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Only a moron turns down a dinner date and probably after dinner fuck proposition from Megan Fox. And this dude named Rain, a Korean singer and actor, recently turned down the world’s most desirable hottie. Therefore, Rain is a moron. Does he know how many guys out here would kill for a night, or even a quickie, with Megan Fox? Who the fucking hell does he think he is?

Sorry, I can’t help but burst out in here. Megan Fox has openly expressed her admiration for the Korean dude, to the extent of even asking him for a date through Megan’s manager. And Rain’s reply was a plain, “I’m not interested.” I can’t freaking believe it.

This Rain guy must think so highly of himself, like an alpha male or something, for dissing Megan. Or this was a really bad case of miscommunication, and Rain’s interpreters are at fault. Or, simply, Rain’s gay. Whatever this fool’s reason is for turning down Megan, it didn’t stop the Transformers star with her acquisition. Instead according to reports, Megan said she loves challenges and have no plans to give up. I don’t think that will work, Megan. But if you go after me, I’ll only be such a tease for a little while, promise.

Anyway, visit this Hollywood scandals and gossips heaven for more topless pictures of Megan Fox.

Remember, once upon a time, when Lindsay Lohan first sprouted into hottie-ness, her massive boobs and curvy body was the fantasy of every hot-blooded male around? Her little laugh, sweet smile, and sexy innocence would just let your mind go to the most nastiest places? Her comic timing, her natural talent, her all-around likability that made you overlook the shortcomings of her acting ability? Remember that?

Instead now, we get this…

A hollow shell of this once happy and promising personality, completely consumed by the mass media, spiraling down into the world of tabloid shows, gossip columns, and bad-girl behavior. And now, as has been gossiped over for months on end, we see her like this. Or rather, what’s left of her. Is it the state of her career (bordering on zero) that’s making her do this to herself? The pressure to stay thin in Hollywood? Trying to catch up with her lesbian lover’s body (which is impossible, because I still believe that Sam Ronson is really a 14-year-old boy). Whatever the reason, it’s starting to look dangerous.

I’m sure a lot of you will agree with me when I say she actually looked better during her Mean Girls years. At least you had something to hold on to. She was wholesomely steamy, with just a hint of naughtiness. And, of course, those boobs. They were huge enough to get lost in. Where’d they go? Then there’s that sweet, plump ass that bounced playfully when she walked (or better yet, ran in slow motion). I mean, just look at the girl who played the villain in one of Lilo’s movies Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen Megan Fox who’s making tongues wag with her curvy hot body, landing on Sexiest Women lists around the world.

Seriously Lindsay, bring back the poundage. Go to Anorexics Anonymous, eat some cheescake, do some actually funny comedies and get back into the spotlight were you belong. In the meantime, you can check this out for other Lindsay Lohan scandals as well as other gossip heavy celebs.