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It’s gotta be tough to be known as just someone’s sister. Forever living under someone’s shadow. Constantly waiting for your time to shine. Such a fate has befallen many a celebrity siblings. So is it no surprise that Kourtney Kardashian likes to hit the sauce way too much. Wouldn’t you do the same if your sister was gigantic-assed slutbag classless Kim Kardashian. I’d be needing a new liver by now.

Kourtney was photographed leaving My House club wobbling and slurring and looking pretty much hammered like there was no tomorrow. She needed to be escorted by an unnamed female companion because it looked like she was gonna fall over at any second. (On a side note, it looks like the female companion is trying to cop a feel of Kourtney’s boob)

Now, while I can only speculate what exactly Kourtney got drunk over, but I have a few ideas. Yes, she just split with her douchebag cheating boyfriend Scott Disick a short while ago and maybe she’s still hurting over that. She should still be, since she mentioned in recent interviews that she’ll stave off dating for a while. That asshole must’ve hurt her bad. Why would anyone wanna cheat on Kourtney? She’s so smokin’ hot! This Scott is a real asshole nobody moocher mediawhore who was just clearly using Kourtney for her celebrity.

Speaking of celebrity, it brings me to my next speculation: Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Yes, the new season has just started and, although it hurts me to say this, maybe it’s all just a publicity stunt. She’s probably not even drunk. Hey, it’s possible. Coupled with Kourtney’s appearance in Maxim this month, it’s perfect publicity. Although, if you ask me, stagerring out of a bar drunk is not the way to grab headlines. You gotta go big, scandalous. Like the things you’ll find here - celebrities caught in moments they do not wanna be seen in. Check it out.

Verne Troyer, who was in the news last year when his personal porn movie was leaked to the public on the net, is back in the showbiz papers thanks to another ex-lover.  This ex-girlfriend of his is another babe, just like his last one, and it sorta makes you wonder why this little guy gets a lot more scorching hot tail than you do, don’t it?  Well, if the trade-off is being laughed at in the tabloids and gossip blogs because your exes have to indulge the public’s appetite for details about midget sex, then okay, maybe I’d rather pay for an escort instead.  Not that former Playmate Genevieve Gallen is probably much different.  She married Verne in 2004 after they were introduced at a party by Hugh Hefner himself, and I bet she didn’t know that there wouldn’t be any new Austin Powers movies for a long time when she did that.  Well, that’s a Playmate for ya, all breasts and no investment portfolio.

So why is she telling her story now to ‘The News of The World‘ rag?  Well, maybe it has something to do with Troyer being part of the Celebrity Edition of  the ‘Big Brother’ reality show this year, along with stars such as Coolio, LaToya Jackson and the delicious, busty Lucy Pinder.  And what did she reveal to the tabloid about Verne that’s got everyone ho-ho-hoing like Santa Claus this post-Christmas season?  Oh, nothing much, just some revelations about him getting wasted a lot.  One special Valentine’s night she even got all dressed up in red for him, and he was so excited while making her pose while he took photographs — then he passed out before doing anything to her beyond that.  Hell, he sounds like a regular guy after all.  I’d rather laugh at Genevieve instead for dressing up in all these costumes for Verne, as seen in these images.

But in the end, I’d rather just watch Verne Troyer’s sex tape instead.  Why not check it out, and other celeb amateur sex videos too, here on this site?