Reports confirm that 90210 star Annalynne McCord recently ditched boyfriend Twilight vampire Kellan Lutz. Honestly, who cares, right? I don’t know Kellan. And… let’s admit that Annalynne’s not that hot, despite all her efforts to show skin by repeatedly wearing a bikini over and over again. But seems her ploy doesn’t seem to work because I still can’t find any one good angle of her face and body.

However, Annalynne’s acting career may be of an upward slope. She recently won as TV Female Breakout star for her role as Naomi in the remake of Beverly Hills 90210. Well, that’s what they say. Those who are lucky in love aren’t lucky in their careers, and vice versa. And it’s just true for Annalynne.

By the way, I have no qualms seeing her all the time in her bikinis. Because I think she looks better with them on than without. Kidding. I meant she looks better in a bikini than with normal clothes or when fully clothed. So there you go, if you want to see more of her bikini pics, go here.

High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens never learns. Just a few years ago, pictures leaked on the internet showing her posing completely naked when she was just 15 years old. Now, another stack of photos surfaced where she took provocative pictures of herself, naked, with just a gold chain around her waist. What a slut.

Of course, you want to check out the pictures. Unfortunately for us, Vanessa’s lawyers posed legal defiance to those sites that will post her naked pics. They are stressing that Vanessa was still a minor when she took those pics, so naturally, we were left with no choice but to oblige, remove her pics or we’ll be in trouble. Anyway, according to sources, the photos was supposed to be a present for Vanessa’s boyfriend Zac Efron, “to keep him interested.” I’ve seen the pics and I’d say whether she’s a minor or not, if they’re for Zac or not, she’s obviously one hell of a perv.

And this slut’s from Disney Channel. How ironic that she’s “for the kids” on TV while she’s really X-rated off-screen. I’m guessing too that she already has a sex film, and I cannot wait for it to be leaked. When that happens, screw you Vanessa Hudgen’s lawyers, I’ll go ahead and post that no matter what. But anyway, check out this place here to see more of Vanessa Hudgens’s scandalous secrets. You know you want to.

We already know that Katherine Heigl is the complete contradiction of her character in Grey’s Anatomy, the sweet, soft-spoken, funny Izzie. In real life, she’s a manipulative, self-absorbed bitch. And she takes her bitchiness to a higher level by bellyaching to David Letterman about a 17-hour work day on the set of Grey’s, saying, “Our first day back was Wednesday and it was — I’m going to keep saying this because I hope it embarrasses them — a 17-hour day, which I think is cruel and mean.“

Wow. Talk about absolute ungratefulness. Remember, she wasn’t really supposed to be in this season of Grey’s anymore but she was still given the role despite all her bitchiness and issues. Now she’s complaining about having to sit down, have a drink, and sometimes read on her script? And this bitch think she’s the most overworked person on the set? Well, maybe she is. She’s overfatigued from all her complaining and bitching around other colleagues.

Well, at least, this The Ugly Truth actress is consistent on being a bitch. What I do not get, though, if she hates Grey’s that much, why did she still return? Oh, bummer. Anyway, for more bitchy poses and scandals of Katherine “Prima Donna” Heigl, go here.

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Recently brokenhearted, Jessica Simpson put off her sadness away by spending yesterday afternoon with her personal trainer and working out her, uhm, cholesterol-rich body. And no, I’m not saying she’s fat. No, I really don’t. So anyway, this is the first time she’s seen in public after her boyfriend of two years, Tono Romo, disposed her the night before her birthday. Shit, that’s gotta be fucking painful for Jessica’s head. She probably didn’t understand anything that happened that night.

Even Jessica’s family are keeping their eyes on her because they are anxious she might do a Britney Spears (and now, Mischa Barton) sooner or later. People Magazine reports that a family friend said, “The family used to have such faith in Jessica and they worried about Ashlee Simpson. Now they are fully confident in Ashlee’s choices and they worry most of their days about Jessica.“

This break-up is a good thing for Jessica. Well, for the past two years she has been complacent enough that someone still thinks she looks awesome even when she’s, uhm, weighing much much heavier, that she doesn’t care about her looks, life and career anymore. Now, I bet she’ll finally have the spirit to stand up and look in a mirror. It’s been a long time since she moved. And well, see for herself the damage she has done to her once beautiful body, which by the way, you can check out here.

And all it takes is just a good make-up artist, a stylist, and Photoshop to make her look fabulous. And if she can do it, a little less sauce might also help. Here are pics of Lindsay Lohan channeling the Marilyn Monroe in her for a Vogue Magazine cover.

In an interview about the shoot, Lindsay said, “I would not judge the book by the covers. The meeting was great, the photographer was organized as if it were a movie, and I helped get me into the character. And looking at the hill of Hollywood dressed as Marilyn can not stop thinking that, despite everything, will eventually get where it is proposed.“

This is actually the first time in a long time since I’ve seen her look good and, well, not messed up. This Marilyn-inspired cover is actually the second time around she did this for a magazine. The first time was with New York mag where she modeled Marilyn Monroe’s “Last Sitting” photos, revealing her 90% nude body. Now if Lindsay just keeps doing this, and not just posing naked for the cameras, but keeping herself busy with REAL work, then she won’t be the apple of the eye/butt of jokes among the paparazzis. But on second thought, that’s what she really loves, isn’t it?

Only a moron turns down a dinner date and probably after dinner fuck proposition from Megan Fox. And this dude named Rain, a Korean singer and actor, recently turned down the world’s most desirable hottie. Therefore, Rain is a moron. Does he know how many guys out here would kill for a night, or even a quickie, with Megan Fox? Who the fucking hell does he think he is?

Sorry, I can’t help but burst out in here. Megan Fox has openly expressed her admiration for the Korean dude, to the extent of even asking him for a date through Megan’s manager. And Rain’s reply was a plain, “I’m not interested.” I can’t freaking believe it.

This Rain guy must think so highly of himself, like an alpha male or something, for dissing Megan. Or this was a really bad case of miscommunication, and Rain’s interpreters are at fault. Or, simply, Rain’s gay. Whatever this fool’s reason is for turning down Megan, it didn’t stop the Transformers star with her acquisition. Instead according to reports, Megan said she loves challenges and have no plans to give up. I don’t think that will work, Megan. But if you go after me, I’ll only be such a tease for a little while, promise.

Anyway, visit this Hollywood scandals and gossips heaven for more topless pictures of Megan Fox.

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She literally grew up in front of our eyes. Yes, I’m talking about that girl playing Hermione Granger from The Harry Potter series with a thick, British accent–Emma Watson. Unlike most Hollywood young hoes who only care about parties, sauce, drugs and sex, *cough* Lindsay Lohan *cough* Mischa Barton and others, this classy young lady prepares herself for a brighter future outside the walls of Hollywood by attending college. And not just any college, but an Ivy League university.

Her co-star Harry Potter himself, Daniel Radcliffe, confirmed that the young actress is going to Brown University, also squealing out the results of his friend’s GSCE.”I think Emma got three As and seven A*s - she’s incredibly academic, it’s frightening,” says Radcliffe. Meanwhile, Emma keeps mum about her choice of university. She asserted, “I just want to keep it private (my college choice) for as long as I can. I probably sound like a paranoid nut, but I’m doing this because I want to be normal. I really want anonymity. I want to do it properly, like everyone else. As long as I don’t walk in, and see, like, Harry Potter posters everywhere, I’ll be fine.” Sorry Hermione, but Harry already spilled the beans.

This soon-to-be college girl has also been on the cover of many magazines this month, including Teen Vogue where she looked absolutely fantastic in prime high fashion pieces. Also, she’s now the new face of Burberry, and can I just say they made the most apt decision in getting her. So, anyway, if you want to see more of Emma, drop by this place here.

Okay.. Okay. I know it’s old news already but I didn’t realize how hot Cheryl Tweedy Cole really is until I saw her photos from her 26th birthday bash. The Girls Aloud singer sported a see-through frock, leaving very little to the imagination. With her cleavage hanging out like that, plus that sweet dimpled smile, I’m convinced. Sorry Megan Fox, but yeah, Cheryl’s the sexiest woman in the world.

This English hottie climbed up the entertainment ladder by joining (and winning) modelling competitions. Then she decided to hone her singing and dancing skills by taking professional classes. Well, all her hardwork paid very well, as she was the first person to be chosen for Girls Aloud which has gone on to be one of the most successful British pop groups of the decade.

Though she is the hottest commodity in England since becoming a member of Girls Aloud, the US have yet to discover Cheryl’s full hotness until she was named as FHM Sexiest Woman of the World in 2008. And boy, did she deserve the title. Sadly, this pop goddess is already married to English football player Ashley Cole. Well, let’s just cross our fingers that they’d be separated soon especially as Cheryl once found out her husband was cheating on her. But until then, let’s feast ourselves to her sexy pics which you can find here.

Dressed as a man looking a hell lot like Eminem, Mariah Carey created talks this week with her new music video, Obsessed. She wasn’t her usual high-heeled-in-mini-skirt-and-tits-exploding-inside-her-tank-top self, instead she walked the streets of NYC looking like a white rapper, dressed in bulging clothes, with nasty facial hair and all. Oh, and she looks a lot better dressed as a man, I tell you.

Her first single from the album “Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel“, Obsessed, is reportedly her get even song for Eminem’s Bagpipes from Baghdad. Through the said Slim Shady song, Eminem basically belts raps out his bitter pill with Mariah and Mr. Mariah, Nick Cannon. His song goes out to Mimi, “Mariah what ever happened to us?/ Why did we have to break up?/All I asked for was a glass of punch” and then vents out his anger on Nick, “Nick Cannon better back the fuck up/ I’m not playin’ I want her back you punk.”

Mariah apparently didn’t take Eminem’s words sitting down, so on her song Obsessed she went, “Why are you obsessed with me?/Boy I wanna know/ lying that you’re sexing me.” And she didn’t stop with just that. She obviously took it one notch higher with her new music video, which was directed by Brett Ratner. For sure, Eminem would do his own share of this antic. Maybe he’ll put on an act as Mariah soon? Oh, the drama continues.Well while we wait for it, go check this out for more Hollywood news and scandals.

