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As far as fame whores go, Katie Price and Peter Andre rival even the biggest in-your-face famous-for-no-reason couples in showbiz today (yeah, I’m looking at you Speidi!). They seemed to be ever present, flaunting their fake tans and tight bodies. More so Katie who exposes her rock-hard plastic titties in revealing dresses every chance she gets. The two seemed like the perfect couple - starving for attention and reveling in the Hollywood lifestyle. But no amount of hair products and Gold’s Gym memberships can save the two now as it has been officially released that Britain’s most grating couple are getting a divorce.

In actuality, the couple who has been together four years and shares two children together have been having some problems for some time now. No doubt brought about by Katie’s many wild drinking sessions which is rumored to have been the straw that broke the Andre’s back. It’s bad enough that he gets suffocated by those over-inflated funbags every night, he has to deal with her drunken stunts as well. Well, not anymore since he was the one who filed the divorce papers. In a statement released by Katie, she says she is devastated and saddened by this turn of events. “We have children together and I am devastated and disappointed by Peter’s decision to separate and divorce me - as I married him for life,” Britain’s The Sun quoted Price as saying. Honey, no one marries for life. Even you. You just found someone who had a smidgen of fame and decided to latch on to that like the celeb-hungry leech you are.

Now the two are going their separate ways. And while this is devastating for Katie, the rest of us wouldn’t even shed a tear. Despite being tabloid fodder and the topic of several hate posts and image-bashing from bloggers worldwide, nobody really givers a rat’s ass about these two. Except maybe the UK people, who still manage to tune in every week  to get the skinny on the inner-lives of these reality TV stars. Their shows still rate well, their latest one Katie & Peter: Stateside still manages a million viewers a week. But then again, this is Britain we’re talking about. A reality-show obsessed nation who prefer trash TV that quality scripted shows.

So for now, we just have to wait and see how all this goes. If they’ve learned anything from their stay in the US, they should know that a celebrity break-up is the best thing they can do for their carrers. Because then comes the inevitable reunion, book deal, TV appearances, and magazine covers. Which I have a sinking feeling will happen for these two nitwits. Anything to stay relevant. Speaking of desperate to be relevant, check out all the stars here caught in embarassing moments.

I think that the UN should take a glance at these images, and they’ll probably come to the same conclusion I did.  Yes, Denise Milani and her awesome chest torpedoes should definitely be deployed to the Gulf of Aden to attack Somali pirates.  Just imagine the shock and awe those assholes will experience at the sight of these gigantic twin 32-DDDs (that’s 3-Ds, which is also the format we wish these pictures came in) hurtling towards them at full speed!  On second thought, those pirates already have enough perks, with all the dough that they’ve been able to acquire from ransoming all that oil back to their real owners.  This big-breasted honey belongs to us, and we’re not giving her up to those bastards…

And in case you’re clueless as to who she is, Denise is a topless model, which means she’s a big-boobed pseudo-celebrity like Keeley Hazell, Lucy Pinder or Katie Price.  If some of those those names sound familiar to you, but you don’t know a thing about Page 3 girls, then maybe you know of them through their homemade porn videos.  Sadly, the awesome twin peaks of Denise Milani haven’t appeared in any sex tape yet, but these wet n’ wild photographs are enough to get us pretty hard for now!  But if you’re looking for some raunchy and erotic video action, then check out this link to see the dirty amateur sex videos of Keeley Hazell and Katie Price.  If you’re having second thoughts, have a gander at Denise Milani again and tell me you don’t want to see someone like her get down n’ dirty!