Lindsay Lohan In A Bikini
Friday, January 2nd, 2009
Oh wow, it’s sexy Saphic Hollywood celeb Lindsay Lohan in a bikini! It’s only right some American celeb show these Brits who’ve been baring their bodies on the beach how the other side does it. Being a lesbian, Lindsay can represent ‘the other side’ twice! But, here’s something that’s totally off-kilter and a bit surprising — these bikini pics of Lindsay just won’t turn you on! No, there’s no Samantha Ronson hovering in the background like a zombie skeleton to frighten off your woodies with her creepy presence (and don’t forget to give double thanks she’s not here in a bikini too). These LiLo pics just aren’t hot, though that may be hard to believe, because Lindsay is just too damn skinny in these pictures. That’s not the body she bared in her nude Marilyn Monroe-inspired pictorial, or in any of her sizzling hot pictorials in the past. That body looks more like it belongs in a Samantha Ronson pictorial. But before DJ Sam gets all slap-happy at how much influence she has over Lindsay, she’d better think about the fact that soon their Sapphic sex sessions will be like Ronson making love with herself! Now if she were as sexy as Pink in her doppelganger sex video, that’d be all right, but having two Samantha Ronsons in bed is something that even Samantha Ronson probably won’t be able to take. I mean, I don’t know how Lindsay Lohan can take even one in between her legs.
Well, until Lindsay fills up somemore, here’s something to take away those memories of her saggy knockers. Just click on it and enjoy, and hope this New Year’ll have a hotter Lindsay Lohan for us to jerk off to!