No, they weren’t inside the tribunal at the same time. It is only after Chris Brown left when Rihanna came in. Avoiding drama much? I guess so. After everything that Rihanna went through this year–the beating, leaking of nude pics and alleged sextape, the Woody Woodpecker hair (the most painful, I know)–the jury thought Rihanna deserved to get her dignity intact. As if it wasn’t broken enough.

This whole hodge podge of events in Rihanna’s life sends across its moral to the entire world: It’s perfectly okay to beat your girlfriend because you won’t end up in jail. Chris brown plead guilty to beating Rihanna, where he punched and choked her. And the verdict? TMZ reports, “He’ll spend 180 days doing community labor… He gets 5 years probation for FELONY assault… He’ll get supervised probation. He’ll have to come back to court every three months. He must enroll in a domestic violence counseling program. If Brown violates probation, he could get up to 4 years in prison. Brown is now a convicted felon and loses the the following rights: To own a gun, to sit on a jury, subject to search and seizure without a search warrant and he now has limitations on travel.”

Oh, wow. He doesn’t deserve such harsh penalty, does he? How victorious this conflict ended up for Rihanna! Now she get to brag and testify how perfect our justice system is and be completely at peace now that her beater can walk free (but if Rihanna’s around, he should stay at least 50 yards away from her). Oh shit, how many wrongs can you read in this paragraph??

By the way, check out this place here for a complete run through of Rihanna’s tragic year.

Let’s face it. Though Michelle Williams is a great actress, she’s not that much of a bombshell so the reporters are more drawn to her daughter Matilda Rose than her. She has starred in various movies and even in Dawson’s Creek, alongside Katie Holmes. But Matilda’s mom has become famous only after Brokeback Mountain, which lead her to numerous acting nominations, including the Golden Globe and Academy Awards. Not to mention she became the wife, now widow, of the late Heath Ledger. But after a while things went monotonous again for the actress. Even her divorce with Heath didn’t make that much of a scene.

But things spiked up again during the release of her film Incendiary, which she stars along with Ewan McGreggor. Not only it has a creepy correspondence with Heath Ledger’s death, (the film, which is about a mother who lost her son in a suicide bombing incident, was released at approximately the same time Heath Ledger died); the film also shows Michelle in most scenes wearing tiny and skimpy denim skirt, looking like a hot and sexy MILF, giving the sleazy Paris Hilton a run for her money.

But the thing that made Michelle Williams and this film a hot topic is Michelle’s topless bed scenes with Ewan. Man is that hot or something! I haven’t seen the film itself but after seeing these still shots of the fuck scene, I’ll go get myself a copy and watch it over and over. Maybe, that particular scene first, then the whole movie. Well who knows Michelle Williams can be this fucking hot? To see more of her hotness, visit this place and get your dose of Hollywood sexy celebs.

You see them hanging on the wall of practically every mechanic’s garage (or so the movies have made us believe). They’re usually grease-covered and a couple of years old. And they almost always look cheap, featuring big-boobed models named Amber, or Tiffany, if they have names at all. I am talking about every sexually potent straight man’s best friend - the naked calendar. For 365 days they give us pleasure beyond our wildest dreams. Yet they have always been the subject of ridicule and disgust by most moral (read: prudes) and conservative (read: ugly) people who view it as exploitation and sexualization of the human body. For the past sixty odd years, one company’s calendar has been trying to change the idea of the nude calendar, and it must be working because not only has Oscar winners, athletes, and acclaimed models dropped trou for this calendar, but it has also become one of the most acclaimed and most-awaited collection of images that celebrate the beauty of the female form. I am talking about The Pirelli Calendar.

For the past years, everyone from Sienna Miller to Sofia Loren to supermodels Kate Moss and Alessandra Ambrosio have been featured. For next year’s salvo, they will feature a bevy of hot supermodel babes including (but not limited to) Ana Beatriz Barros, Rosie Huntington-Whitley, and Miranda Kerr. Yes, the celebrated models of today will be going topless for photographer Terry Richardson who is now my God. Any man who can convince women as hot as these to bear their tits for him has most definitely got the golden touch (imagine how he is at bars!) They’ve already begun shooting the nude and topless calendar photos with a sort of a jungle theme, complete with reptiles, primates, and bugs. So not only will these women be naked, they’ll have an assortment of creatures splayed all over their bodies while frolicking in the jungle. God, I hope they brought some neo-sporen.

So expect the calendar to be out some time in October, or maybe even earlier - just in time for your Christmas shopping. I for one wouldn’t mind seeing naked Miranda, Ana, and Rosie stuffed in my stocking. Expect it to be chock full of boobies, butts and babes. Not bad for a company that began selling tires. Definitely something I would never expect from a company like that. And with it’s reputation for calendars with artistic nudes, along with it’s illustrious history, it apparently is an honor to be picked to appear in the calendar since the talent behind the pics is renowned. Everyone from Anni Liebowitz to Bruce Webber has photographed for the calendar. Me personally, I could give a shit about the artsy side of it. Bring on the supermodel boobies! Just like the ones you’ll find right here.

Having appeared naked as the day she was born (because apparently, she was born with a string of pearls), Kim Kardashian knows what it’s like to pose for skin magazine Playboy. She did a pictorial back in 2007 as a ratings booster for her then-brand new reality show Keeping Up With The Kardashians, and true enough a lot of people tuned in to that episode and eventually ensured the success of future seasons of the show. The pictorial did not only boost ratings for the reality program, but the magazine almost made Kim a superstar sex-symbol post-sex tape. And now, even though she has no sex tape and has a successful (albeit totally irritating) reality show to her credit, Heidi Montag is going to appear in the magazine as well despite early reservations about doing the shoot. And since Kim and Heidi are such good friends (yes, I am being sarcastic), Kim was more than happy to give Heidi some advice.

Her words of wisdom to Heidi? “Go for it. I think that now’s the time,  think it’s a very classy magazine. It’s artsy. I talked her through the whole process and helped her make up her mind.” 31 words from Miss Big Ass herself and Blondie Bitch is gonna take her clothes off for a magazine. Kim should become a spiritual guru or something with her powers of persuasion. To convince a self-confessed Jesus Freak to drop trou for a magazine where billions of horny maniacs will jack-off to her is nothing short of impressive. She should be a diplomat too, convince warring states and countries to stop fighting by simply spouting “We are all brothers and sisters and we should all just love each other” and pout while wearing a very low cut dress. George W. Bush would have ended his war in Afghanistan long ago if he sent, not millions of US soldiers, but Kim Kardashian.

So, we can look forward to seeing Heidi’s plastic rack and surgically enhanced body and face in an upcoming Playboy issue. But according to Heidi, she isn’t planning on showing anything. No nipples, no ass, and certainly no pussy. Those things are reserved for her husband and God’s eyes only. But I think that it Kim convinces her a bit more, she might even jump from Playboy and do a full-on hardcore sticking-things-in-her-cunt Hustler issue. Who knows, Kim Kardashian might be just that good. Until then, check out this place to see some pretty interesting (read: Hot) pics of Heidi, Kim, and a bunch of other hot Hollywood celebs.

One is the barrier-breaking lesbian lead singer of popular rock band The Gossip, the other is record-breaking faux-lesbian pop singer who had a huge hit about kissing women. One is super hot sexy, the other… well, let’s just say she’s somewhat horizontally challenged. Get ready for the battle of the century as “I Kissed A Girl” singer Katy Perry and The Gossip lead singer Beth Ditto are in a word war over lesbianism, pop music, and all-around artistic packaging. It all began when Beth, in an interview with Attitude magazine said “I hate Katy Perry! She’s offensive to gay culture, I’m so offended. She’s just riding on the backs of our culture, without having to pay any of the dues and not being actually lesbian or anything at all.” She calls Perry a “boner dyke” which is basically a straight woman playing carpet-muncher to give guys a woody. And the hardcore lesbo is none too happy about it.

When word reached Katy about Beth’s scathing comments, she had this to say: “I heard that she said something about me. I don’t want to get into a slanging war with anybody, so I don’t want to say anything bad about her. But I’m not impressed. I’ve learned in the past year that one artist should never insult another artist’s music — it’s tacky. And with me, it always comes back to bite me on the arse!” So obviously Katy doesn’t want to get into any kind of feud with the singer for fear of having her get sat on. Or something like that. But like Katy said (and I agree to some degree), it’s tacky to call someone out on their art without looking at the context. If Beth should be mad at anyone, it should be washed-up pop singer Cathy Dennis who actually wrote the song. We don’t hear her saying anything bad about that redhead.

So, bottom line, I think Beth just wants to get into Katy’s pants. Yes, she is after all a vadge-licker. Who wouldn’t want to get a piece of Katy? All that pent up sexual tension has to be released somehow and the best way for that is through some hardcore humping. Although, to be perfectly honest, I would lose whatever respect I have left for Katy if she went ahead and tapped that. I mean, the image… I’m not being sizeist, but lets call a spade a spade. But if Katy did, she should write a song about it and call it “I Porked a Pork and I Loathed It”. I see dollar signs already. See a lot more of your favorite celebrities right here.

She went from stick-thin with no breasties when she started, then curvy with fake boobies towards the middle of her career, then big and busty with quarelling breasties a couple years back, slimmed down for her last album release that made a People Magazine cover, and now singer/actress/yo-yo dieter Mariah Carey is back to being a heffer. Yup, after asking people to Touch Her Body, it seems that now there is a lot more to touch. According to reports, in the midst of recording her next CD (barfly entitled Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel) she has gained twenty pounds that people can clearly see from her many many photo ops and red carpet appearances. She now looks even more drag-a-licious than ever bordering on looking like a linebacker. But that’s not Mariah’s biggest concern right now.

She’s gotten a bit of bad luck with her movie career (or lack thereof) because her latest barfest Tenesse made a mere seven hundred dollars in it’s opening weekend. Seven hundred! With the amount of money she spends on her Hello Kitty collection you’d think she would fork over a few thousand more to buy tickets to her own movie. Just like what Beyonce supposedly did for her movie Obsessed and ended up being the number one movie of that weekend. Mariah clearly doesn’t know how to get ahead in the movie business. That makes the fifth consecutive big-screen dud for Mariah. The Bachelor, Glitter, Wise Girls, and State Property 2 being her previous “films”. You would think she’d get a clue by now. She may have better luck with her next film, the Sundance-winning drama Push: Based on the Novel by Sapphire which will be released in November.

