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Reports confirm that 90210 star Annalynne McCord recently ditched boyfriend Twilight vampire Kellan Lutz. Honestly, who cares, right? I don’t know Kellan. And… let’s admit that Annalynne’s not that hot, despite all her efforts to show skin by repeatedly wearing a bikini over and over again. But seems her ploy doesn’t seem to work because I still can’t find any one good angle of her face and body.

However, Annalynne’s acting career may be of an upward slope. She recently won as TV Female Breakout star for her role as Naomi in the remake of Beverly Hills 90210. Well, that’s what they say. Those who are lucky in love aren’t lucky in their careers, and vice versa. And it’s just true for Annalynne.

By the way, I have no qualms seeing her all the time in her bikinis. Because I think she looks better with them on than without. Kidding. I meant she looks better in a bikini than with normal clothes or when fully clothed. So there you go, if you want to see more of her bikini pics, go here.

Are the ratings for the 90210 sequel that bad?  Is AnnaLynne McCord so desperate for it to stay on the air that she has to stoop as low as this?  Just check out the two images posted here for comparison, and try not to recoil at the sight of that Heidi Montag PR stunt from a few months back.  Now why would a steaming hot hottie like AnnaLynne McCord try and cop something from a freakish, surgically-enhanced paparazzi-slut like Heidi Montag?  I mean, AnnaLynne’s got some talent at least, so she shouldn’t have to stoop so low as to try something from the Montag-Pratt bag of tricks.  That Satanic duo will do anything to give the paparazzi something to post on a slow news day, but Heidi Montag holding those melons in front of her rack was scraping the bottom of the barrel.  Even for them, whose barrel has no bottom that I know of yet.

And so now we have AnnaLynne McCord holding those cans in front of her juggs while at the supermarket like the other two were.  If you want to save your show that badly, all you have to do is give us another titty-popping moment, girl.  Even with juggs that can’t be as delicious as Heidi’s fake melons, you’ll have us eating out of the palm of your hand by showing those fresh, natural nips again.  But instead you’re flashing your “cans” in the supermart aisle like some reality show famewhore with nothing but gimmicks to sustain the public’s interest in her.  Okay, so maybe that’s no so far off from her situation on “90210“, but at least she doesn’t have a douchemaster like Spencer Pratt around to drag her down with his presence.  So chin-chin AnnaLynne, you’re a babe we’re still pulling for, as long as you don’t ever wind up with a grinning idiot like Pratt.  And show us your cans for real, like the kinky celebs on this site, while we’re still watching, why dontcha?