Hollywood Scanner Blog

It’s the Christmas season so we’re spreading the Holiday cheer the best way we know how — ignoring the A-List celebs all bundled up in layers of warm clothing as they snuggle next to the fireplaces in their mansions and vacation houses — so that we can bring you something better.  Now how can an English pin up  model be better than gossip on some really famous Hollywood celeb?  Well, how about if they’re stacked, topless and posing in a Santa-themed bikini?  Yeah, I knew I had you at stacked, and it’s not as if Danielle Lloyd is a total unknown, stripping for the cameras to make next month’s rent or something like that.  No, she’s an actual beauty title-holder, with Miss England 2004 under her belt, and the Miss Great Britain 2006 title too.  But this busty hottie lost the latter title in Vanessa Williams-like circumstances, due to posing for Playboy’s December 2006 issue.  Oh, and for going out with one of the judges of the pageant before she joined, and not telling anyone about it.

She’s also a true-blue reality show star, being one of the notorious group that bullied Shelpa Shetty in the Celebrity Edition of Big Brother in 2007.  Bad press or not, that was still a whole lot of exposure for her, and it certainly hasn’t hurt the demand for her to be in the pages of men's magazines like Maxim and FHM, where she’s always ranked in the past few years.  With juggs like those, it’s only natural that she’s on those lists, especially since she’s had some work done on ‘em to bring them from 32AA to a ripe 32DD.  Yeah, you know that’s what we like about these chesty UK bombshells.  If you like ‘em as much as we do, you can check out a lot of them by clicking on this link, and you know that they’ll be nude and naughty, because that’s just what these cuties do, isn’t it?  (Oh yeah: Note to Heidi Montag, this is how you display your melons for the boys, ok?)

Not familiar with Jodie Marsh?  Well, your eyes soon will be when you check out this photograph of her attending the premiere of “Daylight Robbery”.  I don’t know that movie either, and I probably wouldn’t have heard of it if it weren’t for the attendance of Jodie Marsh and the scandalous outfit she was wearing that day, which practically exposed her ample chest to anyone who wanted a peek.  This British reality show celebrity really knows how to publicize her best assets, like most reality celebrities do.  If it isn’t a sex tape, it’s a topless photo, or in this glamour model’s case, a near topless photo at a public event!  No wonder she was the first one voted of the UK Celebrity Big Brother during her season.  Who can stand a publicity hound like her except horndogs like us?

I mean, at least she’s an attention seeker who bares her breasts, unlike on our side of the pond, where Heidi Montag hasn’t shown a nipple yet as far as I know.  (Thank God for Audrina Patridge!)  Click here if you want to see more reality show celebrity tits!