So while she’s packing on the pounds and making movies that flop, Mariah is still keeping busy with trying to make more radio-friendly music. Now that E=MC2 failed to reach expectations, she’s hoping her next release will bring her more luck. And for that, she knows she can’t be a fatty. So she’ll go on some kind of crash diet (read: bulimia) before the album is released so she’ll be airbrush-ready by the time it comes out. After all, it would be pretty difficult to photoshop an entire music video. And with the way she’s proud of her chi-chis, I doubt she’s want an entire vid where we just see her face. So let’s await the return of Mariah - bulimia and all. Until then, check out some hot Hollywood honeys doing dirty deeds right here.

It seems like part-time lesbian Lindsay Lohan is not really over her little “phase” because she’s been hopping all over London following ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson around like a lovesick puppy (or an irritating gnat - whichever you prefer) asking, begging even, for her to lick her cunt once again. Methinks no man has ever made her cum as loud as she has with the magic carpet-munching abilities of SamRo. So she’s doing the age-old tactic that has worked for so many men in the past like Bundy, Gacey, and Dahmer - stalking! In one night, Lindsay went to two clubs and several after-hours just tailing Samantha and her brother, DJ Mark Ronson, while keeping a little distance but clearly shadowing their every move. And SamRo is more than a little ticked off.

Since their break-up almost two months ago, LiLo and SamRo have been having a difficult time ending things officially. Lindsay has been frequently photographed leaving Sam’s house in the wee hours of the morning - clearly spending the previous night there - which leads people to believe there’s still something going on between them. Then there’s the feeble attempts at making Sam jealous by hooking up with man after man after man - hoping the paparazzi would publish photos and bloggers would write about her heterosexual exploits making Sam jealous. But even with those stunts, Samantha has stood her ground and denied her, saying the paparazzi pressure and LiLo’s wild child behavior is just way too much for her. But like any loyal dog that loves it’s master, Sam still accommodates Lindsay’s reconciliatory attempts.

So, what’s the two to do now? If Samantha is solid in her statement about not wanting Lindsay back, then this just makes LiLo a cheap, desperate, vagina-loving whore who can’t take no for an answer. But if LiLo is getting a vibe that Sam still wants to tap that but feigns interest, then that makes Samantha a cold-hearted lesbian bitch. If you ask me, these two deserve each other. The Fauxmosexual and the Dyke. Sounds like a Showtime series waiting to happen. If TLC ever gets tired of that Jon & Kate shit, there’s a goldmine waiting in the snatches of these two. Better sign them up before someone else does. See more of this crazy duo and other hot Hollywood celebs right here.

One is a once-hot box-office draw, the other a once-hot music superstar. Two entities from completely different backgrounds that shouldn’t have anything in common, but in the small world of Hollywood, degrees of separation will surprise you. So small in fact that one is bound to come in contact with their most hated person. One such thing happened between Oscar-nominated actress Kate Hudson and Grammy-winning music superstar Madonna. Now, what possible thing would these two very different gals have in common? Well, what most Hollywood sluts have in common - sucking the same peen. And the peen in question? Beleaguered baseball star Alex Rodriguez.

Yup, if you will remember, Madge ran up a shitstorm when she was linked to then married A-Rod, causing the athlete to split from his wife leading people to believe that the queen of pop was the cause of the break-up. Then Madge dumped A-Rod for her boy (and I mean that literally) of the moment Jesus Luz. So what’s a divorced, athletically troubled athlete to do in difficult times? Hook up with one of Hollywood’s hottest actresses today - enter Goldie Hawn’s spawn. The two are now rumored to be seeing each other (read: fucking) yet they have yet to confirm this. Then, at the recent Polo Classic weekend, Kate was enjoying the festivities, sitting in the front row with her wide-brimmed hat when she heard someone mention that Madonna was in the same vicinity and was headed for the front row as well. Thinking that the 50 year-old singer would claw her eyes out, or at least say something bitchy like “I didn’t know you liked left-overs…”, Kate bolted from the front row and was never seen or heard from the entire time. Sure enough Madonna arrived, kids in tow (yes, that includes Jesus) and everyone forgot about the newly-brunette celeb.

So, what is the big deal? First off, Madge dumped A-Rod. A-Rod hurt real bad and only naturally sought solace with someone else. So if his ex crossed paths with his current, the ex has no right to get snippy, especially if the ex did the dumping. I’m sure Kate knew that, but ran away anyway. Which leads me to believe one thing - Kate is a pussy. Yup, she should have just stood (or in this case, sat) her ground and stayed put instead of speeding away like a rat. Sure Madge has 20 years and 2 million hours of yoga and pilates on Kate, but I think it’ll still be a fair fight. Now that’s one catfight I’d like to see. But until that does happen, check out this place here to see some of Hollywoods hottest battle it out for your attention.

We’ve seen the pictures. We’ve hard the stories. But what exactly did happen to British glamour model and former Miss Great Britain Danielle Lloyd on that night that she ended up bloody, bruised, lying on the pavement, and ruched to the hospital for emergency surgery? Well, from what I’ve gathered, I’ll try to piece together the events that led to a very frightening image of one of the sexiest and most beautiful British celebs this day and age.

At around 10 that night, Danielle and boyfriend, futball player Jamie O’Hara were seen entering the Crystal nightclub, and witnesses claimed that Danielle was acting all haughty and above everyone else, especially since she’s on the arm of a £9,000-a-week footballer. As soon as she entered the bar, all eyes were on them, and pretty soon, dirty looks were being thrown their way. Shortly after, one woman couldn’t take the bitchiness coming from Danielle and decided to do something about. The two started arguing at first, then proceeded to shove each other until the unnamed woman pushed Danielle onto a table full of glasses and bottles which broke under her and eventually cut into her leg. Things started to get panicky and Danielle was carried outside of the club and laid on the pavement while waiting for the ambulance to arrive. Clearly distraught, both Lloyd and boyfriend were rushed to the emergency room as soon as the ambulance arrived where they proceeded to administer over 20 stitches to Danielle’s cut leg to stop the strong bleeding.

Days after the event, everything seems to be fine with Danielle. Despite the scare of almost having her leg cut off because of the massive amounts of blood she lost, there wasn’t anything else to be worried about. I’m just happy all her appendages are still intact. It would have been a shame to lose that leg. Or scar that face. Or (heaven forbid!) those tits! They’re practically her bread and butter and she must have protected them to the death! The moral of the story: never act like you’re the shit because someone out there might not agree with you and cut a bitch. No one is immune from the crazies of the world, so it’s best to be on your best behavior all the time. Let’s wait and see if there will be more to this story in the next coming days. For now, check out some not-so-harrowing pics of Danielle and other sexy celebs right here.

What would you do if you were at a swanky soiree, you sitting on an expensive white fur sofa sipping expensive champagne and nibbling on delectable hors d’œuvres chatting with learned guests about the works of Heidegger and the latest Buñuel exhibit at the Guggenheim while the soft gentle strains of Chet Baker fill the room, and you turn and see a skinny, skanky-looking woman with her legs up in the air straddling some guy who is basically groping her ass to keep her from falling on it. You’d be shocked, right? Now, imagine you discover the woman is walking biohazard Paris Hilton and the man is her boy-of-the-moment human peen-head Doug Reinhardt. You probably wouldn’t be so shocked. Not because she’s a “celebrity”, but because you wouldn’t expect anything less from the tabloid and blogsphere denizen.

Yes, once again the skank and the dick caused quite a stir when they went out a few nights ago and I guess since it was a pretty high-end event and smart, eloquent people were populating the party making things pretty boring for the two idiots, they got bored. So bored in fact that Paris decided to perform an impromptu lapdance for Doug, and I guess all the other people at the party. Thinking that she’s the hottest shit since Cheez Whiz she went ahead and did the full on legs in the air, gyrations, and faux-stripping. Classy. And being the lapdog that he is, Doug was more than eager to take the show in.

See, this is exactly why Paris gets thrown out of every event she attends. Just a few days ago, she was reported to have been thrown off a yacht owned by Elton John’s lover David Furnish because of tonsil hockey in front of disgusted guests. Some time back, she was banned entry into a club because of her previous hard partying. And even before that, she was asked to leave a swanky party because the host did not care for her shenanigans. Why does she even bother to leave the house in the first place? Does she actually believe in the adage “bad publicity is good publicity”? In Paris’ case, it clearly isn’t. She should’ve gotten her fill of bad press by now. But for a fame-hungry whore like her, there’s no such thing as “enough”. See more of that bad behavior from Paris and more of your favorite stars right here.

One is a Grammy-winning superstar with no acting experience and a penchant for displaying her massive boobies on a regular basis, the other is a legendary musical artist and Oscar-winning actress who likes to, in the simplest terms, dress provocatively. And now, the two will be acting in a movie together. Not just any more. But a movie about stripping. Yup, pop singer Christina Aguilera is attached to play a naive country girl who wants to make it in the big city but ends up being a pole dancer in the upcoming Burlesque, and who gets to play the matron of the bar she works at? None other than legendary singer Cher who is still rumored to being considered for the part. I don’t know about you, but this is already shaping up to be the camp spectacular of the season.

Not since Dreamgirls has the gay community has been excited about a project. And not since Showgirls has there been a more trepidatiously awaited screen masterpiece as this one.It just has camp written all over it. There should be one of those disclaimers in front of every theater it will get shown in that advises the viewer to leave their brains at the door and throw all logic and taste out the window. Having said that, I’m sure people will come out in droves to see this exciting piece of cinema. After all, the director attached’s last film was the direct-to-DVD sequel Glass House:The Good Mother with z-list stars Angie Harmon and Jason London. He must seriously be creaming his pants at the chance of working with two pop divas. And if there’s gonna be any nudity - that’s always a plus.

