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Alicia Keys is one of the sexiest, most sultry performers out there right now.  Her powerful and husky voice and beautiful face have got all the horndogs mesmerized, so how come these bikini photos snapped by the stalkerazzi somehow don’t do it for some people?  Well, as a fan, I’m still stoked about seeing Alicia in a bikini, but as other, more objective people have pointed out, there just isn’t enough sizzle here for the ordinary horndog looking for some hot jerk off material.

I guess Alicia Keys’ lack of ripe knockers just doesn’t appeal to some people, which is too bad for them.  I’m totally enjoying these photographs of Alicia as she relaxes by the poolside of some hotel, all the way down to the way she eats her snacks.  Sure, it’s a bit scary how she scarfs down those vittles like she’s really enjoying herself too much and you can just imagine her eating order after order until she blimps out into Klump-sized proportions, but really, wouldn’t you want to hang out with a hottie who’s got an appetite rather than some anorexic model who’ll just push her food around the plate?  (Just as long as it’s not Britney Spears, who’ll probably eat you up too, but not in the way you like.)  Yeah, so it might be showing a bit on her thighs, but she’s still one sexy hottie in my book.  Just check out that behind and forget about her titties by concentrating on her tush!

So for those who’re a bit underwhelmed by these Alicia Keys bikini photographs, you ought to check out this link, where you can see Alicia at her sexiest and raunchiest.  Maybe that’ll remind you why you’ve been drooling over this honey and buying her albums.  Yup, it’s because she’s beautiful and hot, and ok, talented too.  So forget the bad angle of these stalkerazzi shots and remember why Alicia is a babe by enjoying her dirty photographs and videos on that site.

Okay, even I’ve got to admit that Kim Kardashian’s looking pretty sizzling in these shots from her upcoming 2009 calendar.  She’s wearing delicious lingerie and showing off her bosomy assets, which is confusing, because doesn’t she know she’s known for her ass?  Her cleavage is mouthwatering in these pictures, though, and you almost forget that the only reason you follow reports about Kim Kardashian is for views of her sweet cushion that’s meant for some hard n’ fast pushin’.  Those ripe mammaries though, are looking mighty fine, so there’s no need to complain about getting served some breast meat instead of huge chunks of booty blubber.

What’s really mystifying about some of these calendar photos is how some of them are close-ups of Kim Kardashian.  Now who wants to look at Kim Kardashian’s face without seeing any of her cleavage or her ripe rear end?  Duh, no one, of course!  If I wanted to look at some girl’s a face on my calendar, I’d pick someone like Miranda Kerr, although any calendar hiding her body, or any cutie’s bod for that matter, probably has a gay art director.  So, with this offering we’ve got a calendar that men would only want to look at around half of the year, congrats Kim!

If you’d rather see Kim Kardashian’s smokin' hot bod rather than her face, and in naughty amorous action too (you know what I mean *cough* amateur sex video *cough*), then just check out this site instead of that calendar this New Year!