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One is a Grammy-winning superstar with no acting experience and a penchant for displaying her massive boobies on a regular basis, the other is a legendary musical artist and Oscar-winning actress who likes to, in the simplest terms, dress provocatively. And now, the two will be acting in a movie together. Not just any more. But a movie about stripping. Yup, pop singer Christina Aguilera is attached to play a naive country girl who wants to make it in the big city but ends up being a pole dancer in the upcoming Burlesque, and who gets to play the matron of the bar she works at? None other than legendary singer Cher who is still rumored to being considered for the part. I don’t know about you, but this is already shaping up to be the camp spectacular of the season.

Not since Dreamgirls has the gay community has been excited about a project. And not since Showgirls has there been a more trepidatiously awaited screen masterpiece as this one.It just has camp written all over it. There should be one of those disclaimers in front of every theater it will get shown in that advises the viewer to leave their brains at the door and throw all logic and taste out the window. Having said that, I’m sure people will come out in droves to see this exciting piece of cinema. After all, the director attached’s last film was the direct-to-DVD sequel Glass House:The Good Mother with z-list stars Angie Harmon and Jason London. He must seriously be creaming his pants at the chance of working with two pop divas. And if there’s gonna be any nudity - that’s always a plus.

Speaking of which, no word yet if either Xtina or Cher will drop trow for the film, but if a movie about stripping won’t have any nudity, well that’s like an episode of a Snoop Dog reality show where he doesn’t get high. It’s expected. So we should all be looking forward to Christina baring her big breastfeeding boobies and Cher flashing her antiquated bush. And just for the record, I am only looking forward to one of those possibilities. Can you guess which one? It’ll be awhile before this stinker hits theaters - IMDB has it listed for a 2011 release. So, it takes two years to film a movie about showing your tits? I can believe that though, since it takes a week to finish Cher’s make-up alone. Then there’s the body make-up in case she does get naked. It’ll be a whole month of spackling, shaving, bleaching, stapling, taping, tucking, and everything else to make her look cinema worthy. Here’s hoping that it’ll be worth the effort. But you don’t have to work that hard to see your favorite Hollywood celebs get down and dirty, just drop by here.

A while back, Jennifer Love Hewitt was photographed in a bikini at the beach looking something like the tide washed in after a tsunami and the whole world gawked and pointed and laughed at those pictures causing everyone to collectively say “What the fuck happened to her?!” I said the exact same thing when I saw her gelatinous cellulite, flabby arms, and pot belly. How could one of the hottest teen stars that became the object of every man’s fantasy because of her tight little body and perfect pert boobs allow to let herself go like that? Well, that was then, and these Maxim pics are now.

It only took her about over a year, but she made good on her promise of shedding 18 pounds and trying to get back to her old hot self. And that she did. And to celebrate-slash-presswhore her achievement, she’s plastered all over the pages of the May issue of Maxim gracing the cover and showing a lot of skin. Well, maybe not a lot but enough to let you see the difference.

Now, I know what you’re wondering - good dieting or good photoshopping? While the only way we can know for sure of the latter is if the unretouched photos get leaked online, but to be honest from that I can see, it looks legit. Several candid pics of her out and about have shown a decrease in her ass and thigh size, and her boobies look better than ever. I suppose getting it on with fellow Ghost Whisperer star Jamie Kennedy agrees with her since she looks awesome now. This is the Jennifer that I know. From Party of Five to those I Know What You Did Last Summer movies, she’s shows a rockin’ body and awesome boobies. She may have looked like a lumpy heffer in the past, but I think she’s gotten back at being the object of jack-offs by horny men everywhere. See more of hot Jennifer and other sexy celebs right here.

When you go out for a night on the town, one usually dresses to the nines. But when you’re fame-hungry, talentless, and skanky Tila Tequila, that means the exact opposite. You dress down. Really down. To your underwear.