Speaking of which, no word yet if either Xtina or Cher will drop trow for the film, but if a movie about stripping won’t have any nudity, well that’s like an episode of a Snoop Dog reality show where he doesn’t get high. It’s expected. So we should all be looking forward to Christina baring her big breastfeeding boobies and Cher flashing her antiquated bush. And just for the record, I am only looking forward to one of those possibilities. Can you guess which one? It’ll be awhile before this stinker hits theaters - IMDB has it listed for a 2011 release. So, it takes two years to film a movie about showing your tits? I can believe that though, since it takes a week to finish Cher’s make-up alone. Then there’s the body make-up in case she does get naked. It’ll be a whole month of spackling, shaving, bleaching, stapling, taping, tucking, and everything else to make her look cinema worthy. Here’s hoping that it’ll be worth the effort. But you don’t have to work that hard to see your favorite Hollywood celebs get down and dirty, just drop by here.

Before you all get bursting at the thought of all your suspicions about the self-proclaimed first supermodel Janice Dickinson being a tranny on account of my headline, I’m thinking more along the lines of her being one big asshole, boob, creep, bitch and any other deprecating adjective to use on Ms. Dickinson. She’s no stranger to giving her opinion - as evidenced by her low-rated yet popular syndicated cable “documentary” show The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency - and even out and about in real life she forgets to keep her opinions and outbursts in check. Which leads people to think she’s even more of a diva-bitch than she really is.

Just recently, she was videotaped (again) assailing a bunch of paparazzi as she stumbled, dunk, out of a bar and onto her car. Of course, being the walking tabloid fantasy that she is, the paps decided to follow her close. A little to close for her comfort it seems, as she began to scream at the photogs for invading her “private space” and in an attempt to shoo them away started to snap and wave her shawl about, looking like some drunk ballerina fumbling with her prop. The oral barrage and swatting continued for a while before, seemingly exhausted, Janice squatted on the pavement and looked like she was about to take a major dump. Classy. As things started to wind down (or the Xanax began kicking in), she calmed herself, got in her car, and sped off. Clearly, encounters with Great Whites and killer Polar Bears are a lot less scarier than what those photographers went through with Janice.

It’s one thing to be outspoken and saying the things that everyone is too polite or afraid to say out loud (yes, I’m looking at you, Simon Cowell). But it’s quite another to do it in such a rude and hurtful kind of way. I mean, for what it’s worth, people welcome honesty - as long as it’s delivered in a frank, non-disparaging kind of way. Not screamed from across the street at full volume while trying to walk off the alcohol. Then again, this is Janice Dickinson we’re talking about. The woman who snorted so much blow (that’s cocaine and oral sex) in the ’80s it has hampered her discretion gene. No, not hampered - completely obliterated. So maybe it’s not a good idea to hope for ladylike behavior from Janice since she is completely incapable of being one. Which is always great tabloid and blogsphere fodder for us. Check out some more embarrassing Janice Dickinson moments, and other crazy Hollywood celebs, right here.

Lindsay Lohan has had it tough. Actually, to say that would be a total understatement, wouldn’t it? Broke, dumped, washed-up, addicted… all the bad things that could happen to a Hollywood celebrity happened to her. And since she started out as a child performer, it happened to her way too soon. Blame the media if you will, but many child actors have turned out okay as grown-ups. It seems that those Hollywood horror stories about young actors in a downward spiral now has a face. Look up the phrase “Hollywood Casualty” in the encyclopedia and you’d likely see a picture of Lindsay right beside the entry. And now, to add another punchline to the joke that has become her life, LiLo has a new nickname - Dirty Girl. And we’re not just talking about her bout of snatch-eating or her embarrassing post drink binge walk to her car, I’m talking about real dirt and grime and mess in the place where she lives. Here’s the lowdown:

Police responded to a burglar alert at the Hollywood home of Lindsay, but when they got there there were no perps in sight. After the popo entered the premises, they saw the whole place was in disarray. The cops suspected the burglars were responsible for the mess, but upon further investigation discovered the mess to be not so recent. Basically the apartment has been like that for quite some time now. Which only means one thing - Lindsay likes to roll around in her own filth. You know, the way pigs do. Or hermits. After all, she’s too coked up out of her mind to, well, mind the mess around her. She probably enjoys frolicking with the dust bunnies, playing tag with the cockroaches, and constantly puts out food for the rats that infest her pad. After all, them outcasts need to stick together.

Meanwhile, Lindsay is doing her best to get back on the A-list horse by doing a small independent feature that may or may not require her to get naked. She’s set to star in the film The Other Side with fellow z-listers Woody Harrelson, Giovanni Ribisi, and rock singers Dave Matthews and Alanis Morissette. I know, this has got to be the strangest acting line-up in a movie ever. All that’s missing is Ed Asner and Joan Severance and you’ve got yourself a blockbuster. Expect this movie to hit big screens in 2010, or if it’ll succumb to the same fate as LiLo last movie Labor Pains, it’ll go straight to TV. I’m sure the Syfy channel will be very interested. And if you’re interested in seeing more of Lindsay and her many celeb blunders, head on over here.

As far as fame whores go, Katie Price and Peter Andre rival even the biggest in-your-face famous-for-no-reason couples in showbiz today (yeah, I’m looking at you Speidi!). They seemed to be ever present, flaunting their fake tans and tight bodies. More so Katie who exposes her rock-hard plastic titties in revealing dresses every chance she gets. The two seemed like the perfect couple - starving for attention and reveling in the Hollywood lifestyle. But no amount of hair products and Gold’s Gym memberships can save the two now as it has been officially released that Britain’s most grating couple are getting a divorce.

In actuality, the couple who has been together four years and shares two children together have been having some problems for some time now. No doubt brought about by Katie’s many wild drinking sessions which is rumored to have been the straw that broke the Andre’s back. It’s bad enough that he gets suffocated by those over-inflated funbags every night, he has to deal with her drunken stunts as well. Well, not anymore since he was the one who filed the divorce papers. In a statement released by Katie, she says she is devastated and saddened by this turn of events. “We have children together and I am devastated and disappointed by Peter’s decision to separate and divorce me - as I married him for life,” Britain’s The Sun quoted Price as saying. Honey, no one marries for life. Even you. You just found someone who had a smidgen of fame and decided to latch on to that like the celeb-hungry leech you are.

Now the two are going their separate ways. And while this is devastating for Katie, the rest of us wouldn’t even shed a tear. Despite being tabloid fodder and the topic of several hate posts and image-bashing from bloggers worldwide, nobody really givers a rat’s ass about these two. Except maybe the UK people, who still manage to tune in every week  to get the skinny on the inner-lives of these reality TV stars. Their shows still rate well, their latest one Katie & Peter: Stateside still manages a million viewers a week. But then again, this is Britain we’re talking about. A reality-show obsessed nation who prefer trash TV that quality scripted shows.

So for now, we just have to wait and see how all this goes. If they’ve learned anything from their stay in the US, they should know that a celebrity break-up is the best thing they can do for their carrers. Because then comes the inevitable reunion, book deal, TV appearances, and magazine covers. Which I have a sinking feeling will happen for these two nitwits. Anything to stay relevant. Speaking of desperate to be relevant, check out all the stars here caught in embarassing moments.

She’s shaping up to be one of the most hated women in America for 2009. She’s not an actress. Not a politician. Not an athlete. She’s Carrie Prejean, a Miss USA contestant that has been thrust into the limelight and is in the center of a shit storm of a controversy since airing her views on gay marriage in front of millions of people. By now you all know the story - Q&A portion of the Miss USA pageant, Carrie draws judge Perez Hilton’s question about gay marriage, Carrie says she’s against it in the religious sense, and the whole liberal army descends on her ass. She’s been called everything from stupid to closed-minded to a heartless bitch. Well, I am here to add another one to that growing list of adjectives: HYPOCRITE.

Yup, the squeaky-clean, God-fearing, Jesus-loving California representative who thinks that homos should never be allowed to marry and have families and believes that gay sex is wrong and that sex in general should be kept in the confines of the bedroom has a past that seems to negate all of those things. Case number 1: Believing that one’s body is a temple and should only be revealed to one’s husband, a leaked photo of a topless Carrie has made the rounds in the blog world and seen by (quite possibly) billions all over the world. Seen by one’s husband? Try everyone else’s. Case number 2: If her body is indeed a temple and one should be grateful with what the Lord has given them, it’s strange that she agreed to do a boob job right before the Miss USA pageant. And to make matters worse, it was the pageant organizers themselves who suggested and paid for it! Case number 3: If she hates gays so much, why is she partying with one of them? In the pic above, we see her hanging out with well-known transexual drag queen Amanda Lepore and seem to be having a good time while she’s at it? This doesn’t only make her a hypocrite, but seriously two-faced as well!

So after all this controversy and after everyone has said what they’ve said about her, what is surprising about her is that she’s still out there, running her mouth off and looking like an idiot at the same time. She should have known that her closed-mindedness is a bad thing since it did cost her the Miss USA crown. And now there’s talk that she might get stripped of her Miss California title as well. But I have this sinking suspicion that won’t happen. After all it was California that voted for Proposition 8, so clearly she’s the perfect representative if that state. A place of highly bigoted people who have nothing better to do than to make their boobs bigger and take away basic human rights. So it seems like a right fit. But I wouldn’t be surprised if Carrie will have bad hair days and clown make-up from now on considering that most gay people are the one’s responsible for making her look good.

For more Hollywood blunders and secrets, check out this site.

Yup, she’s done it again. Jessica “You Call This Fat?!” Simpson is once again the topic of conversation by everyone in the bloggerville for two things: One she lands on the cover of one of the most respected and renowned award-winning magazines on the planet - Vanity Fair, and two: she screams out the headline which I will use as her middle name from now on out of sheer hilarity. I can only imagine how someone of her z-list caliber end up on the cover of such an important magazine. Was Valerie Bertinelli unavailable? How about Suzanne Summers?

