Hollywood Scanner Blog

Now here’s a video that critics and Joe Sixpack can all agree is worth seeing.  Those film-school educated critics and the average horny dude on the street should go check out Darren Aronofsky’s “The Wrestler” when it comes out.  This gritty drama about a washed-up pro wrestler trying to reconnect with his teenage daughter (played by chick Evan Rachel Wood who’s now free from the clutches of the freaky Marilyn Manson), should tug at the heartstrings of those with a low testosterone count, while the rest of us can enjoy this movie for the shots it has showing Marisa Tomei’s titties!  Well, we certainly aren’t going to watch it to see Mickey Rourke wrestle, and besides, who wants to see Hollywood try and tell us again that pro wrestling’s fake and everything’s staged?  Shocking, I know.  But that’s what ‘em liberal media-types think.  Hulk Hogan ought to set ‘em straight, y’know?  I’d rather watch a real rasslin’ show than this, if they didn’t have those tit shots and stripping scenes of Marisa Tomei!

Just check out these screencaps and tell me watching Marisa Tomei gyrate onscreen before taking off her top isn’t worth the price of admission!  Can’t do it, huh?  She’s around 40 already but still scorching hot, and she’s already on my list of fave showbiz stars who’ve played strippers.  Would you just look at that tight, hot body she’s still got.  And those bosoms aren’t half bad!  You wouldn’t know she had such juicy twin peaks from watching her in her other movies.  I guess you want to see more of those juggs now that you know they’re so nice, huh?  Well, you can do that on this site, so click on that link and see what else Marisa Tomei’s got for ya!

Well last I heard, Pamela Anderson was shacking up again with her ex-husband and sex-tape partner, Tommy Lee.  But it seems that Pamela clarified on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show that their relationship was not romantic, even though they were living under the same roof.  It looks like it’s really just for the kids though, because recently Pamela Anderson has been spotted meeting up with friends in LA with this guy in tow, and it turns out he’s a member of the Abu Dhabi Royal family.  Pamela was there recently for the Make A Wish Foundation, and had decided to put up an eco-friendly hotel there.  Eventually, she met the royal family while she was there, and then it looks like one of them hooked up with her, and received the pet name Milk-Sheik, or Milk for short, whenever she mentions him in public conversation.  Well, she’ll certainly look good running across the Arabian sands in slow-motion while wearing a chador, we think.

Hopefully, this guy is one kinky sheik, and he’ll want to make another Pamela Anderson sex tape, to put his stamp on her and assert his manhood Vs. Tommy Lee’s stellar turn in their last fuck video, which you can see when you click on this link!

You’ve just got to love Keeley Hazell.  This Page 3 Girl, topless glamour model and sex tape star has been showing her luscious size 32-E breasts for a year or two already, and I’m sure the entire male half of the British nation is grateful.  But Keeley Hazell just keeps on giving, because that’s the kind of girl she is, and so here we have her in a tribute to the British Olympians.  Or if this pictorial came out during The Games itself, it probably served as an inspiration to Britannia’s male athletes, reminding them of what waited for them back home.  And that would be Keeley Hazell, topless and covered in gold paint, with a medal hanging down between her juicy, voluptuous cleavage.  You definitely can’t ask for a better reward than that!

But there are other rewards to enjoy, even for those of us less athletically-inclined, like Keeley Hazell topless without any paint, and of course the Keeley Hazell sex tape, which you can all find when you click on this link.