Jennifer Aniston Gets Naked Again
What is it about Jennifer Aniston and magazine covers that makes her shuck off her clothes whenever these publications want her to appear on one? Of course they don’t have a 100% success rate in getting her to appear in the buff, but they do a good enough job that I want to know their secret. I’m thinking of making a mock up of some articles and gluing on some images and ads, then stapling them together before showing up at her gate with a digicam to make a cover. You think that’ll work? Well, if not, there’s always this Jennifer Aniston naked GQ magazine cover to enjoy.
And believe me, these pictures are about the only thing you can enjoy about Jennifer’s appearance in this magazine, because her interview reads like one sarcastic, bitter tirade against Angelina Jolie and the way she snagged Brad Pitt away from her. Okay, so she’s got a right to be mad at that luscious-lipped slut, but do we have to hear about it again and again? I mean, last I heard, she was being reamed real good by John Mayer over and over, just the way she likes it, so as long as her clit’s satisfied, why can’t her other hole just keep shut?
I wish Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie would just kiss and make up. Literally. As in french kissing with lots of make up sex. Now that would be a magazine cover that would outsell anything ever printed in the history of mankind. Don’t think that could happen? Just look at these steaming hot Jennifer Aniston nudie pics. She’s covering up her breasts but they’re still freakin’ hot, so most definitely, a carnal get-together with the Pitts would break records!
But hey, that’s a fantasy that doesn’t look to be coming true any time whatsoever. Good thing there’s this site to go to when you’re in the mood for hot, raunchy Hollywood action that you can thoroughly wank off to until you’re satisfied.
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