In the clearly digitally changed pictures on the cover and inside, she spews “wisdom” about accepting your body for what it is and not giving in to the media standards that plague everyone who shows just an ounce of extra flabbage. While I agree with that view to a certain extent, it pisses me off that she continues to call herself “normal size”. In the real world, yes. But in Hollywood, honey - she’s fat. Let’s just come right out an say it. Owning one’s size is a huge part of people’s perception of who one is. Celebs like Kirstie Alley, Delta Burke, even Scarlett Johansson have all owned their respective sizes and said they love how they look. So when someone as gigantic as Jessica says she’s not fat, how are people supposed to take that shit seriously? It just adds more fuel to the ridicule. You know what they say - denial is not just a river in Egypt.

To add insult to this crazy circumstance, the magazine where all this fuckery is loacated in is one of the most respected publications in the entire world. A magazine where the essays contained within have won Pulitzers and Nobel prizes. Where the featured photographers are world-renowned and sought-after. And where smart people go to satiate their need for insightful commentary from everything from film to politics. So why would these people resort to the sort of tabloid journalism I would come to expect from something life Us Weekly? That is the big mystery surrounding this crap. Some say Daddy Simpson paid a lot of money for this to happen. Others say VF needs a bit of young readers to improve their circulation. I say Jessica gave every member of the magazine staff blowjobs and had all of them stick things in her ass. That would be the only explanation why this happened. Whatever the reason, it’s here and we just have to deal with it. Because that’s Hollywood for you. Crazy in every way. Just like the celebs you’ll find here - crazy in every way.

She may be at the top of the world right now with her debut album The Fame selling like hotcakes all over the world, her first two singles off that album both went to number one, and she’s traveling the world performing to enthusiastic crowds all over, but American pop sensation Lady Gaga has her share of troubles too, you know. And believe it or not, it all is a direct result of her music. See, I knew it the first time I heard that crappy Just Dance: Lady Gaga’s music is nothing but trouble! No, but seriously, Lady Gaga has has some trouble lately, one stemming from her very colorful and risque, and another involved a fainting spell at a recent show.

First, she was in Russia recently when she was almost arrested because of what she was wearing. And before you go “Serves her right for wearing panties out in public!”, she wasn’t even dressed (or rather undressed) that way. She was reprimanded for wearing leather while visiting the St. Basil’s Cathedral in Moscow. Apparently it’s blasphemous to wear leather in that particular church? Whatever. There should be a big-ass sign on the entrance warning people to not wear leather inside that place to avoid trouble like this. That must have been embarrassing for Lady. But I guess she should have learned her lesson since this isn’t the first time the singer has had problems with the law regarding her clothing. In Chicago during a public outdoor shoot, a policeman took offense to her hot pants.

With regards to the fainting spell, well Lady Gaga in a recent concert in Georgia almost collapsed during her performance. According to The Star online,  “she has been working relentlessly since last summer. She has cris-crossed the globe on numerous occasions promoting her album… and the pressure has now started to get to her. “At a recent show in Atlanta she nearly collapsed on stage the day after a particularly wild night out. Her management have spotted the warning signs and do not want her going off the rails. “They’ve scrapped all her commitments in August to give her time to get her head straight.” So I guess that means Gaga is off the public radar by August. Can’t wait!

But seriously, with all the hard work she’s put into her (however crappy) music, she deserves all the success that can come her way. It’s not easy to do what she does, so kudos to her, panties and all. At least she’s actually doing something, unlike some of the celebs you’ll find here - doing mindless famewhoring and scandalous stuff just to stay in the headlines.

Say what you will about walking biohazard Paris Hilton, but the girl has a head for business. Not monkey business, or business of giving head. I’m talking real, money-making business. So much so that she’s getting an award for one of her many business ventures. And before you say “Vivid for her porn vid!”, no. This one is actually legit.

Before she found residence in skankville, everyone wanted a piece of Paris. So she obliged with a clothing line, a bestselling memoir, a reality TV show, and “acting” parts in some high-profile projects. But one thing that really stood the test of scandals and slip-ups and crazy famewhoring was her perfume line. Who would have thought that wanting people to smell like her would lead to such a lucrative venture. And now, the perfume organization The Fragrance Foundation, or Fifi as it’s more affectionately called, is awarding her Celebrity of the Year for her contribution to the perfume industry. She beat out J.Lo, Britney, Posh, and other female celebrities who have released their own signature celeb scents.

What a great way to lift Paris’ spirits up after all the flack she’s been getting. Truth be told, she may be an idiot, but she really doesn’t know any better. She equates fame with being alive and, well, significant. And for someone who had pretty much everything she ever wanted her entire life, fame is the one thing money can’t buy. If anything, infamy is the only thing money can buy, and she’s got that in spades. So congratulations our favorite fame whore. You beat out all those other people who would never invite you to their high-class parties (well, except maybe Britney since they’re sort of on similar fields) and would throw you out of their club or resto the moment they find out you’re there. When you get your trophy or plaque of recognition, you can slap them all in the face with it screaming “Suck it!!” and walk away laughing. Just, don’t shove it in your pussy, please? Because you’ll be right back to zero.

But if it’s celebrities sticking things in their pussy is what you’re after, as well as some other hot and private star moments, check out this place and get your fill of the latest and best Hollywood scandals.

Turning her rail-thin back on carpet-munching forever (it seems), Lindsay Lohan spent a wild and crazy night with a bunch of dudes proving once and again that you can’t put a horny slut down. Yup, she was seen partying hard with a bunch of dudes and is now jumping from man to man hoping to score that one who would not only make her get her shit together, but give her the much-needed protein shake that she’s been missing all this time dating Samantha Ronson. Maybe now that she’s got a regular supply of sperm, she’ll get back a few pounds and not make her look like a concentration camp survivor.

Yup, she was seen recently looking as thin as usual and it’s only getting worse. And by worse I mean her boobs are finally feeling the burn. Known for her massive jugs, Lindsay has built a career out of them. And with the rumors of anorexia swirling around her, her breasts seemed to be unaffected. But lately her boobies have flattened out like someone let the air out of them, sagging down to her bellybutton it seems. Which is bad news for LiLo and her supposed foray into live, on-stage stripping. Who would want to pay good money to got a fancy Las Vegas hotel and watch some crack-addicted starlet bare her flat titties on stage. No one, that’s who. So hopefully she gets those babies back on track before they hit her knees.

And so, what can we expect out of our dear Miss Lohan now that she’s back on the straight and narrow (but for her hopefully curved and thick)? Maybe we’ll see her a bit happier from now on, a bit more satisfied. After all, it takes you missing something to know that’s what you really want. So this time away from the peen would help her re-evaluate her career, life plan, and spirituality. See, all the men of the world are right - the penis is a wonderful thing. And now that Lindsay is back on it, the world will be a much better place because of it. As wonderful as the wild and crazy celebs that you’ll find right here.

Ever since bursting onto the scene in the highly family-friendly and Christian right-wing skewing TV show 7th Heaven as the straight-laced yet wicked-hot eldest Camden daughter, people have been waiting for Jessica Biel to show her tits. Okay, when I say people, I mean me. And a few more of you out there, I’m sure. And finally, after 10 years, 157 episodes, and 16 movies, Jessica finally goes topless in a movie. Playing a stripper too. Looks like sweet and innocent Mary Camden has finally broken free of her bible-thumping past and embracing the sleaze within.

The flick is called Powder Blue, and before you get the lube and tissues ready, despite this topless stripping scene, it’s not meant to turn you on. Yup, it’s one of those “I’m a stripper, oh don’t you feel sorry for me?” type of films that just suck away all the horniness out of a scene. It’s a very serious drama where Jess gets nude several times. Aside from this stripping scene, there are a couple of sex scenes where she bares her ass and more. Looks like horny guys will be lining up to see this movie. I for one would rather just wait for the DVD so I can isolate these nude scenes and watch them over and over again. I’ll have to mute the film as well, as I really don’t really care about the story of the film. I just wanna see Jessica’s tittays.

And she’s getting a lot of good acclaim because of it. Not just her acting, but for the strip scene itself. Several bloggers and news orgs has praised her “natural ability” when it comes to naked dancing. One even went as far as saying she can do it professionally at a real Vegas strip club. Of course she can! She is fucking hot, and even if she just sits on a stool in the middle of the stage, shaking her knockers every few seconds with zero choreography she’ll still be a hit. And not just because she’s Jessica Biel. Famous or not, I’d pay good money to see her strip.

So take a gander at these extra hot screencaps and do with them as you will. All I know is that naked Biel is all I need to get me through life. As well as these hot Hollywood celebs giving us an eyefull, whether deliberate or not.

A while back, Jennifer Love Hewitt was photographed in a bikini at the beach looking something like the tide washed in after a tsunami and the whole world gawked and pointed and laughed at those pictures causing everyone to collectively say “What the fuck happened to her?!” I said the exact same thing when I saw her gelatinous cellulite, flabby arms, and pot belly. How could one of the hottest teen stars that became the object of every man’s fantasy because of her tight little body and perfect pert boobs allow to let herself go like that? Well, that was then, and these Maxim pics are now.

It only took her about over a year, but she made good on her promise of shedding 18 pounds and trying to get back to her old hot self. And that she did. And to celebrate-slash-presswhore her achievement, she’s plastered all over the pages of the May issue of Maxim gracing the cover and showing a lot of skin. Well, maybe not a lot but enough to let you see the difference.

Now, I know what you’re wondering - good dieting or good photoshopping? While the only way we can know for sure of the latter is if the unretouched photos get leaked online, but to be honest from that I can see, it looks legit. Several candid pics of her out and about have shown a decrease in her ass and thigh size, and her boobies look better than ever. I suppose getting it on with fellow Ghost Whisperer star Jamie Kennedy agrees with her since she looks awesome now. This is the Jennifer that I know. From Party of Five to those I Know What You Did Last Summer movies, she’s shows a rockin’ body and awesome boobies. She may have looked like a lumpy heffer in the past, but I think she’s gotten back at being the object of jack-offs by horny men everywhere. See more of hot Jennifer and other sexy celebs right here.

