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A while back, Jennifer Love Hewitt was photographed in a bikini at the beach looking something like the tide washed in after a tsunami and the whole world gawked and pointed and laughed at those pictures causing everyone to collectively say “What the fuck happened to her?!” I said the exact same thing when I saw her gelatinous cellulite, flabby arms, and pot belly. How could one of the hottest teen stars that became the object of every man’s fantasy because of her tight little body and perfect pert boobs allow to let herself go like that? Well, that was then, and these Maxim pics are now.

It only took her about over a year, but she made good on her promise of shedding 18 pounds and trying to get back to her old hot self. And that she did. And to celebrate-slash-presswhore her achievement, she’s plastered all over the pages of the May issue of Maxim gracing the cover and showing a lot of skin. Well, maybe not a lot but enough to let you see the difference.

Now, I know what you’re wondering - good dieting or good photoshopping? While the only way we can know for sure of the latter is if the unretouched photos get leaked online, but to be honest from that I can see, it looks legit. Several candid pics of her out and about have shown a decrease in her ass and thigh size, and her boobies look better than ever. I suppose getting it on with fellow Ghost Whisperer star Jamie Kennedy agrees with her since she looks awesome now. This is the Jennifer that I know. From Party of Five to those I Know What You Did Last Summer movies, she’s shows a rockin’ body and awesome boobies. She may have looked like a lumpy heffer in the past, but I think she’s gotten back at being the object of jack-offs by horny men everywhere. See more of hot Jennifer and other sexy celebs right here.

Okay, even I’ve got to admit that Kim Kardashian’s looking pretty sizzling in these shots from her upcoming 2009 calendar.  She’s wearing delicious lingerie and showing off her bosomy assets, which is confusing, because doesn’t she know she’s known for her ass?  Her cleavage is mouthwatering in these pictures, though, and you almost forget that the only reason you follow reports about Kim Kardashian is for views of her sweet cushion that’s meant for some hard n’ fast pushin’.  Those ripe mammaries though, are looking mighty fine, so there’s no need to complain about getting served some breast meat instead of huge chunks of booty blubber.

What’s really mystifying about some of these calendar photos is how some of them are close-ups of Kim Kardashian.  Now who wants to look at Kim Kardashian’s face without seeing any of her cleavage or her ripe rear end?  Duh, no one, of course!  If I wanted to look at some girl’s a face on my calendar, I’d pick someone like Miranda Kerr, although any calendar hiding her body, or any cutie’s bod for that matter, probably has a gay art director.  So, with this offering we’ve got a calendar that men would only want to look at around half of the year, congrats Kim!

If you’d rather see Kim Kardashian’s smokin' hot bod rather than her face, and in naughty amorous action too (you know what I mean *cough* amateur sex video *cough*), then just check out this site instead of that calendar this New Year!