Hollywood Scanner Blog

Katy Perry’s been in the scandal sheets recently because of her break up with boyfriend Travis McCoy of Gym Class Heroes, and  because of some scorching bikini pics.  But this nude selfpic is one even sexier and and more scandalous find, and it doesn’t seem to be one of those photoshop jobs that some sites put out.  Still, the proof of the pudding is in the eating, so why not just feast your eyes on this steamin' hot photograph of what looks like Katy Perry taking a nude self pic of herself in front of a bathroom mirror.  Now that’s something that looks like it belongs in an amateur teen porn site, but here it is for your lusty pleasure, because from what my eyes are telling me, and everyone else with a Hollywood blog out there — that’s Katy Perry doing something really, really naughty.  Of course it’s got to be from a few years ago, because she isn’t as slim as she is in her bikini pics, which should be just about right for that era, before all the constant touring and pressure to keep slim.  Maybe it was even taken right before her transition to mainstream pop, after she put her Christian gospel album out.  Now that would make this pic even hotter!  A Christian taking butt naked mirror pic of herself is definitely a dirty fantasy we can all get into.  “I Kissed A Girl” + Christianity + a nude selfpic = a sizzling hot chicken choking session for all the horny dudes out there with a little imagination and a yen for perversion, I think.

If you’re looking for even more Katy Perry perversions and further proof that she’s capable of this naughty scandal, you can check out this site and see Katy at her horniest.  Yes, even hornier than this pic, I think.  Now wouldn’t that be something to see?

I think that the UN should take a glance at these images, and they’ll probably come to the same conclusion I did.  Yes, Denise Milani and her awesome chest torpedoes should definitely be deployed to the Gulf of Aden to attack Somali pirates.  Just imagine the shock and awe those assholes will experience at the sight of these gigantic twin 32-DDDs (that’s 3-Ds, which is also the format we wish these pictures came in) hurtling towards them at full speed!  On second thought, those pirates already have enough perks, with all the dough that they’ve been able to acquire from ransoming all that oil back to their real owners.  This big-breasted honey belongs to us, and we’re not giving her up to those bastards…

And in case you’re clueless as to who she is, Denise is a topless model, which means she’s a big-boobed pseudo-celebrity like Keeley Hazell, Lucy Pinder or Katie Price.  If some of those those names sound familiar to you, but you don’t know a thing about Page 3 girls, then maybe you know of them through their homemade porn videos.  Sadly, the awesome twin peaks of Denise Milani haven’t appeared in any sex tape yet, but these wet n’ wild photographs are enough to get us pretty hard for now!  But if you’re looking for some raunchy and erotic video action, then check out this link to see the dirty amateur sex videos of Keeley Hazell and Katie Price.  If you’re having second thoughts, have a gander at Denise Milani again and tell me you don’t want to see someone like her get down n’ dirty!