Janice puts the “dick” in Dickinson
Wednesday, May 20th, 2009
Before you all get bursting at the thought of all your suspicions about the self-proclaimed first supermodel Janice Dickinson being a tranny on account of my headline, I’m thinking more along the lines of her being one big asshole, boob, creep, bitch and any other deprecating adjective to use on Ms. Dickinson. She’s no stranger to giving her opinion - as evidenced by her low-rated yet popular syndicated cable “documentary” show The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency - and even out and about in real life she forgets to keep her opinions and outbursts in check. Which leads people to think she’s even more of a diva-bitch than she really is.
Just recently, she was videotaped (again) assailing a bunch of paparazzi as she stumbled, dunk, out of a bar and onto her car. Of course, being the walking tabloid fantasy that she is, the paps decided to follow her close. A little to close for her comfort it seems, as she began to scream at the photogs for invading her “private space” and in an attempt to shoo them away started to snap and wave her shawl about, looking like some drunk ballerina fumbling with her prop. The oral barrage and swatting continued for a while before, seemingly exhausted, Janice squatted on the pavement and looked like she was about to take a major dump. Classy. As things started to wind down (or the Xanax began kicking in), she calmed herself, got in her car, and sped off. Clearly, encounters with Great Whites and killer Polar Bears are a lot less scarier than what those photographers went through with Janice.
It’s one thing to be outspoken and saying the things that everyone is too polite or afraid to say out loud (yes, I’m looking at you, Simon Cowell). But it’s quite another to do it in such a rude and hurtful kind of way. I mean, for what it’s worth, people welcome honesty - as long as it’s delivered in a frank, non-disparaging kind of way. Not screamed from across the street at full volume while trying to walk off the alcohol. Then again, this is Janice Dickinson we’re talking about. The woman who snorted so much blow (that’s cocaine and oral sex) in the ’80s it has hampered her discretion gene. No, not hampered - completely obliterated. So maybe it’s not a good idea to hope for ladylike behavior from Janice since she is completely incapable of being one. Which is always great tabloid and blogsphere fodder for us. Check out some more embarrassing Janice Dickinson moments, and other crazy Hollywood celebs, right here.