Kelly Brook is arguably one of the most fuckable women around. She’s got that womanly figure that looks good in and out of clothes. She looks awesome in a bikini. And she’s got a sweet yet slightly naughty face perfect for looking up at you while she gives you a blowjob. She’s been a staple of the British tabloids for quite some time and despite the fact that those papers do their best to find something cheap and trashy to write about her, they never seem to succeed since she carries herself in a classy manner. In a bikini frolicking on the beach, or attending a red carpet event dressed to the nines, or even in sweats in candid workout pics, you look at her and never think for one second this girl is cheap. Then… I saw these pics.

Taken in 2000 for the London premiere of the Guy Ritchie film Snatch, Kelly dressed like a two-dollar prostitute who got a gift certificate for a Bob Mackie gown and chose the skankiest outfit usually worn only during the ice skating event at the winter Olympics. Why on earth would she wear an outfit like this? Sure she’s got an awesome form and likes to show it off, but why would anyone in their right mind wear something like this deliberately. I almost feel like Kelly lost a bet or something and had to wear this fugly creation.

Granted this was 9 years ago, and her reputation of being a classy fashionista perhaps was years away. Maybe she took one look at these shots when they first came out and said “Oh my God, I look fucking ridiculous!!” and hence, the fashionista was born out of embarassment. So I guess it was a good thing that she wore this outfit and realized how bad she looked. See, everything happens for a reason - even really bad fashion choices. Hollywood is rife with those, and you can see them all here, along with celebrities caught in embarassing situations that almost never requires clothing.

On the heels of the LiLo-SamRo break-up that’s buzzing up the blogsphere these days, Jessica Simpson has inadvertently gotten in on the action. Yes, she got dumped. No, not by Tony Romo (although I’m certain a few football fans are praying for that to happen) but by her record label. Due to unsuccessful sales and poor concert attendance (and the fact that she looks like a Goodyear blimp now), Columbia Nashville and Sony Music Nashville has dropped her from the label, most probably ending Jessica’s music career forever.

It’s such a shame considering Jessica’s entire musical career was with Sony Music. Her debut CD Sweet Kisses (which spawned the hit I Wanna Love You Forever) sold a lot of copies and pretty much made a lot of money for the label. But I guess that was like 4 or 5 albums ago. And Jessica’s decision to go from Pop to Country without a smidgen of authenticity didn’t really work out for either party. Dating a Texas team football player doesn’t really give you country music cred, Jess.

So now, with her weight still an issue, her relationship rumored to be on the rocks, and her film career in absentia - Jess looks to be heading for Britney-level crazy anytime soon. But not if Lindsay Lohan gets there first. I don’t really know how this whole thing will pan out for Jessica, but I’d advise her to get her butt moving, get in the best shape on her life, and go naked in Playboy. I promise you it’ll be a real career recharger. Tiffany and Debbie Gibson did it, and look where they are now! Oh, wait…

Take this chance to get hot again, Jess. Just like you were in the pics and videos I found here, a place where Hollywood stars do not want you to go.

Hollywood’s “It” lesbian couple (as in “it” is drunk again, “it” is having a fight…) have taken a break from carpet-munching for a while to sort things out and re-evaluate their relationship. That would be Lindsay Lohan’s code for “I miss dick!”. After Lindsay was supposedly locked out of her and Sam’s house and a following screaming match that prompted the cops to arrive, speculation was that was pretty much the last straw. Everyone was waiting for the inevitable press-release that the relationship is no longer. The couple tried denying it at first, but eventually everyone’s suspicions were founded.

This was a long-time coming for the couple. When the news broke that LiLo was dating a woman, everyone accused her of being a fad-follower (apparently eating pussy is the in thing these days) and pretty much gave the two a very short shelf life. Pretty soon, the proverbial shit hit the fan and the press was inundated with reports of verbal spats, high drama, arguments, public displays of animosity - the everyone just lapped it up. People couldn’t get enough of their dysfunctional relationship, and yet somehow the two stayed together. What changed?

Well, for one thing LiLo has no money. She’s basically mooching off Sam since Sam actually works. Lindsay on the other hand hasn’t had a decent job in years. Second, try having a lesbian relationship where one of you is not a real lesbian under the intense pressure of paparazzi and the scathing, ready-to-ridicule world of bloggers and see if your relationship survives. All these elements including Lindsay’s already fucked-up personality really does equal pain and heartbreak. I’m not surprised that things turned out this way.

So, after all is said and done, Lindsay Lohan still has to face her life alone. She should just take everyone’s advice and just do porn. She’s got friends in the porn business, and I’m sure they’ve made numerous offers. She really can’t afford to be picky since she can’t act, can’t sing, lost whatever vestiges of normalcy in her, and has practically been naked in public. With her numerous pussy upskirts and nipple slips, she’s practically done porn. So until that day she says yes to getting fucked on camera, check this place out and see Lindsay Lohan in action.

When you go out for a night on the town, one usually dresses to the nines. But when you’re fame-hungry, talentless, and skanky Tila Tequila, that means the exact opposite. You dress down. Really down. To your underwear.

Yes, you heard me right. The plastic boobed one (or rather, two since there are two of them) thought to herself “Hey, it’s been a while since those bored bloggers with nothing better to do than to follow the exploits of famous people like me has written anything about me in their blogs. I know! I’ll step out tonight, wearing a sexy black blazer, and then as the paparazzi descends — surprise! I’m not wearing a dress! It’s perfect!! They’re gonna have a field day tearing me apart for this publicity stunt!”

And sad to say, she’s right.

What can I do but react? Granted she’s hot. However fake those tits are, they’re still attached to an awesome hard body. Plus she’s so tiny you could spin her around while she’s on top of you. Then there’s also the whole lesbian thing which just fucking gets me hard. How can you not react to someone like her, no matter how blatantly obvious her attention-whoring is.

So for now, I won’t say anything else that hasn’t already been said about these pics. I’m sure you’ve heard a million little quips about her, so I won’t even bother making one here. I’ll just take these pics and file them with the hundred others of Tila that just add to her being one of the most embarassing yet totally fuckable celebs this side of the Z-list. You can see those pics, along with a bunch of others, over here.

As the world of information changes every second, new technology is introduced to keep us better connected with the goings-on of the world. Up to the second news reports, real-time event details, even instant messaging of world oil prices. But trust stars to abuse technology just because they’re famous. Such a thing happened to Courtney Love who is being sued over defaming someone over Twitter.

According to a Reuters report “…clothes designer Dawn Simorangkir, also known as Boudoir Queen, filed suit against Love for defamation, invasion of privacy and infliction of emotional distress for ‘an extensive rant’ on Twitter about how she was billed for custom clothing. ‘Whether caused by a drug induced psychosis, a warped understanding of reality, or the belief that her money and fame allow her to disregard the law, Love has embarked (o)n what is nothing short of an obsessive and delusional crusade to terrorize and destroy Simorangkir, Simorangkir’s reputation and her livelihood,’ says the complaint”.

Trust Courtney Love who has long been hailed as Hollywood’s craziest bitch to use a seemingly harmless application and turn it into a weapon of insanity. With a mere 140 characters per Twitter entry, she found creative ways of ridiculing the designer by posting messages that read “oi vey don’t fuck with my wardrobe or you will end up in a circle of corched eaeth hunted til your dead.” Trust me, that sounds much more coherent in Courtney’s head. If only we could all live in it. Then again, maybe not.

The case is still in court and no proceedings have been scheduled, but Courtney’s pretty much being icognito in the meantime. A far cry from her wild and crazy antics that made headlines since her fall from super-hot actress/model/rock chick to, well… whatever she is now. Check out a lot of those crazy Courtney moments here and get an eyeful of insanity.

Britney Spears wants to get back with her paparazzi ex Adnan Ghalib even though there’s a court-appointed restraining order for him to stay away from her. According to the UK newspaper The Sun:

“LONELY BRITNEY SPEARS is still sending desperate messages to British snapper ADNAN GHALIB - despite an order for him to stay away from her. The singer has sent a barrage of text messages to Adnan begging him to help her get out of living under the control of her father. But Ghalib, 36, is unable to reply because he has been ordered by a judge not to communicate with Britney for three years. A source said: “She keeps sneaking messages to Adnan begging him to help her win back her freedom. “She says she is lonely and misses being able to date the men she chooses. She feels trapped. She has been begging him to meet her and help her come up with a plan to get out of her dad’s conservatorship. Some messages have got back to her via her hairdressers and style team - but Adnan cannot contact her otherwise he will face jail.”

Looks like Britney’s doing one of two things - A: She’s being a stupid bitch, going after a man who almost single-handedly ruined her life and basically saw her as a cash cow. Or B: She’s being a world-class tease, baiting him with something he can never have without facing possible jail time. I’m leaning more toward the latter. Britney’s gotten wiser with her career since her very successful comeback. So Britney blue-balling Adnan seems like something right up her alley.

So I do hope that this teasing doesn’t get consummated or I’ll be very disappointed in my girl Brit-Brit. Let’s hope this doesn’t make her spiral back into crazy - you know, the stuff you’ll find here - because she looks like she’s on the right track in getting her life together. Let’s hope.

She’s been catapulted to superstardom thanks to the insane success of the film adaptation on those teen-friendly Twilight books, but Kristen Stewart is pretty much over the whole wild insanity surrounding the first film and it’s subsequent sequels that they’re filming right now. Girl can’t get a moment’s peace while shooting because of the constant paparazzi, insane fangirls, and stressful shooting schedule. She plays the lead chick so she’s in practically every scene. Which leads me to this question: How will she have time to do anything else?

One of her projects that I am seriously excited about is a flick called Runaways, a fictionalized tale of Joan Jett and her band where Kirsten will play Joan, but as a man. I know. I’m as confused as you are. All I am clear on is that there will be some steamy girl-on-girl action when she and co-star Nikki Reed meet in prison and pretty much get down and dirty with lezzie prison love. Damn, that Nikki is one lucky bitch. She got to suck face with Evan Rachel Wood in Thirteen, now she’s doing the on-screen nasty with Kirsten. Some chicks just get all the good breaks.

No word yet on exactly how Kirsten will film Runaways since she’s pretty much booked until February or March next year because she’s filming two Twilight sequels, New Moon and Eclipse, back to back. In the middle of promoting New Moon (out this November) she won’t only be filming Eclipse, she’ll also be learning guitar and taking voice lessons since it’s gonna be a requirement for Runaways. I don’t know how she’s gonna pull it off, but I must say it’ll be interesting to see if she can.

