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Dressed as a man looking a hell lot like Eminem, Mariah Carey created talks this week with her new music video, Obsessed. She wasn’t her usual high-heeled-in-mini-skirt-and-tits-exploding-inside-her-tank-top self, instead she walked the streets of NYC looking like a white rapper, dressed in bulging clothes, with nasty facial hair and all. Oh, and she looks a lot better dressed as a man, I tell you.

Her first single from the album “Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel“, Obsessed, is reportedly her get even song for Eminem’s Bagpipes from Baghdad. Through the said Slim Shady song, Eminem basically belts raps out his bitter pill with Mariah and Mr. Mariah, Nick Cannon. His song goes out to Mimi, “Mariah what ever happened to us?/ Why did we have to break up?/All I asked for was a glass of punch” and then vents out his anger on Nick, “Nick Cannon better back the fuck up/ I’m not playin’ I want her back you punk.”

Mariah apparently didn’t take Eminem’s words sitting down, so on her song Obsessed she went, “Why are you obsessed with me?/Boy I wanna know/ lying that you’re sexing me.” And she didn’t stop with just that. She obviously took it one notch higher with her new music video, which was directed by Brett Ratner. For sure, Eminem would do his own share of this antic. Maybe he’ll put on an act as Mariah soon? Oh, the drama continues.Well while we wait for it, go check this out for more Hollywood news and scandals.

She went from stick-thin with no breasties when she started, then curvy with fake boobies towards the middle of her career, then big and busty with quarelling breasties a couple years back, slimmed down for her last album release that made a People Magazine cover, and now singer/actress/yo-yo dieter Mariah Carey is back to being a heffer. Yup, after asking people to Touch Her Body, it seems that now there is a lot more to touch. According to reports, in the midst of recording her next CD (barfly entitled Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel) she has gained twenty pounds that people can clearly see from her many many photo ops and red carpet appearances. She now looks even more drag-a-licious than ever bordering on looking like a linebacker. But that’s not Mariah’s biggest concern right now.

She’s gotten a bit of bad luck with her movie career (or lack thereof) because her latest barfest Tenesse made a mere seven hundred dollars in it’s opening weekend. Seven hundred! With the amount of money she spends on her Hello Kitty collection you’d think she would fork over a few thousand more to buy tickets to her own movie. Just like what Beyonce supposedly did for her movie Obsessed and ended up being the number one movie of that weekend. Mariah clearly doesn’t know how to get ahead in the movie business. That makes the fifth consecutive big-screen dud for Mariah. The Bachelor, Glitter, Wise Girls, and State Property 2 being her previous “films”. You would think she’d get a clue by now. She may have better luck with her next film, the Sundance-winning drama Push: Based on the Novel by Sapphire which will be released in November.

So while she’s packing on the pounds and making movies that flop, Mariah is still keeping busy with trying to make more radio-friendly music. Now that E=MC2 failed to reach expectations, she’s hoping her next release will bring her more luck. And for that, she knows she can’t be a fatty. So she’ll go on some kind of crash diet (read: bulimia) before the album is released so she’ll be airbrush-ready by the time it comes out. After all, it would be pretty difficult to photoshop an entire music video. And with the way she’s proud of her chi-chis, I doubt she’s want an entire vid where we just see her face. So let’s await the return of Mariah - bulimia and all. Until then, check out some hot Hollywood honeys doing dirty deeds right here.