing that one’s body is a temple and should only be revealed to one’s husband, a leaked photo of a topless Carrie has made the rounds in the bloggerverse and seen by (quite possibly) billions all over the world. Seen by one’s husband? Try everyone else’s. Case number 2: If her body is indeed a temple and one should be grateful with what the Lord has given them, it’s strange that she agreed to do a boob job right before the Miss USA pageant. And to make matters worse, it was the pageant organizers themselves who suggested and paid for it! Case number 3: If she hates gays so much, why is she partying with one of them? In the pic above, we see her hanging out with well-known transexual drag queen Amanda Lepore and seem to be having a good time while she’s at it? This doesn’t only make her a hypocrite, but seriously two-faced as well!

So after all this controversy and after everyone has said what they’ve said about her, what is surprising about her is that she’s still out there, running her mouth off and looking idiotic at the same time. She should have known that her closed-mindedness is a bad thing since it did cost her the Miss USA crown. And now there’s talk that she might get stripped of her Miss California title as well. But I have this sinking suspicion that won’t happen. After all it was California that voted for Proposition 8, so clearly she’s the perfect representative if that state. A place of highly bigoted people who have nothing better to do than to make their boobs bigger and take away basic human rights. So it seems like a right fit. But I wouldn’t be surprised if Carrie will have bad hair days and clown make-up from now on considering that most gay people are the one’s responsible for making her look good.

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Katy Perry’s been in the tabloids recently because of her break up with BF Travis McCoy of Gym Class Heroes, and  because of some scorching bikini pics.  But this naked mirror pic is one even lustier and and more scandalous find, and it doesn’t seem to be one of those photoshop jobs that some sites put out.  Still, the proof of the pudding is in the eating, so why not just plant your peepers on this sizzling hot photograph of what looks like Katy Perry taking a naked self pic of herself in front of a bathroom mirror.  Now that’s something that looks like it belongs in an amateur teen porn site, but here it is for your carnal pleasure, because from what my eyes are telling me, and everyone else with a Hollywood blog out there — that’s Katy Perry doing something really, really naughty.  Of course it’s got to be from a few years ago, because she isn’t as slender as she is in her bikini shots, which should be just about right for that era, before all the constant touring and pressure to keep slim.  Maybe it was even taken right before her transition to mainstream pop, after she put her Christian gospel album out.  Now that would make this pic even hotter!  A Christian taking butt naked selfpic of herself is definitely a kinky fantasy we can all get into.  “I Kissed A Girl” + Christianity + a naked self pic = a sizzling hot masturbatory session for all the meat hounds out there with a little imagination and a yen for perversion, methinks.

If you’re looking for even more Katy Perry depravities and further proof that she’s capable of this hot scandal, you can check out this site and see Perry at her horniest.  Yes, even hornier than this pic, I think.  Now wouldn’t that be something to see?

And it’s not the funny-looking one or the one who’s been linked to Disney tween stars.  No, the Jonas brother who’s got a thing for Hermione Granger is none other than Joe Jonas himself, the heartthrob frontman of the teen pop rock group.  When asked on whether any of his brothers were dating someone, Joe answered “Not, not yet, unfortunately.” Then he adds, “There’s a few people that we would like to be gossiped about. That’d be nice. I’ve always had a crush on Emma Watson!”

Well, we think we know why, and you probably do to, if you’ve been online anytime during the past few months.  We’re talking about Emma Watson’s upskirt pic by the paparazzi showing that she’s a naughty young woman now, who favors see-through panties.  Joe Jonas is just acting like any other horny young guy who’s seen his fictional crush flash her pink.  Now he’s probably got fantasies about her running through his head, but the difference between him and any other Harry Potter fan out there is that he can make his fantasies come true.

For a reminder of why that Emma Watson fantasy is so alluring, check out more of those scandalous upskirt shots here on this site.

Well, we know all about how Lindsay Lohan’s family is one big dysfunctional mess, but that doesn’t make it any less riveting when they start airing their dirty laundry in public again.  Michael Lohan, Lindsay’s father, is one big douchebag, as everyone knows.  He’s always looking for some attention and publicity, which I guess makes him an old and gray Spencer Pratt, but a lot less slippery.  Well, recently, he made some statements attacking Lindsay Lohan’s lesbian girlfriend, Samantha Ronson: “I’ve shut up about this long enough. Samantha is using my daughter. People never even knew who Samantha Ronson was until she met Lindsay. She was just some Los Angeles DJ…”

He then went on to accuse Samantha of slipping drinks under the table to Lindsay and hoping that Lindsay realizes who the people using her are.  He also attacks his ex-wife Dina for knowing about this and not doing anything.  Well, he got his 15 minutes of fame again, and then Lindsay and Samantha fired back in their blogs, both of which turn the tables on him and accuse him of being the user, and of being a fame addict.  “This further proves that any information that my father has about me or the people in my life is internet based- and about as accurate as a page six item,” Lindsay goes on to say in her blog.

And right on cue, Michael Lohan fires back almost immediately, this time saying that he was only reacting to things that his ex-wife was telling him and that Dina Lohan is practically a two-faced bitch who’s just trying to get on Lindsay’s good side while complaining to him about Samantha behind their backs.  “She’s gone from making $7 million to less than a million a movie,” he complained. “Who’s out of control?”  Well, now we really see what he’s really concerned about, eh?  Like he’s going to see a dime of that.

What’s interesting here though, is that Samantha’s and Lindsay’s blog entries look so alike in the way they’re typed out, like only one person wrote both retorts against Mr. Lohan.  Interesting, huh?  Click here for more scandals from the Lohan family!

Leelee Sobieski was looking great and fabulous one evening when she was attending an event but before she could alight from her car, the paparazzi began hounding and surrounding her and cameras started flickering like crazy when they caught a glimpse of the actress’ hot and sexy upskirt. Unfortunately, everyone knew that Leelee did not match her underwear to the beautiful evening outfit she was wearing.

If she could have been more careful with her moves then she wouldn’t have given the paparazzi enough reason to go on a feeding-frenzy with their cameras and capturing Leelee with her guards down. Get to see more of her sexy and hot upskirt photos by checking out this smokin’ site.