While waiting for those flicks, you can catch Kristen in Adventureland, a new screwball comedy from the makers of Superbad, opening this Friday. I wonder how much filth will be in this one. I’m all for filth, as long as it does one of two things - make me laugh, or make me horny. In Kristen’s case, I vote for the latter. Good thing this site gives me a lot of inspiration for the latter indeed. So check it out and see what you can find.

It’s been a while since Shauna Sand appeared on the pages of Playboy. So in case you’ve forgotten what her breasties look like (after all, those pages of your copy might be stuck together forever), Shauna decided to have a little fun under the sun with her tits out for all to see. She gamely shoves them in the face of an unknown male companion (her latest victim, I presume) even going as far as lying on top of him and attempting to cut off his respiratory system. Or at least that’s what the pictures looked to me.

True to her famewhore form, Shauna had no qualms about displaying her massive boobage even when she spotted the stalkerazzi snapping away from some ways off. I find it hard to believe that this was a secluded place where photographers sneaked around to follow her. In this day and age of Twitter, I’m certain Shauna tipped off the paps about her location. Although, the idea of someone as old as Shauna knowing how to Twitter just tickles my funny bone.

When all is said and done, everyone gets what they want. Shauna got the publicity she so desperately needs to stay relevant in the celebusphere. Bloggers (like me) have something new to bitch about and tear apart. The paparazzi got to make some money by selling those photos. Heck, even that dude she’s with (I have this strange feeling she just grabbed him off the beach and started making out with him) got to know what plastic boobs felt like. Although, this being LA, he must’ve felt a few of them by now. So, high-fives for everyone! Once again, the famewhoring capabilities of Shauna Sand entraps us all. When her giant boobies beckon, we are nothing under their power. See more of that famewhore power with these celebs who, whether deliberate or not, we can’t help but follow every move. Check them out.

Lady Gaga, the crazy singer with even more wacky outfits could land in jail because of them. No, she’s not being taken in by the Fashion Police (although, a lot of fashion insiders would say she deserves a life sentence for her theatrical pieces) for crimes against style. I’m talking about the actual police who seem to have a problem with her somewhat-undressed figure making the rounds with the common folk.

As you may have noticed, Lady Gaga doesn’t like wearing pants. She constantly walks around in swimsuit or bikini-type bottoms as part of her dance diva act. That’s absolutely fine for music videos, live performances, and TV appearances. But walking around in public with your puss for all to see, well, the LA Police force has a slight problem with that. They say she’s violating like a hundred different public decency laws, and not to mention corrupting the minds of young people by basically advertising a sexual nature when she’s out in public. They’re afraid, I’m assuming, that she will spark a trend of panty-wearing teenagers going to the mall and populating the streets.

While I find that a tad panicky, I can see their point. Fashion has gotten to be less is more. Skirts are getting shorter. Shorts are getting tinier. Shirts are getting sheerer. And while I do enjoy a hot babe walking around in as little as possible, I don’t want to see 12 to 13-year-olds strutting around like hookers. I’m not that perverted!

But I do see Lady Gaga’s side. She’s a performer, an “artist” as she called herself in defense of her wacky outfits. She can’t compromise her look as it’s part of her musical persona. When she’s in public, she’s basically promoting herself and her records. When she’s not working, I’m sure she looks just like everyone else. You’ve probably crossed paths already and not known it for all you can tell.

She’s taking the warning seriously, but she won’t compromise her artistic integrity just to appease “conservative individuals”. Let’s see just how far she can take her risque looks before the popo would have enough and throw her ass in jail. And when that happens, I’m fairly certain she’ll make something fabulous out of an orange jumpsuit.

See more celeb bad behavior and police run-ins right here.

Before she became the “second coming of the American model“, Marisa Miller was doing nudie shoots. Okay, maybe just this one, but still, it’s pretty shocking to see. I know it’s a desire of every hot-blooded male (including this one) to see hot supermodels bare their tits or ass or pussy, but I just never imagined that Marisa would ever do something like this. Well, I’m still glad she did.

Don’t get me wrong, I jack-off to Marisa every chance I get. She’s got one of the most awesome naturally big pair of tits I’ve ever seen on a fashion model. It’s odd that she got to be as big as she did with that humongous rack. Still, because of them she got booked as a Victoria’s Secret angel, something every working model aspires to achieve since only a select few are chosen. And considering the company they’ll keep, she has to be extra special. And certainly, Marisa fits that category.

I dunno how these pics will affect her standing with her endorsement deals with VS as well as a Guitar Hero commercial she’ll be appearing in. Sure, a lot of models have done nude fashion shoots, but those are with established photographers and high fashion magazines. These shots aren’t exactly French Vogue level, if you know what I mean. So it’s unclear what’ll happen when those companies get wind of these pics.

But I’m not worried for her. If they drop her like a hot potato there are a million other things she could do. Film, TV, music videos. And of course, porn. Imagine, a porno with one of the hottest chicks on the runway today. That would be perfection. Heaven. Fucking hot!

But in the meantime, we have these pics to ogle at. So ogle away, and if you wanna see more models, celebs, and stars doing not-so-star quality things, drop by this site and enjoy.

It’s gotta be tough to be known as just someone’s sister. Forever living under someone’s shadow. Constantly waiting for your time to shine. Such a fate has befallen many a celebrity siblings. So is it no surprise that Kourtney Kardashian likes to hit the sauce way too much. Wouldn’t you do the same if your sister was gigantic-assed slutbag classless Kim Kardashian. I’d be needing a new liver by now.

Kourtney was photographed leaving My House club wobbling and slurring and looking pretty much hammered like there was no tomorrow. She needed to be escorted by an unnamed female companion because it looked like she was gonna fall over at any second. (On a side note, it looks like the female companion is trying to cop a feel of Kourtney’s boob)

Now, while I can only speculate what exactly Kourtney got drunk over, but I have a few ideas. Yes, she just split with her douchebag cheating boyfriend Scott Disick a short while ago and maybe she’s still hurting over that. She should still be, since she mentioned in recent interviews that she’ll stave off dating for a while. That asshole must’ve hurt her bad. Why would anyone wanna cheat on Kourtney? She’s so smokin’ hot! This Scott is a real asshole nobody moocher mediawhore who was just clearly using Kourtney for her celebrity.

Speaking of celebrity, it brings me to my next speculation: Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Yes, the new season has just started and, although it hurts me to say this, maybe it’s all just a publicity stunt. She’s probably not even drunk. Hey, it’s possible. Coupled with Kourtney’s appearance in Maxim this month, it’s perfect publicity. Although, if you ask me, stagerring out of a bar drunk is not the way to grab headlines. You gotta go big, scandalous. Like the things you’ll find here - celebrities caught in moments they do not wanna be seen in. Check it out.

Playboy playmate, Girl Next Door, now, fiancee. Kendra Wilkinson is on her way off the market. Yes boys, it’s pushing through. If a 2-and-a-half carat diamond engagement ring has anything to say about it, that is. The blinding ring given to her by fiancee, Philadelphia Eagles wide-receiver Hank Baskett caught her by surprise and basically sealed the deal. I dunno any woman who would say no to a big-ass diamond ring.

So, like I said, wedding’s pushing through. Although no wedding plans have been announced (venue, caterer, wedding dress designer) if the ring is any indication the ceremony will be grand. Those overpaid football players sure know how to woo a woman. One bit of rumor that has yet to be confirmed is if Kendra and Hank will tie the knot at the Playboy Mansion, as what Kendra originally wanted. Although I think it’s a shitty idea - getting married in the home of the over-80 ex-boyfriend you dumped for a younger man - Hugh Hefner seems to be okay with it. I’m sure with the 19-year-old twin girlfriends he has now, he’s long forgotten what it’s like to fuck Kendra.

The two other Girls Next Door have agreed to be her bridesmaids, so expect a lot of boobage and tight-fitting bridesmaid dresses come the big day. Although, nobody seems to know when the big day is. Let’s hope it’ll be enough time for Holly Madison to find a new date since she and magician Criss Angel’s relationship made a disappearing act. I’m sure with those big boobs will be a big help in snagging her a new boytoy. It’s expected that Bridget Marquardt will bring her nobody boyfriend who’s name I can’t really remember right now (told you he was a nobody).

I’m still crossing my fingers that this wedding won’t push through. Or maybe they’ll fight, and Kendra will find me in a bar and out of anger lets me fuck her silly. It’s a dream of mine. And the stuff I find here is enough for me to supply that dream with a lot of images.

She pretends to be Chinese while goofing off with a bunch of friends, the photos are leaked, and a shit-storm of controversy falls upon her. And Miley Cyrus’s response? “Stop treating me like a celebrity! I’m just a person!” Okay, I’m paraphrasing that, but basically that was the gist of her MySpace blog entry defending herself from all the nasty comments netted by the pic.

Now, she’s facing another sort of controversy where she again does her best to try and defend her actions. She’s gotten flack when recent photos of her jogging with panty model boyfriend Justin Gaston. The two were sweaty, he was shirtless, and she showing her glistening 16-year-old cleavage in a bikini top under a low-cut t-shirt. Bloggers and perverts from across the blogsphere pounced on the pics and lambasted Miley for not being a good example to teens and tweens and whatever other ‘eens she’s whoring herself out to.

Defending herself, she goes on Ryan Seacrest’s (yes, the same guy who tried to high-five a blind guy on American Idol) radio show, and spoke like the spoiled, irresponsible teen she is. She’s frustrated that people are making a big deal about the things she does — yadda yadda yadda and concludes with “I don’t get the big whoop, but whatever.”

Seeing her side, yes I do agree that it’s unfair to judge each and every thing she does. I mean, come on - have you seen how 16-year-old girls dress these days. It’s like they’re auditioning for Flavor of Love. Miley’s outfit is tame by comparison. Having said that, most 16-year-olds aren’t making millions of dollars to be a poster child for good-girl behavior. Most 16-year-olds don’t have legions of impressionable fans who will probably do exactly what she does. I mean, I’m surprised there hasn’t been an epidemic of 16-year-old girls having 21-year-old boyfriends across America.

