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What would you do if you were at a swanky soiree, you sitting on an expensive white fur sofa sipping expensive champagne and nibbling on delectable hors d’œuvres chatting with learned guests about the works of Heidegger and the latest Buñuel exhibit at the Guggenheim while the soft gentle strains of Chet Baker fill the room, and you turn and see a skinny, skanky-looking woman with her legs up in the air straddling some guy who is basically groping her ass to keep her from falling on it. You’d be shocked, right? Now, imagine you discover the woman is walking biohazard Paris Hilton and the man is her boy-of-the-moment human peen-head Doug Reinhardt. You probably wouldn’t be so shocked. Not because she’s a “celebrity”, but because you wouldn’t expect anything less from the tabloid and blogsphere denizen.

Yes, once again the skank and the dick caused quite a stir when they went out a few nights ago and I guess since it was a pretty high-end event and smart, eloquent people were populating the party making things pretty boring for the two idiots, they got bored. So bored in fact that Paris decided to perform an impromptu lapdance for Doug, and I guess all the other people at the party. Thinking that she’s the hottest shit since Cheez Whiz she went ahead and did the full on legs in the air, gyrations, and faux-stripping. Classy. And being the lapdog that he is, Doug was more than eager to take the show in.

See, this is exactly why Paris gets thrown out of every event she attends. Just a few days ago, she was reported to have been thrown off a yacht owned by Elton John’s lover David Furnish because of tonsil hockey in front of disgusted guests. Some time back, she was banned entry into a club because of her previous hard partying. And even before that, she was asked to leave a swanky party because the host did not care for her shenanigans. Why does she even bother to leave the house in the first place? Does she actually believe in the adage “bad publicity is good publicity”? In Paris’ case, it clearly isn’t. She should’ve gotten her fill of bad press by now. But for a fame-hungry whore like her, there’s no such thing as “enough”. See more of that bad behavior from Paris and more of your favorite stars right here.

Say what you will about walking biohazard Paris Hilton, but the girl has a head for business. Not monkey business, or business of giving head. I’m talking real, money-making business. So much so that she’s getting an award for one of her many business ventures. And before you say “Vivid for her porn vid!”, no. This one is actually legit.

Before she found residence in skankville, everyone wanted a piece of Paris. So she obliged with a clothing line, a bestselling memoir, a reality TV show, and “acting” parts in some high-profile projects. But one thing that really stood the test of scandals and slip-ups and crazy famewhoring was her perfume line. Who would have thought that wanting people to smell like her would lead to such a lucrative venture. And now, the perfume organization The Fragrance Foundation, or Fifi as it’s more affectionately called, is awarding her Celebrity of the Year for her contribution to the perfume industry. She beat out J.Lo, Britney, Posh, and other female celebrities who have released their own signature celeb scents.

What a great way to lift Paris’ spirits up after all the flack she’s been getting. Truth be told, she may be an idiot, but she really doesn’t know any better. She equates fame with being alive and, well, significant. And for someone who had pretty much everything she ever wanted her entire life, fame is the one thing money can’t buy. If anything, infamy is the only thing money can buy, and she’s got that in spades. So congratulations our favorite fame whore. You beat out all those other people who would never invite you to their high-class parties (well, except maybe Britney since they’re sort of on similar fields) and would throw you out of their club or resto the moment they find out you’re there. When you get your trophy or plaque of recognition, you can slap them all in the face with it screaming “Suck it!!” and walk away laughing. Just, don’t shove it in your pussy, please? Because you’ll be right back to zero.

But if it’s celebrities sticking things in their pussy is what you’re after, as well as some other hot and private star moments, check out this place and get your fill of the latest and best Hollywood scandals.

Paris Hilton’s less controversial sister Nicky Hilton is starting to draw attention as the public began to notice her plummeting weight by exposing her scary pair of thin legs at every opportunity. Nicky was seen stepping out from a medical centre in Beverly Hills wearing this hot pair of jeans that highlighted her super skinny frame. It was just last year that we have seen a healthier and curvier Nicky Hilton as she walked down the runway during fashion events but now that sexy figure is starting to disappear and Nicky currently looks like she needed a big, juicy burger to get her waif-like body back to its original form.

I wish somebody could knock some sense into her before it’s too late for the other half of the Hilton sisters and we have the pictures to prove it. So guys better check out Nicky Hilton and her sexy images by clicking on this link.

Is the controversial hotel heiress stepping out on her boo? Rumors have been circulating over the internet that Paris Hilton has been out dating on numerous occasions with MySpace founder and CEO Chris DeWolfe and it has been confirmed by sources that the two are indeed dating. DeWolfe was hosting a party in the Hamptons and Paris was seen during the event and told that she was DeWolfe’s date that evening. The buzz about the whole relationship thingy was that it might be just one of those marketing move for MySpace (or for Hilton) or let’s just say that they simply like each other and that the two are now making beautiful music together.

So does that mean Good Charlotte’s Benji Madden is totally out of the picture and was dumped for the MySpace mogul? Well, we wouldn’t be surprised if Benji gets thrown out just like the other guys who were linked to Paris Hilton in the past and now she got herself a rich and dashing boytoy to keep her happy for God-knows-how-long. And if you want to get the real score about the entire issue and at the same time check out some of Paris’ hot and sexy pics, go ahead and click on this link.