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Turning her rail-thin back on carpet-munching forever (it seems), Lindsay Lohan spent a wild and crazy night with a bunch of dudes proving once and again that you can’t put a horny slut down. Yup, she was seen partying hard with a bunch of dudes and is now jumping from man to man hoping to score that one who would not only make her get her shit together, but give her the much-needed protein shake that she’s been missing all this time dating Samantha Ronson. Maybe now that she’s got a regular supply of sperm, she’ll get back a few pounds and not make her look like a concentration camp survivor.

Yup, she was seen recently looking as thin as usual and it’s only getting worse. And by worse I mean her boobs are finally feeling the burn. Known for her massive jugs, Lindsay has built a career out of them. And with the rumors of anorexia swirling around her, her breasts seemed to be unaffected. But lately her boobies have flattened out like someone let the air out of them, sagging down to her bellybutton it seems. Which is bad news for LiLo and her supposed foray into live, on-stage stripping. Who would want to pay good money to got a fancy Las Vegas hotel and watch some crack-addicted starlet bare her flat titties on stage. No one, that’s who. So hopefully she gets those babies back on track before they hit her knees.

And so, what can we expect out of our dear Miss Lohan now that she’s back on the straight and narrow (but for her hopefully curved and thick)? Maybe we’ll see her a bit happier from now on, a bit more satisfied. After all, it takes you missing something to know that’s what you really want. So this time away from the peen would help her re-evaluate her career, life plan, and spirituality. See, all the men of the world are right - the penis is a wonderful thing. And now that Lindsay is back on it, the world will be a much better place because of it. As wonderful as the wild and crazy celebs that you’ll find right here.

She was once considered a young Hollywood fashionista, her style being copied by millions of young women all across America, thanks to her now-ended hit TV show The OC, but these days, Mischa Barton seems to have a problem keeping her clothes on. First she was noticed at a Paris Fashion Week event where her strapless dress almost showed her right boob, then at the same fashion show, she was photographed with her undies for all the audience to see (and, by extention, the world). Now, we see her on the pages of Jack magazine barely wearing anything at all. Is this a sign of this to come? Will she finally do that sexy flick where she gets to have numerous nude scenes, playing a ho, or a drug addict, or a drug-addicted hooker with a propensity for S&M and roleplaying… okay, I’m back. Sorry.

Truth be told, she needs to do something really edgy to get her back in the spotlight for all the right reasons. Sure, she’s had her share of tabloid coverage with her arrests and her bad-girl behavior. And now she looks stoned or drunk when appearing in public. I guess living in gay Paris would do that to you. But, if someone as screwed up as Britney Spears could turn her life around, clean up her act and get serious, I guess there’s hope for all of us, even you Mischa.

I mean, she is looking mighty fine these days. If these pics are any indication of how good she looks, she definitely has a shot of getting to the top of the hot list. Throw in a sex tape, topless sunbathing shots, and risque movie roles and we’ve got ourselves a bona fide sexpot. So come on Mischa, go for it! After all, what else are you gonna do?

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