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No, they didn’t break up with each other.  That would’ve been a sizzling hot lesbian fantasy that would completely push anything Lindsay Lohan does off the front page.  But it looks like it hasn’t been an enjoyable New Year for those two, separately.  For Katy Perry, it was her boytyoy Travis McCoy who broke up with her.  And then he posts a rap about it on his blog.  ‘Cause nothing says “I’m gangsta and I just kicked my ho out the door” more than a blog.  With some rap in it.  Oh well, it’s not like he’s done any drive-by shootings, he’s just from the band Gym Class Heroes.  Check out his amazing rhymes here (and by amazing I mean retarded):

My friends always tell me how I’m lucky to possess
The best looking girl in the whole U.S.
But every time you scream, you blow your finesse
Tryin’ to dis the Profess-
Or twenty-four hours of acting sore
Sometimes I wish you’d come down with lockjaw
So I don’t have to take in the breakin’
You treat me like a burnt piece of bacon
It seems like just two years
Back when we were bonded and not pierced
But now I keep itchin’ to jet
Sitting’ in the chair just to stare, set to sprint
Yo, sweetheart, you better take a hint
I say it now like I said it before
I’m lookin’ at the front door

Hmmm…  Maybe if you throw in some machine gun fire it would sound better in your head?  Oh well, I guess that’s why Katy Perry’s been showing off her juggs a lot lately.  And that bodes well for us, when it comes to the recent break up of Jennifer Love Hewitt and her former fiance Ross McCall.  If seeing Katy Perry’s voluptuous funbags on display in bikinis and skimpy outfits recently was hot, imagine how the world would be with Hewitt’s generous set of grapefruits being displayed.  Yes, the ice caps are going to have a hard time surviving this year with Jennifer Love Hewitt swinging around her voluptuous rack as she looks for a replacement for McCall.

To remind you of why Jennifer Love Hewitt’s chest being unfettered is a good thing, check out her naughty images and flicks here on this site!

It’s Lily Allen topless!  Scratching your head at this bit of nekkid news?  Then your taste in music must run counter to the music fans over in Britain, where Lily Allen is pretty big, both for her music and her musical collaborations and for her tabloid-friendly meltdowns, in public and on her webpage.  But hey, that’s how Lily Allen got famous in the first place — she started posting her music on her My Space page and soon she was getting thousands and thousands of hits and invites as the social networking enthusiasts on that site helped get her enough attention to receive some mainstream music company help in releasing and promoting her songs.  Her songs have been downloaded 19 million times from her page there.  No money from that kind of set-up though, right?  Well, she’s in the music biz now though, with a number one UK single, Brit Awards and MTV VMA nominations.  She also had a TV show, but what really makes her a celeb we like to follow is her Lindsay-like public displays of drunkeness, her rehab stints, and controversial statements against other stars like Amy Winehouse and Kylie Minogue.  We’ve also seen her titties before, in a topless scenario in Cannes.

So, interested in Lily Allen now?  You know you’re going to see much more of her [knockers|funbags|ta tas|boobs|bumpers|bosoms]] in the future, and you can check out what you’ve missed here on this site right now!

Okay, even I’ve got to admit that Kim Kardashian’s looking pretty sizzling in these shots from her upcoming 2009 calendar.  She’s wearing delicious lingerie and showing off her bosomy assets, which is confusing, because doesn’t she know she’s known for her ass?  Her cleavage is mouthwatering in these pictures, though, and you almost forget that the only reason you follow reports about Kim Kardashian is for views of her sweet cushion that’s meant for some hard n’ fast pushin’.  Those ripe mammaries though, are looking mighty fine, so there’s no need to complain about getting served some breast meat instead of huge chunks of booty blubber.

What’s really mystifying about some of these calendar photos is how some of them are close-ups of Kim Kardashian.  Now who wants to look at Kim Kardashian’s face without seeing any of her cleavage or her ripe rear end?  Duh, no one, of course!  If I wanted to look at some girl’s a face on my calendar, I’d pick someone like Miranda Kerr, although any calendar hiding her body, or any cutie’s bod for that matter, probably has a gay art director.  So, with this offering we’ve got a calendar that men would only want to look at around half of the year, congrats Kim!

If you’d rather see Kim Kardashian’s smokin' hot bod rather than her face, and in naughty amorous action too (you know what I mean *cough* amateur sex video *cough*), then just check out this site instead of that calendar this New Year!

If you’re a young and horny guy, then you’ve probably got a thing for the babes of “The Hills”.  This MTV reality show has been picked up for its fourth season, and the girls on the show are considered to be some of today’s hottest “It Girls“, especially out in LA, where the show is based.  That means that they get lots of free clothes from top designers in the area, to build up their brands through exposure on their show.  But while Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge have been receiving tons of that stuff, Heidi Montag is a potential endorser nobody wants to touch with a ten-foot pole!  As Fox News reported:

One of Los Angeles’ leading fashion reps (who is often responsible for dressing the likes of Miley Cyrus, Angelina Jolie, Fergie and Carmen Electra) told Pop Tarts that Heidi’s public persona is a little too cheap even for casual (but classy) brands.

“They don’t want their stuff on Heidi, even despite the fact that she is very media-friendly and is photographed a lot,” the rep said. “It’s just not the caliber of celebrity most clients go for.”

Ouch.  That’s got to hurt, and I hope it hurts like getting stabbed in the gut with a hot poker and left to die in the wilderness, especially for Spencer Pratt.  Boy, that superficial publicity hound must be seething that the pony he’s backing is being ignored by those that really matter!  It looks like all they’re good for are cheaply-staged publicity shots in supermarkets.  But then, that’s why they have no cred in the first place!  Click here to see the only thing that matters about Heidi Montag — her boobs!