Yes, you heard me right. The plastic boobed one (or rather, two since there are two of them) thought to herself “Hey, it’s been a while since those bored bloggers with nothing better to do than to follow the exploits of famous people like me has written anything about me in their blogs. I know! I’ll step out tonight, wearing a sexy black blazer, and then as the paparazzi descends — surprise! I’m not wearing a dress! It’s perfect!! They’re gonna have a field day tearing me apart for this publicity stunt!”

And sad to say, she’s right.

What can I do but react? Granted she’s hot. However fake those tits are, they’re still attached to an awesome hard body. Plus she’s so tiny you could spin her around while she’s on top of you. Then there’s also the whole lesbian thing which just fucking gets me hard. How can you not react to someone like her, no matter how blatantly obvious her attention-whoring is.

So for now, I won’t say anything else that hasn’t already been said about these pics. I’m sure you’ve heard a million little quips about her, so I won’t even bother making one here. I’ll just take these pics and file them with the hundred others of Tila that just add to her being one of the most embarassing yet totally fuckable celebs this side of the Z-list. You can see those pics, along with a bunch of others, over here.

It’s been a while since Shauna Sand appeared on the pages of Playboy. So in case you’ve forgotten what her breasties look like (after all, those pages of your copy might be stuck together forever), Shauna decided to have a little fun under the sun with her tits out for all to see. She gamely shoves them in the face of an unknown male companion (her latest victim, I presume) even going as far as lying on top of him and attempting to cut off his respiratory system. Or at least that’s what the pictures looked to me.

True to her famewhore form, Shauna had no qualms about displaying her massive boobage even when she spotted the stalkerazzi snapping away from some ways off. I find it hard to believe that this was a secluded place where photographers sneaked around to follow her. In this day and age of Twitter, I’m certain Shauna tipped off the paps about her location. Although, the idea of someone as old as Shauna knowing how to Twitter just tickles my funny bone.

When all is said and done, everyone gets what they want. Shauna got the publicity she so desperately needs to stay relevant in the celebusphere. Bloggers (like me) have something new to bitch about and tear apart. The paparazzi got to make some money by selling those photos. Heck, even that dude she’s with (I have this strange feeling she just grabbed him off the beach and started making out with him) got to know what plastic boobs felt like. Although, this being LA, he must’ve felt a few of them by now. So, high-fives for everyone! Once again, the famewhoring capabilities of Shauna Sand entraps us all. When her giant boobies beckon, we are nothing under their power. See more of that famewhore power with these celebs who, whether deliberate or not, we can’t help but follow every move. Check them out.

It’s the Yuletide season so we’re spreading the Holiday cheer the best way we know how — ignoring the A-List celebs all bundled up in layers of clothes as they snuggle next to the fireplaces in their mansions and vacation houses — so that we can bring you something better.  Now how can a British softcore  model be better than gossip on some really famous Hollywood chick?  Well, how about if they’re stacked, topless and posing in a Santa-themed costume?  Yeah, I knew I had you at stacked, and it’s not as if Danielle Lloyd is a total unknown, stripping for the cameras to make next month’s rent or something like that.  No, she’s an actual beauty title-holder, with Miss England 2004 under her belt, and the Miss Great Britain 2006 title too.  But this chesty cutie lost the latter title in Vanessa Williams-like circumstances, because of posing for Playboy’s December 2006 issue.  Oh, and for going out with one of the judges of the pageant before she joined, and not telling anyone about it.

She’s also a true-blue reality show celeb, being one of the infamous group that bullied Shelpa Shetty in the Celebrity Edition of Big Brother in 2007.  Bad press or not, that was still a whole lot of airtime for her, and it certainly hasn’t hurt the demand for her to be in the pages of lad mags like Maxim and FHM, where she’s always appeared in the past few years.  With juggs like those, it’s only natural that she’s on those lists, especially since she’s had some work done on ‘em to bring them from 32AA to a voluptuous 32DD.  Yeah, you know that’s what we like about these boobsy English bombshells.  If you like ‘em as much as we do, you can check out a lot of them by clicking on this link, and you know that they’ll be naked and naughty, because that’s just what these chicks do, isn’t it?  (Oh yeah: Note to Heidi Montag, this is how you display your melons for the boys, ok?)