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Katy Perry’s been in the scandal sheets recently because of her break up with boyfriend Travis McCoy of Gym Class Heroes, and  because of some scorching bikini pics.  But this nude selfpic is one even sexier and and more scandalous find, and it doesn’t seem to be one of those photoshop jobs that some sites put out.  Still, the proof of the pudding is in the eating, so why not just feast your eyes on this steamin' hot photograph of what looks like Katy Perry taking a nude self pic of herself in front of a bathroom mirror.  Now that’s something that looks like it belongs in an amateur teen porn site, but here it is for your lusty pleasure, because from what my eyes are telling me, and everyone else with a Hollywood blog out there — that’s Katy Perry doing something really, really naughty.  Of course it’s got to be from a few years ago, because she isn’t as slim as she is in her bikini pics, which should be just about right for that era, before all the constant touring and pressure to keep slim.  Maybe it was even taken right before her transition to mainstream pop, after she put her Christian gospel album out.  Now that would make this pic even hotter!  A Christian taking butt naked mirror pic of herself is definitely a dirty fantasy we can all get into.  “I Kissed A Girl” + Christianity + a nude selfpic = a sizzling hot chicken choking session for all the horny dudes out there with a little imagination and a yen for perversion, I think.

If you’re looking for even more Katy Perry perversions and further proof that she’s capable of this naughty scandal, you can check out this site and see Katy at her horniest.  Yes, even hornier than this pic, I think.  Now wouldn’t that be something to see?

What is it about Jennifer Aniston and magazine covers that makes her shuck off her clothes whenever these publications want her to appear on one?  Of course they don’t have a 100% success rate in getting her to appear in the buff, but they do a good enough job that I want to know their secret.  I’m thinking of making a mock up of some articles and gluing on some images and ads, then stapling them together before showing up at her gate with a digicam to make a cover.  You think that’ll work?  Well, if not, there’s always this Jennifer Aniston naked GQ magazine cover to enjoy.

And believe me, these pictures are about the only thing you can enjoy about Jennifer’s appearance in this magazine, because her interview reads like one sarcastic, bitter tirade against Angelina Jolie and the way she snagged Brad Pitt away from her.  Okay, so she’s got a right to be mad at that luscious-lipped slut, but do we have to hear about it again and again?  I mean, last I heard, she was being reamed real good by John Mayer over and over, just the way she likes it, so as long as her clit’s satisfied, why can’t her other hole just keep shut?

I wish Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie would just kiss and make up.  Literally.  As in french kissing with lots of make up sex.  Now that would be a magazine cover that would outsell anything ever printed  in the history of mankind.  Don’t think that could happen?  Just look at these steaming hot Jennifer Aniston nudie pics.  She’s covering up her breasts but they’re still freakin’ hot, so most definitely, a carnal get-together with the Pitts would break records!

But hey, that’s a fantasy that doesn’t look to be coming true any time whatsoever.  Good thing there’s this site to go to when you’re in the mood for hot, raunchy Hollywood action that you can thoroughly wank off to until you’re satisfied.