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No, they didn’t break up with each other.  That would’ve been a sizzling hot lesbian fantasy that would completely push anything Lindsay Lohan does off the front page.  But it looks like it hasn’t been an enjoyable New Year for those two, separately.  For Katy Perry, it was her boytyoy Travis McCoy who broke up with her.  And then he posts a rap about it on his blog.  ‘Cause nothing says “I’m gangsta and I just kicked my ho out the door” more than a blog.  With some rap in it.  Oh well, it’s not like he’s done any drive-by shootings, he’s just from the band Gym Class Heroes.  Check out his amazing rhymes here (and by amazing I mean retarded):

My friends always tell me how I’m lucky to possess
The best looking girl in the whole U.S.
But every time you scream, you blow your finesse
Tryin’ to dis the Profess-
Or twenty-four hours of acting sore
Sometimes I wish you’d come down with lockjaw
So I don’t have to take in the breakin’
You treat me like a burnt piece of bacon
It seems like just two years
Back when we were bonded and not pierced
But now I keep itchin’ to jet
Sitting’ in the chair just to stare, set to sprint
Yo, sweetheart, you better take a hint
I say it now like I said it before
I’m lookin’ at the front door

Hmmm…  Maybe if you throw in some machine gun fire it would sound better in your head?  Oh well, I guess that’s why Katy Perry’s been showing off her juggs a lot lately.  And that bodes well for us, when it comes to the recent break up of Jennifer Love Hewitt and her former fiance Ross McCall.  If seeing Katy Perry’s voluptuous funbags on display in bikinis and skimpy outfits recently was hot, imagine how the world would be with Hewitt’s generous set of grapefruits being displayed.  Yes, the ice caps are going to have a hard time surviving this year with Jennifer Love Hewitt swinging around her voluptuous rack as she looks for a replacement for McCall.

To remind you of why Jennifer Love Hewitt’s chest being unfettered is a good thing, check out her naughty images and flicks here on this site!

Okay, even I’ve got to admit that Kim Kardashian’s looking pretty sizzling in these shots from her upcoming 2009 calendar.  She’s wearing delicious lingerie and showing off her bosomy assets, which is confusing, because doesn’t she know she’s known for her ass?  Her cleavage is mouthwatering in these pictures, though, and you almost forget that the only reason you follow reports about Kim Kardashian is for views of her sweet cushion that’s meant for some hard n’ fast pushin’.  Those ripe mammaries though, are looking mighty fine, so there’s no need to complain about getting served some breast meat instead of huge chunks of booty blubber.

What’s really mystifying about some of these calendar photos is how some of them are close-ups of Kim Kardashian.  Now who wants to look at Kim Kardashian’s face without seeing any of her cleavage or her ripe rear end?  Duh, no one, of course!  If I wanted to look at some girl’s a face on my calendar, I’d pick someone like Miranda Kerr, although any calendar hiding her body, or any cutie’s bod for that matter, probably has a gay art director.  So, with this offering we’ve got a calendar that men would only want to look at around half of the year, congrats Kim!

If you’d rather see Kim Kardashian’s smokin' hot bod rather than her face, and in naughty amorous action too (you know what I mean *cough* amateur sex video *cough*), then just check out this site instead of that calendar this New Year!