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One is the barrier-breaking lesbian lead singer of popular rock band The Gossip, the other is record-breaking faux-lesbian pop singer who had a huge hit about kissing women. One is super hot sexy, the other… well, let’s just say she’s somewhat horizontally challenged. Get ready for the battle of the century as “I Kissed A Girl” singer Katy Perry and The Gossip lead singer Beth Ditto are in a word war over lesbianism, pop music, and all-around artistic packaging. It all began when Beth, in an interview with Attitude magazine said “I hate Katy Perry! She’s offensive to gay culture, I’m so offended. She’s just riding on the backs of our culture, without having to pay any of the dues and not being actually lesbian or anything at all.” She calls Perry a “boner dyke” which is basically a straight woman playing carpet-muncher to give guys a woody. And the hardcore lesbo is none too happy about it.

When word reached Katy about Beth’s scathing comments, she had this to say: “I heard that she said something about me. I don’t want to get into a slanging war with anybody, so I don’t want to say anything bad about her. But I’m not impressed. I’ve learned in the past year that one artist should never insult another artist’s music — it’s tacky. And with me, it always comes back to bite me on the arse!” So obviously Katy doesn’t want to get into any kind of feud with the singer for fear of having her get sat on. Or something like that. But like Katy said (and I agree to some degree), it’s tacky to call someone out on their art without looking at the context. If Beth should be mad at anyone, it should be washed-up pop singer Cathy Dennis who actually wrote the song. We don’t hear her saying anything bad about that redhead.

So, bottom line, I think Beth just wants to get into Katy’s pants. Yes, she is after all a vadge-licker. Who wouldn’t want to get a piece of Katy? All that pent up sexual tension has to be released somehow and the best way for that is through some hardcore humping. Although, to be perfectly honest, I would lose whatever respect I have left for Katy if she went ahead and tapped that. I mean, the image… I’m not being sizeist, but lets call a spade a spade. But if Katy did, she should write a song about it and call it “I Porked a Pork and I Loathed It”. I see dollar signs already. See a lot more of your favorite celebrities right here.

Katy Perry’s been in the scandal sheets recently because of her break up with boyfriend Travis McCoy of Gym Class Heroes, and  because of some scorching bikini pics.  But this nude selfpic is one even sexier and and more scandalous find, and it doesn’t seem to be one of those photoshop jobs that some sites put out.  Still, the proof of the pudding is in the eating, so why not just feast your eyes on this steamin' hot photograph of what looks like Katy Perry taking a nude self pic of herself in front of a bathroom mirror.  Now that’s something that looks like it belongs in an amateur teen porn site, but here it is for your lusty pleasure, because from what my eyes are telling me, and everyone else with a Hollywood blog out there — that’s Katy Perry doing something really, really naughty.  Of course it’s got to be from a few years ago, because she isn’t as slim as she is in her bikini pics, which should be just about right for that era, before all the constant touring and pressure to keep slim.  Maybe it was even taken right before her transition to mainstream pop, after she put her Christian gospel album out.  Now that would make this pic even hotter!  A Christian taking butt naked mirror pic of herself is definitely a dirty fantasy we can all get into.  “I Kissed A Girl” + Christianity + a nude selfpic = a sizzling hot chicken choking session for all the horny dudes out there with a little imagination and a yen for perversion, I think.

If you’re looking for even more Katy Perry perversions and further proof that she’s capable of this naughty scandal, you can check out this site and see Katy at her horniest.  Yes, even hornier than this pic, I think.  Now wouldn’t that be something to see?