So in conclusion, Miley, be responsible enough to act like the little Disney princess execs want you to be. It’ll only be less than two years ’til you turn 18. Then you’ll be free to slut it up as much as you want. Not that you haven’t already started. Drop by here to see what I’m talking about.

If you ever thought in your deluded mind that you had a chance getting in between the legs of supermodel and Victoria’s Secret favorite Gisele Bundchen, then I’m sorry to say that as of this week, she is no longer looking - commitment or just plain mindless fucking. She has just recently gotten married to boyfriend of 2 years, football star Tom Brady. Hear that? That is the sound of horny men all over the world wailing…

According to Us Weekly,  the model and the football player got married Thursday night in a ceremony held in Santa Monica, California and was “very small and intimate” - with most guests being mainly immediate family, including Tom’s young son with ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan, John Edward Thomas Moynahan. Giselle wore a dress designed by Dolce & Gabbana. I would’ve preferred her to be completely naked, but I’m saving that for our wedding.

Tom Brady is one lucky mother fucker. Being married to the hottest woman on the planet today. Getting to fuck her anytime he wants. Getting her to do some pretty nasty things together. My mind is racing with a million possibilities!

I guess from now on, since Gisele is now a “decent woman”, I’ll just have to jack off to her sexy pictorials, re-watch fashion shows where she walks down the runway in next to nothing, and head on over here to see all the dirty stuff that Gisele has done over the years, stuff I’m pretty sure Tom wouldn’t want people to see. But who cares. You get to fuck her dude!

We’re so used to seeing Sandra Bullock as the girl-next-door type. A bit frumpy, approachable, tomboyish. That’s I suppose part of the whole appeal — turning your best friend into your personal whore sorta thing. She’s always had a wholesome quality about her, even in pictorials. So imagine my surprise when I came across these shots from one she did a while back. I’m not exactly sure how prevalent these pics are, but considering that they were probably taken before the internet was the norm, I’m presenting them to you guys who wanna see a bit more of Sandra.

And you do get to see quite a lot. The knit dress doesn’t hide much, especially since she’s not wearing anything underneath. No bra. No panties. I don’t even think she has pasties. Her nice pert titties seem to defy gravity as they’re firmly held in place without the use of an accoutrement. And while they did seem to erase some nipple, you can still see the outline of her areola in a few shots. Too bad there’s no full frontal where we get to see her glorious poon (or lack thereof, in case she waxed for this) or maybe a behind shot to see her, well, behind. Her ass has always been a staple of my fantasies.

My guess is this was taken around the time she was making Speed and Demolition Man. She was just a mere starlet, doing her best to make her mark in Hollywood. Her TV career had officially ended after her sitcom, an adaptation of Working Girl flopped. She jumped from film to film but failed to have a breakthrough. This was maybe that time these photos were taken. Why else would she say yes to doing something so revealing? For the attention of course! But what’s odd is that these pics seem to only have come out now, about 15 years after the fact. Guess they were bound to come out some time.

And these are not the only sexy pictures of Sandra Bullock. Check out this site and have a look around. See what else you can find on Miss Congeniality herself, as well as some other hot celebs.

Beyonce narrowly avoided a wardrobe catastrophe while out on the town, and the entire male population is sadder for it. Her ever-elusive nips could’ve been front and center when an almost nipple slip happened due to a very, very low cut frock. But not to worry, we’ve still got a few decent shots of the corner of her areola making it’s way out of the dress, but I’m afraid that’ll have to do for now.

See, for as far as I can remember, I’ve always been amazed with Beyonce’s nipples. Since her Destiny’s Child days they’ve always seemed to be forever shrouded in mystery. Then, when the MTV for Crazy In Love came out, where Beyonce gyrated and rolled around the floor in tight shorts and a plain tank top (no bra) I was pretty sure I would see at least some pretty decent pokies. But alas, no luck. There must be some pretty heavy-duty pasties she uses to cover them nips up, because I ain’t ever seen ‘em. I even went as far as thinking maybe she had them surgically removed forever to not have to bother with them ever again.

But clearly she’s got ‘em. And just like her sis Solange who experienced pretty much the same thing a few days ago, Beyonce’s nipples have now come to light. This definitely goes into my treasure trove of incriminating pics of my favorite stars, just like the ones you’ll find over here - the biggest stars and the hottest chicks and all the things you’re not supposed to see. So, check it out!

She’s always been somewhat plump, but lately Kelly Clarkson looks as big as a house. You’d think after getting a recent number 1 song and officially removing herself from possible has-been status she’d do her best to get camera-ready. But it looks like Kelly’s not gonna lift a finger, except maybe to scoop the next spoonful of food into her mouth.

She’s admitted on her blog that the picture on her single cover has been photoshopped to high heaven, making her barely unrecognizable. Of course she would be lying if she would claim that this would be the initial time her album cover has been digitally altered. Her My December album cover looks stretched to make her appear longer. And Breakaway clearly showed a lack of pores, so that’s been photoshopped as well.

What’s odd about this whole scenario is that Kelly Clarkson has been asked to speak at a Dove Soap seminar on accepting who you are. While I applaud Kelly’s insistence on not shedding a single pound for the sake of her career (however disgusting she may look), it seems a bit hypocritical to spout self-accepting dogma when clearly one works in an industry where image is everything.

So maybe Kelly is pleased with who she is, but I’ll come out and say it: I’m not! Who in their right mind would be happy with themselves being broadcast into millions of homes looking like this? There’s gotta be a few things Kelly can do to get a bit more sexiness. Pilates? Yoga? Wii Sport? Anything! Ya gotta really slim down, Kelly, and do that FHM or Maxim shoot were all dying to see you do. ‘Cause at the rate you’re going, the only magazine you’ll be posing for is Beef Magazine (yes, there is such a magazine!)

Find out more Hollywood scandals and gossip over here!

Sports Illustrated cover model Bar Refaeli sure does get around! Since the release of the issue she’s been pretty much making appearances everywhere — talk shows, store openings, photo ops, the works! It makes me believe that the era of the supermodel is making a comeback.

Bar has been spotted on The Late Show with David Letterman, where she was practically eaten alive by Dave. With two bypass surgeries behind him, you’d think he would take it easy with the hot guests. But I would risk a heart attack too to be able to sit that close to such a fuck-worthy babe!

She also made an appearance at The Today Show, where Matt Lauer drooled all over her, while Meredith Vieira had to keep her claws at bay since any woman over 40 in the presence of perfection would be a tad bitchy. But Bar was all smiles and polite and just fucking happy to be there. What a lady! I am so jealous that Leonardo DiCaprio gets to fuck her whenever he wants.

But not to worry. We’ve got the closest thing to making love to Bar. Check out this site and find the hottest and most scandalous pics and vids from Bar and a bunch of other cock-hardening models and celebs.

She first got noticed as the young Angelina Jolie in the TV movie Gia, but Mila Kunis has grown into her own woman. Yes, she’s still being compared (looks-wise) to the Oscar winner, but clearly Mila has something that Angie no longer has: youth. That’s probably why she’s starring in the types of movies that would have been offered to Ms. Jolie say, 10 years ago.

She was positively kick-ass in Max Payne, a terrible movie only made bearable by her steamy presence. And she also managed to outshine erstwhile sex symbol Kristen Bell when she starred opposite her in Forgetting Sarah Marshall. There’s just something about those full lips, sexy eyes, and tight little body that just screams SEX in whatever she does. Even when she’s playing it for laughs on her now defunct sitcom That ’70s Show, she still manages to turn any full-blooded male into a major horn dog. And as you can see in these sexy pics, she’s got the goods to do just that.

She’ll next be seen in The Huges Brothers’ upcoming film The Book Of Eli, which is described as a post-apocalyptic western that promises to be massive. She’ll be joined by Oscar winner Denzel Washington and acclaimed actor Gary Oldman, plus a host of other noteworthy stars. I for one cannot wait to see if those trademark nudie shots the Huges Brothers are so fond of (check out From Hell if you don’t believe me) will be performed by our little sex kitten. For sure if she does, it’ll add major heat to an already buzz-filled movie.

But if you don’t wanna wait that long to see our girl naked, head on over to this site and check out all the hot nude photos of Mila, as well as some other steamy celebs.

Kristen Bell is one Hollywood chick who’s got a lot of street cred with the comic book set, and now she’s just cemented her place in masturbatory fantasies in basements all across the land.  Yes, check out Kristen Bell all dressed up as Princess Leia — and not the Princess Leia with two cinnamon buns slapped on the side of her head, but the Princess Leia in a slave girl costume that Star Wars fanatics spank their Ewok to while making Jabba The Hutt voices in their beds at night.  Not a pretty sight, I know, but Kristen all dressed down like that in full cosplay mode for her promotion of the long-awaited “Fanboys” film ought to be an image powerful enough to get the other one out of your head.  Even normal meat hounds who don’t call their wangs ‘lightsabers’ are sure to pop a chubby for this image of our fave “Heroes” cutie (because she’s got bigger tits than Hayden Panettiere) having some fun.

Then there’s this other photograph of hers that might or might not be a turn on, depending if you’re into fuzzy sex and bestiality or not.  But hey, lonely single guys in their thirties are supposed to be an open-minded lot aren’t they?  They masturbate over sexy cyborgs, so the sight of Kristen Bell making out with a wookie shouldn’t even faze them.  Chewbacca’s a famous celebrity too, anyway, so this is just a case of two hot n’ horny stars hooking up and maybe having a baby or five, and adopting an orphan from some Third World country, just like the Jolie-Pitts.  Yeah, maybe Kristen and Angelina Jolie’s kids can have playdates together at Yoda's house or someplace, but on second thought that ought to be my child Kristen’s going to have so I’m afraid I’m going to have to call the Imperial pound on Chewbacca.

But enough about my plans, for now let’s just enjoy this geek-friendly cutie as she electrifies us again with that lithe, sexy body of hers, and that great smile.  If you want to see her with nothing else on but that smile, then get off this site for now and check her out here!